Blake Spires
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The views expressed herein still in no way reflect those of the real Blake Spires, whom people apparently decided to hire. Teacher. Uncle. Cats fan.
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Which one is he
Top-5 prospect Caleb Wilson taking in Kentucky and No. 1 Georgia at Kroger Field.
(📸 via
@Lukaswitt01
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That name is built to transfer.
BREAKING: Tennessee true freshman QB Nico Iamaleava will start the Citrus Bowl vs. Iowa.
Iamaleava was the No. 1 recruit in the 2023 On300👀
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So Roy Williams and Jay Wright both just retired and didn’t make everybody in the conference commission portraits of them as gifts?
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The two things every Kentucky basketball Facebook group want the most.
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“If you want to feed my family, come to Arkansas. If you want to feed your family,
Do it with these delicious, hormone-free, USDA certified Tyson chicken nuggets, available at your local Walmart”
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Buddy we could do it again Wednesday and bring 20,000 more.
I like Pope. However, a Wednesday presser vs a Sunday presser with more time . Not the same. Grasping.
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Good grief how long was he on campus?
Washington County star Gabe Weis on an unofficial visit to Kentucky today
Potential five-star, likely No. 1 in Kentucky for 2026
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A “Go Big Blue” chant in Allen Fieldhouse. Don’t ever argue with anyone about the best fans in the country ever again.
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God he’s insufferable. We gotta hire him.
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Y’all had Cal dead-eyed pushing a dog in a stroller on Richmond Road for far less than this.
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If your wife stops you from taking the Kentucky job and the Lakers job in the same offseason it might be time to consider that she doesn’t love you.
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If Amy McGrath's true goal is to stop Mitch McConnell, she should drop out and endorse Charles Booker.
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Kellan Grady going off in a noon game? Call it the Early Bird Special.
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It’s taken less than a week to start pretending like John Calipari didn’t do great things for this program, this state, and its people. You don’t have to rewrite history to be excited for the future.
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Committed to anything is a bit of a stretch
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To their credit, Louisville fans are right: we still haven’t beaten a good team all year.
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Tyty had one bucket. We only made six 3s. And beat a top 5 team by 20 in the toughest arena in the country.
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Buddy we’ve *been* St Peters
Completely out of the blue question but has the Kentucky football team ever lost to St.Peters? 💙
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We can win the national title if Wheeler has 0 points. We can’t if he has 0 assists.
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Kentucky fans will tweet that the Cats don’t bring them joy and then watch every Bengals and Reds game for 40 years.
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If Tennessee fans ever learn to read a graph they’re going to be furious.
Thought it would be interesting to plot current coaches of potential tournaments teams based on their March experience (NCAAT appearances x wins)⬇️
min. 1+ NCAAT appearance
#'s are for coach at any school, not just current
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If Grady had played his entire career with the 3-point line he’d have 3,500 points.
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Alex Poythress is 24 years old with no student loan debt, is halfway to a masters degree, and has a $1.5 million contract. If that's a failure, sign me up for failure.
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Our worst season in a billion years and Tennessee still won as many tournament games as we did.
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It’s inspiring to see a top 5 recruit who played at Duke, and then was a top 3 draft pick, drafted by the NBA’s winningest franchise, overcome all the doubters.
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And would be 7-0 if not for the owner of the worst Yelp reviewed roofing service in internet history.
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A&M’s crowd is like when you stay over at a friend’s house and go to their super weird church the next morning.
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I bet Sahvir Wheeler was a nightmare to put in a car seat.
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They've got a three game home stand against St Mary's, Pepperdine and Portland after this. The Zags will bounce back.
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Listen if y’all can vote for Joe Biden and Donald Trump again I can have 365 more days of John Calipari. Leave me alone.
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How strong is the Kentucky brand? This is the behavior of the favored, higher-ranked opponent for a January game.
This is what’s happening outside of Auburn Arena, as students are now lining up inside the barricades. Hope everyone stays warm and safe out there. It’s going to be a long night.
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Antonio Reeves wants to be an NBA combo guard and is playing for the guy who coached Jamal Murray, Tyrese Maxey, Immanuel Quickley and TyTy Washington but is exploring his options to make sure he’s doing what’s best for his career?
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I’ll probably never have kids of my own, but watching Nick Richards play meaningful NBA minutes is just as good.
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I get two days off per week and spend one of them watching Mark Stoops football.
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Cal is gonna land the best recruiting class in a millennium and they’ll just be mad that it means fewer minutes for Reed.
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Cal is feeding Edwards intentionally here. He gets it man. Don’t send your kid to anybody else.
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So the university of Kentucky had a kid enrolled in classes and nobody had his actual high school diploma on file? He graduated in May then just hung around and pretended for a couple more months of high school? Sure thing, diploma mill.
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60,000 people waited five hours in a lightning storm last week and Stoops is gonna get defensive and point fingers when he catches heat for this catastrophe.
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Only DJ Wagner could play the way DJ Wagner has played lately and not have everyone praising him.
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So just the one time then.
We should do this once a week until the police have to get involved.
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Put Tom Leach on every TV feed for the rest of my life.
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No, because there’d be a Covid outbreak before the game.
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Somebody get Josh Harrelson on the phone for this matchup with Sullinger and the Ohio State team.
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We absolutely cannot let a bunch of 12 year olds with meme accounts Schiano the Scott Drew hire and end up with Mark Pope.
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When Benny and Josh take off 26 and 41 today, that should be the last time anyone wears them at Kentucky.
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All of us who call him Puffy are going to bed within the hour.
You can tell how old somebody is by what name they call
@Diddy
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Cal starting Kareem Watkins. WHEN WILL HE BEGIN WITH HIS BEST FIVE ON THE COURT?
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Thank God Coach Cal is just a recruiter and not an X and O's wizard like Tony Bennett.
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The only team that has managed to stop Barion Brown all season is the Kentucky Wildcats.
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See in Lexington, the traffic would have kept Scheffler from moving at all and this whole thing would have been avoided.
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this offense from Hamden is the worst tragedy a Bush ever orchestrated in September
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These seniors committed to a Kentucky program that went 2-10. Now 9-3 is a disappointment to some of our fans. Take a moment to appreciate what these guys have built and accomplished.
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With all due respect I don��t want to hear from 6’s family like he hasn’t either dropped or fumbled half the balls that have gone his way this year. He’s lucky to still be on the field.
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I’m old enough to remember y’all wanting to fire Mark Stoops.
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Yeah God forbid you go for it there and ruin our national title hopes
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Mark Stoops looked at the Philadelphia Eagles and thought, yeah, I’ll build my whole team out of former Georgia players too.
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HUGE play from Doug Shows. He’s been unstoppable today.
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Adam Sandler has spent 30 years making movies he likes with his buddies, hooping four times a week and wearing pajamas in public. Untouchable.
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I can tell everything about which kind of Kentucky fan you are based entirely on how you feel about Tubby Smith.
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When Liam Coen and Kenny Payne are both back where they belong in 2023.
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Does he know it?
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Only about 5 hours from Morgantown to Lexington and most other rosters are full.
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What if we all just show up and start building a new indoor practice facility with no track?
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Congratulations to Gonzaga on their fourth consecutive November National Title.
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That’s the worst QB play in the history of Kentucky football. And that’s a gigantic bar to clear.
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Three Dollaritas in and smiling at people walking by like a toddler in a shopping cart.
All you can eat boneless at Applebees?? Woman put on your good shoes, we going out
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Y’all think Kenny Payne will put Bradshaw on the poster too?
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Someone let Matt Bevin know that just because I'm working today doesn't mean I don't think he's a clown. I just have 30-something sophomores taking the ACT April 14th and we can't afford to lose a day of our prep unit.
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I took as many classes at UNC as you did, but tell us more about cheating.
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John Calipari would push himself in a dog stroller right into oncoming traffic if Rick Pitino replaced him at Kentucky and won another title.
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It’s so embarrassing that Americans insist on making every single geopolitical issue a battle between our two awful political parties.
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They told me this team was better than '96, '12 and '15 Kentucky.
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Stoops in the locker room watching sorority rush TikToks while Eric Wolford checks his DMs on Indeed.
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It’d be 60” without Dwayne Washington hanging on to him.
NBA draft prospect Shaedon Sharpe has a vertical of 49 inches.
To put it in perspective how crazy that is, Micheal Jordan currently has the highest vertical leap in NBA history at 48 inches.
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Please let Rob end up somewhere fun. Don’t stick that kid some place like Utah.
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thankfully this is the first time Louisville PD has made any sort of negative headlines so I’m sure it’ll blow over.
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Bevin making immigration a major talking point *in the race for governor of Kentucky* should make you furious that he believes you're that stupid.
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Y'all's president is tweeting lies and profanity on Good Friday but you'll claim he's a Christian president because he hates all the same people who scare you. I think we're reading different scripture.
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If we had two or three hundred more poorly made Kentucky news sites to offer their take on Shaedon Sharpe we’d have this thing solved already.
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I am six thousand years old.
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Dabo told us he’d stop coaching if players could make money. Looks like a man of his word.
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I bet Benny Snell was a nightmare to put in a car seat as a kid.
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My first period did a Kobe tribute at 8:24 this morning, all shooting paper into the trash can.
The future is in good hands.
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