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@RealEarthquake
Earthquake
6 years
You don't wanna miss this! Get your laugh on w/my Father's Day Show June 16 & June 17 Brooklyn, NY➡ NJ➡
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@RealEarthquake
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6 years
RT @Eastside_Brody Most UNDERRATED comedian! Earthquake is a GOAT🐐 @RealEarthquake <> thank you
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6 years
Big ups Bmore! Thanku for a great show! ✌🏾 #PlatinumComedyTour
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@RealEarthquake
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6 years
Rest peacefully to the Queen of Soul 🙏🏾
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6 years
I wish y’all would stop telling me congratulations on getting married. I did NOT get married again and I am not married now! Who is out here claiming me?? 🤔🤔🤔 #GoodMorning #QuakeIsSingle
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@RealEarthquake
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7 years
Jay-Z the motherfucking. Man. & this has nothing 2 do with his music
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6 years
Listen if you don't like my show then try me again or clean your ears
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@RealEarthquake
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8 years
For everybody that didn't vote who look's like me .....fuck you
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8 years
I miss my mom 😥
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6 years
Who in Jacksonville Florida wants tickets to see me tonight???? And before you brothas hit me up... I’m all out of Men tickets!
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@RealEarthquake
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10 years
The cast And director of #Selma linked arms and marched in Selma, Alabama yesterday to salute the work of Dr.... http://t.co/xMEBwmIzN9
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@RealEarthquake
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8 years
Please. Please please black people VOTE they think we are dumb ,stupid. & don't get A FUCK. We can't let TRUMP win PLEASE MY PEOPlE VOTE
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@RealEarthquake
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8 years
Can't sleep But it's my birthday day. Thank you GOD 4 another year 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
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@RealEarthquake
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7 years
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9 years
If y'all missed me w/ @IAmSteveHarvey & the Steve Harvey Morning Show dont worry. Catch me 2 night on Showtime! http://t.co/G8LhoHp9m9
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8 years
Can't sleep again. Keep thinking about my mother. R.I.P 😥😥😥🙏🙏🙏🙏
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10 years
#MorningMotivation from Earthquake There's no avoiding this right here http://t.co/SIrlMi9kNN
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7 years
Today is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be....Make it a great one. #humpdaymornings #itsalmostfriday #youcandoit
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@RealEarthquake
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7 years
GIVE THANKS.
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12 years
Excuse me while I console stacy dash
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8 years
Sitting in my 1st class seat JUST waiting on some TRUMP supporter 2 say ..WE got our country back get 2 the back of the plane nigger
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7 years
Just doing me in 2018
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8 years
Muhammad ALI is still changing the world. Even when he passed With. Islam Quranic chants. On FOX NEWS ..Donald Trump is going crazy
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8 years
Black people are going to be living in United States of America like renting. A room in a five-star hotel with no incidentals
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@RealEarthquake
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7 years
@GuyTorry Hey my brother can you post this please Earthquake's Comedy Special "These Ain't Jokes" Thurs, F…
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@RealEarthquake
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6 years
Thinking about a master plan
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@RealEarthquake
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8 years
I fucking love Chris ROCK
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@RealEarthquake
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5 years
🗣 M E S S A G E 🗣 Did you know some people are addicted to conflict and suffering? They honestly feel there is some sort of pride gained from it. Beware of people like this, they will create problems where they...
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8 years
My people be careful for the next four years make sure your paperwork is in order
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8 years
Stock market. falling 700 points. Already. The money knows.
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7 years
RT @SenBobCorker It's a shame the White House has become an adult day care center. Someone obviously missed…
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8 years
Please Detroit you 're only one that can stop Donald
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7 years
Working 2nite in Albany New Yorker. At. The Funny bone last nite was a blast Come. See your boy
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10 years
Live like there's no tomorrow Fam! #RIP Stuart Scott "Cool As the Other Side of the Pillow."
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8 years
Yesterday was the roughest miss you mom
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6 years
Blessed to do what I love. Thank you to my comedy Fam & everyone who came out. Los Angeles & Oakland were off da chain!! #PlatinumComedyTour
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8 years
RT @ShedG Festival Of Praise Is 🔥🔥🔥🔥!!! @realfredhammond But @realearthquake was hitting them Happy Hour… <> 🙏🙏
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10 years
RT @starrisking @RealEarthquake damn quake now i owe her money. ....can i hold something? Lmao<> sure I got you lol
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6 years
Quakes houseS radio show is BACK !!!!!!! LOOKING 4 young hungry Comedians !!!!!!
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6 years
Good Morning & Happy 420. Ready to tear it up with my boys in Baltimore! #PlatinumComedyTour
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8 years
I did something I Never done. In my career on stage 2nite I cried inside. #cecepeniston
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10 years
Straight fucking robbery they are robbing Detroit in Dallas I just called the police I want to report a robbery
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10 years
PLEASE. PRAY 4 MY FRIEND TRACY MORGAN
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12 years
If Pacquiao dont get endorse by nyquil pm he playin the game all wrong
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11 years
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8 years
BREAKING NEWS. Canadian Immigration website has CRASHED. 🏄🏼🏇🏇⛹🏻‍♀️🚉✈️
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8 years
Havnt been on tweeter 4 A min but I will the rest of this year
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7 years
Ok ya'll, 'bout to flood my timeline with tour dates...Ya'll click those links for advance purchases! Be there...
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8 years
RT @Tyese128 Saturday night shenanigans hanging with my bro @RealEarthquake ! #HesFunny #SoufEast <> love you sis
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11 years
Thank GOD them dudes aint black We already cant wear hoodies Take away fitteds nd we might just burn this muthafucka down
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8 years
RT @mattklewis Heading to SLC with @RealEarthquake <> YES. With my new best friend
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8 years
An absolute Happy Birthday...to me. Aye!
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8 years
Well I hope. We ready 4 the folks 2 take THERE. Country back. #ijustcantbelivethisshit
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6 years
Bye Olivia Pope #ScandalFinale
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8 years
Them fucking boys ...1st TRUMP NOW THIS ... #lhateDallas
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12 years
SKINS beatin the Cowboys for they ancestors HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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8 years
Ricky Harris. Truly funny. RIP. #2016
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12 years
Shannon Sharpe speak like he got to always carry his freedom papers
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10 years
I know Detroit is bankrupt but that gives you no reason to Rob that great city. NFL #NFLofficialsrobbery
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8 years
I'm @improvhouston . I LOVE comedy @jaypharoah is talented it's just like watching a young . @eddiemurphy
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5 years
Now they know damn well black folks don't play bout that BIRD 😩🐔🍗 #ToWASHorNotToWash 🙄
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7 years
RT @starrisking @RealEarthquake quake you gotta rt this 😂😂😂😂😂😂 <> ok
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6 years
I appreciate that 😎
@JerrythaGreat
I Passed My FCAT the First Time!
6 years
Man, @RealEarthquake needs to be on TV. “Quakes House” “Quakes Family” or something like that. I listened to him on @SteveHarveyFM the other day and had to pull my car over. @netflix give this man a deal!
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9 years
…cont) <> my winning team in radio $$$$$
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8 years
Why fighters from my hometown always get knockout ... Where is the next sugar ray ? #DMV
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8 years
Join me as I host a praise filled night with gospel greats Hezekiah Walker, Fred Hammod, Karen Clark-Sheard,...
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9 years
RT @Rosenbergradio LOL @RealSkipBayless ...someone in Bristol put me on this show soon!! YOU LIKE THAT SKIP?!?<> we both needs 2 go
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8 years
R.I.P PHIFE DAWG 😥😥😥GOD BLESS YOUR FAM 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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RT @Tyese128 My brotha from anotha motha! Love this dude! #Earthquake 🌎 @RealEarthquake <> lov u more sis
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RT @MsCeeJay @RealEarthquake sending a cyber hug!😚<> thank you baby
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10 years
Prayers up for Bobbi Kristina. God take her and keep her in your arms. Give her strength courage and wisdom to... http://t.co/ux6hykPbnc
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GOD is so good We aint doin this by our selves
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My bad.
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Merry Christmas.
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RT @sinbadbad http://t.co/BwTTNFO37o<> I wish we as a ppl was still like this ...
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BREAKING NEWS! @RealEarthquake Comedy Special "These Ain't Jokes" airs TOMORROW 9pm EST on SHOWTIME! SET DVR NOW http://t.co/xbOqS2XLth
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11 years
Black dudes aint makin no bombs bcuz our girl wont let us use her gotdam pressure cooker
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6 years
Thank you Baltimore. #PlatinumComedyTour was off the chain! ✌🏾
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watching CNN and I don't know who this uncle Tom ass. Nicca who said black people are more racist then any people on earth #Trumpsupporter
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Morning Message #QuakesHouse RT if you agree http://t.co/1rBVyu8Phs
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RT @amyschumer "Are they re-airing my special?!" No @RealEarthquake go back to bed. That's not why you're trending<> funny miss Schumer 😘
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I didn't forget....How could I? Happy Veteran's Day to all who have enlisted to sacrifice their lives for ours....
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Damn !!!!!!!! down goes North Carolina
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Well. Here comes. President Donald Trump. 💔💔💔💔
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RT @oxfordgamer @RealEarthquake 's Quake's House is the best show on @SIRIUSXM <> thank you my brother
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7 years
Work time... gym 1st ..hit the stage next #grinding4thefuture
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8 years
Stock market is up on private prisons. You do the math
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Obama 1 Romney 0
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RT @ginovea @RealEarthquake : RT @FollowTheLita @idillionaire : Love this.....👏 http://t.co/lBp7xgbBzp” 〰❤️〰<> me2”<>YESSSS I needed this
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12 years
Cowboys vs Redskins This racist as fuck on Thanksgiving
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Life is great bcuz I have LiFE
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8 years
Watching the movie rosewood the same shit that happen yesterday is happening today white woman said Blackman did it & everybody believed it
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6 years
Thank you to everyone who came out to #LaughFactory . A great night to raise money for SARCOMA-OMA Foundation. Always good to see the fam!
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