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ASK OR TELL ME ANYTHING
Friday, you can:
1) Ask me anything
2) Tell me about any news that needs covered that I didn’t get to
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Just a friendly reminder we’re back with another A.M. Update tomorrow morning, and I have to leave this little lady to do it. So don’t miss it.
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Back at it on Monday! What happened the last two weeks?!
Tell me your best short summaries, haikus, and hot takes!
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Tomorrow morning is episode
#200
of the A.M. Update. Crazy. We’re approaching our one-year anniversary in February, to boot.
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I'm back, and nasally
U.S. and allies BOMB Houthi targets in Yemen
And the leftiest lefty of a decade ago sounds like a border hawk now
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I’m so sorry, but I’ve lost my voice and as of now cannot do the update in the morning. Some annoying upper respiratory thing. There were a TON of stories to get to today, too.
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SOMEBODY is lying in the Trump/Epstein story
Another known wolf in Iowa?
And something could happen this year that hasn't happened since Thomas Jefferson was president
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“…making *illegal* border crossing a *crime*”
BREAKING: The Justice Department threatens to sue Texas if it enforces a law making illegal border entry a state crime.
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Mayorkas blames global warming, Abbott for immigration crisis
MO gov takes action against CCP land purchases
And how long could a $1 million retirement last these days?
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I was way ahead of the Miss Rachel thing, as listeners know.
March 8th, 2023 is the date we detailed how Miss Rachel’s butch-adjacent sidekick, Jules, had a mysterious surgery which seemed to affect the chest region.
She, of course, shared this with Rachel’s audience of
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Totally agree. Which is why it's so much fun to bury her.
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Controversial but I’m here to tell you that it’s Noem’s trampling of private property rights and her Covid lock down embrace that disqualify her- not how she treats her animals or embellish s her foreign policy bonafides
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Texas tells SCOTUS: "that's a cool opinion, bro"
A memo went out to Democrats to start talking about this one thing...
And one pastor in Oklahoma is a total badass
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For tomorrow’s A.M. Update, let’s do an Ask or Tell Me Anything!
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Actual corruption vs. petty levels of punitive punishment
Alabama's highest court makes a ruling that could have broader reverberations
And what it sounds like when the devil plays Mad Libs
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A scalp in woke academia
Iowa approaches....
DeWine's DeWorst
And a record-breaking December at the southern border
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Hating Satan is a hate crime
Still winning in Florida
And LEAVE TAYLOR ALONE
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WHAT is Iran doing?!
Measles in Virginia
And a Kamalablidygook update
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3 stories could be a preview of 2024
RFK Jr. swings and misses
And why if you believe in anything worth believing in, you're never gonna be cool (so stop trying)
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DING-DONG: Ronna's gone
Joe Biden enjoys classified docs for me, but not for thee
And why Tucker's interview with Putin should be the interview of the century (but probably won't be)
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NYC will criminalize self-defense
A federal financial crimes group created a dragnet for rightwingers after J6
And Alistair Begg is right on one thing, but misses the mark on its application
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Netanyahu BUCKS U.S. meddlers
Another shutdown averted woo freaking hoo
And Garland never lets a good crisis go to waste
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Drone confusion allegedly led to the deaths of U.S. troops
The European Union has its priorities ̶s̶t̶r̶a̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ gay
And one story out of Montana shows there's no escaping the long arm of the transgender mob
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The Supreme Court's supremely traitorous opinion
Those missing Navy SEALs have been declared dead
And even you might be surprised how out of touch American elites are
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The RFK Jr. veepstakes may be reaching their conclusion
Illegal problems, and Florida solutions
And not going along with lies about a liar (and not going along with a liar)
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SuperHappyFunTimes in the U.S. House
A.I. says if you look like a wimp, you're voting for a lefty
And did John MacArthur step in it?
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Friday is another ask or tell me anything!
1. Ask me any question you’d like about any topic
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2. Tell me which stories I missed this week you think need amplifying
Let’s go!
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Friday is another ask or tell me anything!
1. Ask me any question you’d like about any topic
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Nikki steps in it
Boebert runs for higher ground
And Francis Collins is really, super duper sorry, guys
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IF Texas holds the line and continues to tell the feds to pound sand when it comes to the border, what should be their next escalation?
Bus illegals to SCOTUS
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Arrest Biden
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Tennessee take on BlackRock
Fetterman's America First software update continues
And Orwell goes to Arlington
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White House isn't apologizing for jack squat, after all
We need to talk about one crime stat
And meet Barack Obama: certified Christian nationalist
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FRIDAY is another Ask or Tell Me Anything
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Friday is another ask or tell me anything’
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Doing another ask or tell me anything for Friday's edition!
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Friday is another ask or tell me anything!
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ASK (or tell) ME ANYTHING
Thoughts on Joe Biden's Hindenburg
Why are so many teachers hooking up with students?
And a dirty little secret about Christian music radio
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Joe Biden and his bitter band of wannabe antichrists who tried to steal Easter
A bad guy gets held accountable, for once
And a critical review of a new documentary series
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Hell to the no
We've found the pinnacle of higher ed
And what, exactly, is "hate speech?"
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Don’t give me ideas.
94 years ago today, the BBC ran out of news and aired piano music instead
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Doing another ask or tell me anything for Friday's edition!
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Secular judge says secular thing
Wokesters are miserable wretches, now backed by SCIENCE
And Harrison Butker came to drop bombs
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Friday is another ask or tell me anything!
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Make 'em extra spicy...
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SB4 lives, dies, lives, dies, lives, and then dies
Biden judicial nominee doesn't know what an "assault weapon" is (neither do I)
And you've been waiting with baited breath for these predictions
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Friday is another ask or tell me anything’
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It's time for another Ask or Tell Me Anything!
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I was considering going back and editing it out, but given I was talking about Nikki Haley and the GOP primary.
I decided it was prescient and appropriate.
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Apparently our defense secretary ISN'T an essential worker
Iowa caucus roundup, one week out
DeWine reverses course, kind of
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Friendly reminder: no A.M. Update tomorrow morning (3/4).
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Colorado jumps the gun
Texas makes criminalizes crime
And dispatches from Wuhan
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Tomorrow’s A.M. Update, let’s do an Ask or Tell Me Anything!
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The natural consequences of an open border meet a grisly conclusion in GA
Another trans hoax falls apart
And three more thoughts on IVF
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Give me your tired, your poor, your…cannibals?
A demonic 3-pack from the People's Republic of California
And dispatches from Sabanland
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That’s cool bro. Now enforce it.
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#BREAKING
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Gonna be out tomorrow as well
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THIS should be the GOP's commercial from commander-in-chief to dog catcher
Major automakers (and Apple) give up on EVs, for now
And Dr. Phil drops bombs
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Fauci gets grilled, softly
Meet an evil, wicked judge
And maximize that which you actually have control over
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Are the veepstakes coming to a close?
Kristi Noem says her book is "powerful," and I've got questions
Be comforted there's a Hell
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One more episode before Christmas, dropping tomorrow morning!
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ASK OR TELL ME ANYTHING
Talking IVF in the aftermath of Alabama's supreme court decision
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I was running back and forth trying to tend to an exhausted, vomiting toddler, so there was bound to be something that fell through the cracks.
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I was listening to the last episode and your burp was quite loud and juicy. Haha
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After a mind-numbingly dumb snafu from our podcast host (thanks
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MN cop killer ID'd (and why this story went away faster than you can say "KC Super Bowl parade")
Long range missiles for Ukraine?
And meet the deadest of deadbeat dads
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And don't forget her vetoing of the women's sports bill. Just a total corporatist puke.
None of these issues stuck, because the people and the people's media didn't care enough...but this one is (thanks to her, ironically), so I'm happy to oblige.
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Thank you!
@RealAMUpdate
@DeaceProducer
Merry Christmas to you and your family. We never miss the A.M. Update. Thank you for the effort you invest in it. We appreciate your insights and perspective. Wishing you and your family happy Holy-days!
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Biden complains about Bidenomics
Is the DNC scared of RFK?
And Vladimir Putin: butthurt?
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This is the video I was referring to on today's AOTMA.
Just gold.
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Why the heck are we in Jordan?
Johnson says terrible Senate border "compromise" is DOA
And Begg disappoints
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If I were the devil, I'd destroy whatever's left of a nation's sovereignty by doing this...
Jerome Powell is worried about debt, all the sudden
And a postscript on that former CIA employee...
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Thank you!
Back at it again in the morning!
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THURSDAY is Ask or Tell Me Anything
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Nope. It’s 103/4° fever time.
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FRIDAY is another Ask or Tell Me Anything
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Friday is another ask or tell me anything!
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ICE confirms they screwed up
Lloyd Austin confirms he screwed up
And these CT high schoolers did NOT screw up
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The House GOP can do symbolic votes, after all
Another dementia-addled news cycle
And did we pinpoint the moment Disney went woke?
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Pro-Hamas orcs get as on-brand as possible at the White House
Two Navy SEALS go missing near Somalia
And it's CAUCUS DAY in Iowa
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Russiagate 2.0?
Kamalablidygook update
And Bukele: honey badger
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Biden always looks stunned.
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What year is it?! U.S. drone strikes Baghdad
SHOCK: Democrat woman doesn't know what a woman is
And the Asbury Revival, one year later
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We left Americans behind, but not weapons. Got it.
JOHN KIRBY:
"We didn't just leave a bunch of weapons in Afghanistan."
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Nope. You didn’t miss anything. My podcast host,
@libsyn
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Did I miss an announcement somewhere, or is it NOT supposed to be a subscriber only episode, and my app is drunk?
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And here’s the pilot episode of me and my wife’s new weekend, subscriber exclusive show, No Suck Saturday:
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Only $900b?
Rand Paul's 'Festivus Report' exposes $900B in government squander
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Breathing a sigh of relief (for now)
A governor-bites-Varney story
If low expectations is soft bigotry, what is extraordinarily low expectations?
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Happy New Year!
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Musk tells Italians to make babies, then two days later the EU opens another investigation?
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This is the system telling the Biden’s we can do this the easy way, or the hard way
JUST IN - Joe Biden exchanged emails with his son Hunter's business associate 54 times while he was serving as VP — NBC
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Tragedy strikes in Iowa
Haley insults Iowans
Trump faces ANOTHER ballot challenge
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Biden's handler's latest election year fig leaf is a paper kitty
Merrick Garland does his best Sgt. Schultz
And Miss Rachel...yikes.
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Where’s the lie?
Tonight, I'm filled with righteous indignation... Who is responsible for this?
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Quake rattles Taiwan
Netanyahu apologizes
And Reese needs to call the police
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Whacky foreign policy weekend
The Rock has regrets
And RFK Jr. on whether he expects to get offed
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Why?
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God bless...TEXAS?!?
Pentagon says attacks on U.S. troops are no big deal
And why Yuval Harari cannot win
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TikTok toe, and other deep thoughts
Janet Yellen has regrets
DeSantis says no to Haitian cannibals
And what is retirement, anyway?
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Peaceful pro-lifers in TENNESSEE found guilty of violating the shady FACE Act
Cori Bush says security for me, but not for thee
And researchers say they may have discovered Amelia Earhart's plane
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