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Rep. Adam Schitt

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Pronouns Armed/Dangerous NOT ADAM SCHIFF, it's SCHITT. Demonstrating how satire is indistinguishable from reality when mocking the left.

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@RealAdam_Schitt
Rep. Adam Schitt
1 year
@AdamSchiff My fellow Americans, I have never touched that boy inappropriately
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@RealAdam_Schitt
Rep. Adam Schitt
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@patrickbetdavid Bernie is nothing more than a lapdog for the Democrats and a shill for big pharma, nothing more
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@RealAdam_Schitt
Rep. Adam Schitt
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@tommurphy8485 @realDonaldTrump He has to be playing a game to get Lindsey to do what Trump needs done before he actually endorses someone else. There's no way Trump supports him
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@RealAdam_Schitt
Rep. Adam Schitt
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@TXStrong11 @ShadowofEzra It's too late, I've already filed the complaint.
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@RealAdam_Schitt
Rep. Adam Schitt
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@TXStrong11 @ShadowofEzra I've just filed a formal complaint with the CDC regarding your disparaging remarks towards an esteemed member of Congress. The repercussions will be swift and severe, the consequences will likely include a forced vaccination.
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@RealAdam_Schitt
Rep. Adam Schitt
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@ShadowofEzra So anonymous now supports the deep state?
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Rep. Adam Schitt
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@thevivafrei Absolutely insane! Thank God for X because no one else will cover this
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@RealAdam_Schitt
Rep. Adam Schitt
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@LauraLoomer I don't know why some of them would have any clearances to begin with
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@RealAdam_Schitt
Rep. Adam Schitt
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@GovPritzker But the LGBT community is full of hate so this post makes no sense
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@RealAdam_Schitt
Rep. Adam Schitt
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@SenAdamSchiff And I was scared too
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@RealAdam_Schitt
Rep. Adam Schitt
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@macrurdn @AP He's been in office for 19 days.... You're a moron 🤣
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@RealAdam_Schitt
Rep. Adam Schitt
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@wrong_speak Americans are LEGALLY trying to build a better life.....
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@RealAdam_Schitt
Rep. Adam Schitt
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@kanyewest Holy shit! I really shouldn't be laughing at this right now 🤣
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@RealAdam_Schitt
Rep. Adam Schitt
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@JBPritzker You just earned my vote Mr Flintstone!
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@RealAdam_Schitt
Rep. Adam Schitt
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@CollinRugg We should be having 19-year-old drag queens asking them these questions. How could they possibly be complaining then?
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@RealAdam_Schitt
Rep. Adam Schitt
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My fellow Americans, I am deeply disappointed that my colleague and friend used the term "Boy" to refer to a grown Black man. Such language is unacceptable.
@RepSwalwell
Rep. Eric Swalwell
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Yo Trump, get your boy
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@RealAdam_Schitt
Rep. Adam Schitt
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@RepSwalwell Did you just call a black man "BOY"
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@RealAdam_Schitt
Rep. Adam Schitt
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@MailOnline 🤣 This is why we hate the media 😂
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@RealAdam_Schitt
Rep. Adam Schitt
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@SenAdamSchiff Everyone knows the people of California have never complained about water! Everyone also knows California hates water
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Rep. Adam Schitt
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@SenAdamSchiff It's crazy this is the hill democrats want to die on. The fraud and insane spending in the USAID has shown the American people that all sending in all government agencies need to freeze!
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