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@RealCarlVernon

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professional misanthrope

Joined May 2020
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@RealCarlVernon
Carl Vernon
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I very much enjoy it when bad people have bad things happen to them.
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@RealCarlVernon
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Hey, cunt. I don’t need to hear your telephone conversation. Shut the fuck up.
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@RealCarlVernon
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Hey, I’ve got a great idea. Let’s give all our money to a bunch of corrupt cunts and live in the hope they won’t spaff it all up the wall. And if we get angry and disillusioned we can change it all in five years. Fuck sake.
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@RealCarlVernon
Carl Vernon
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I don't hate everyone. Just most people.
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@RealCarlVernon
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I hate to say it, but they're going to fall for the 'next one', aren't they.
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@RealCarlVernon
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3 days
It's uncanny. Billy G is always about when we need a solution.
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@RealCarlVernon
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4 days
RT @xmuse_: The more you watch, the funnier it gets! 😂
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@RealCarlVernon
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Did you know the Grammys were on? No. Because you're not a complete fucking moron.
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@RealCarlVernon
Carl Vernon
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So many more people wearing masks again.
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@RealCarlVernon
Carl Vernon
7 days
@BGatesIsaPyscho Give a shit.
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@RealCarlVernon
Carl Vernon
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What is this fiery ball in the sky?
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@RealCarlVernon
Carl Vernon
8 days
If you’ve got a cold or flu, be grateful. It’s your body detoxifying from all the shit you’ve been putting in it.
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@RealCarlVernon
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RT @SpeechUnion: A leaked Home Office report proposes criminalising any "harmful communication" likely to cause "psychological harm" — hand…
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Could the UK actually get colder with global warming? That is a real headline from the BBC.
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@RealCarlVernon
Carl Vernon
9 days
Utter cringe.
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This fella is definitely a sandwich short of a picnic…
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@RealCarlVernon
Carl Vernon
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@Janglow Good point.
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@RealCarlVernon
Carl Vernon
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They need to make their mind up. Do they want a constant thick geoengineered cloud blocking vitamin D, or fields of solar farms that work?
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@RealCarlVernon
Carl Vernon
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RT @GigaBasedDad: 🎯
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@RealCarlVernon
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RT @wideawake_media: "The best way to keep a prisoner from escaping is to make sure he never knows he is in prison."
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