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41, Accra Street, Wuse Zone 5
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@ManLikeAkoh
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Everybody's Mum is the best mum in the world, so who mama dey for NYSC secretariat?
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One time, an old friend asked that i drop her at Wuse 2. She was going to see some dude like that.
Upon arrival, coincidentally he was outside, she told him i was an uber driver and my money is 5k.
He handed me 5k, i drove straight to Nkoyo at JD garden.
😎😎😎
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This bolt driver has been hissing since because of traffic, he'd park under tree and cry by the time he realizes I'm on 60% promo.
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If grew up to discover that I had been created as a tool for elites to win elections, I would be Mad furious.
This is just one family in the North for those wondering where our votes are coming from. 😊
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Those of us in kano at the time, are thankful to GEJ for conceding and congratulating H.E MBuhari.
Alot of us left our houses and moved to sabongari, airforce base, bukavu barracks pending when the winner was to be announced.
There was a large influx of thugs in kano, 1/2
The most useless Politician that came out from Nigeria in our history is this man. Every other person who got into power maximized it but he went there to play and like a kid in a candy shop he didn't know what to do with it .
@GEJonathan
you fucked up.
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My 7th month being officially Unemployed.
Father wherever my name is mentioned, may Your Grace speak for me as Always. Amen 🧎🏾
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No one will ever believe when her husband comes out to say she’s a mad person.
Now imagine this woman at home when she’s angry.
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I don’t know if y’all saw it, but Dangote was squatting like a Bad Beeeech in front of Asiwaju.
Humble yourself around people that can change your life, get that Bag, don’t let this women shame you.
Its just Ass, kiss it my broooo.
Ola of Lagos went to see Davido's new car and this was how it went 😂
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Dimeji Bankole suppose add small money for my Mandem, they're really trying their best.
It's not easy to be tweeting about "Military Background" every 2days.
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This boy trying to drag igbos, but his mother is Igbo from Delta state.
Faizu, you’re not even a full blooded Hausa boy. Lmao
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Alot of us are legit going through the most this period, but fine pictures and fake smiles will have people assuming that all is good.
I pray help comes to all of us that are deserving of it. 🤲🏾
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Parading the streets, Wielding weapons, openly threatening southerners.
Also note that PMB had made a comment, inciting the people to violence if he lost the election.
You see GEJ as weak, we see him as a braveman, a lover of peace and I’m thankful that lives were not lost.
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"Amara, please can Uyai and I have sex by ourselves?"
This thing still dey burst my head, Woke up this morning and i still can't stop thinking about Amara the wonder woman.
What is a relationship between three people called?
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I look financially stable, until you start dating me and realise I don't have shishi.
Too late baby.
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@iam__temmyy
It's the way this guy held his head before he started displaying...😂😂😂
His brain was like, On your mark, get set, Go😂😂😂😂
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If you live in Abuja, you're already living above your means.
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I think the Elites have a stronger force than the titans.
Because Omo.
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@KingOpeOfAbj
@iamlordbernie
See, our parents appreciate it more. He knows how hard you worked for it.
These crazy girls wan stress person
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Abuja bolt drivers, try and be having change plis.
I want to use my 100 Naira to buy Dabino.
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@OGCarterMillsxx
He has money, he also could have thought of other possibilities.
I.e I've taken her to other locations before his.
Lass lass, na broke people dey over cacu
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You could be on the phone for 30 minutes with a woman, when you tell her you need to go, her reply will be.
“So you’re tired of me abi?”
Then you spend another 10 minutes reassuring her that you’re not tired, but just need to go.
See, Women will test you.
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This man proved his innocence and instead of calling Chiamaka out, the women under this post are busy saying “You write so well”.
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"Men get 1 good photo and post it all year long".
I'm Men.🫣
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@iamJohnwinner
Bruh, we don survive plenty riot for kano.
Before military go lap, souls go don lost, properties and businesses go don burn.
Na we fit understand wetin dey sup
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@Femi_dey4you
$8m property and jewelry worth millions of dollars is still a good gain for a 1 year marriage
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@NwaforPatrick
@DrTONYAGBATOR
Breaking traffic has nothing to do with not knowing how to drive, its just lack of discipline and impatience.
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@Praiz_Jr___
@HassanSZNN
Start by affirming good things in your life, speak positivity everyday and stop certifying yourself as Broke man.
We plenty wey broke, but we still pushing.
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I miss when women were soft, sweet and beautiful.
Now everyone is just trying to be hard and strong hearted and mean.
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Monday's are unnecessary, I'm already tired.
Why this? 🫥
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On this App, na who them catch be Thief...
We are all guilty of one thing or the other, na Time.
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@Yucee_
@NatHospital_ABJ
@Sophie_NytSky
They're doing that already, it's been one month since he's been bed ridden
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@Naija_PR
If comedy is not working for her, she should try other things.
The harder she tries, the more stoopid it gets..
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The funniest part of this whole thing is that, Nigerians are the only ones who know he didn’t go there to win or contend.
He went to catch cruise and i was already laughing before he even started, because i know say na rubbish e wan do😂😂😂
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Someone please help me with motivational Quotes, make i use hold body.
😤
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Whats the first thing you are buying if Anon sends you 200k for Christmas?
Anon might pull through. 👀
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@elvisnwanja
No worry yourself, my girlfriend get transport and even if she no get, i get money to pay.
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@The_Nenye
@real_weiirdo
She out there trying to disgrace her generation in the name of being funny.
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A close friend of mine left for the UK yesterday, i didn’t feel it until today. It hit me that i may never see this person again, thought about the memories we’ve shared and it led me to tears.
I cried so much, you’d think i lost someone in death.
I hate what Nigeria is doing to
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I think its only Poor Muslims that are overtly religious and always angry.
Which Islam do this ones practice and which one do we have in northern Nigeria?
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Heard of Abuja girls?
40% Lesbians.
30% bi.
15% are still in the closet, these are the once fond of touching other girls boobs and ass in form of jokes.
TALM BOUT, “AH, YOUR BUM BUM IS SOFT.”
Gayyyyyyyyyyyyy
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I’ve stopped going to expensive Abuja restaurants, because each time i do i feel cheated.
If you feel too big to follow me to Niger Delta restaurant, Ojuelegba or Iya Oyo. Then maybe we shouldn’t even be together.
The best i can do is Tastia.
What opinion about Abuja would get you in this position?
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Will officially join the 30+ gang tomorrow and hairline is intact.
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The people wearing the Fakes are Happy, then there’s you having anxiety over something that shouldn’t bother you.
Men need to start going to war again.
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@Estakinleye
@Uncle2Triplets
This is so unfortunate, so sorry.
I pray he's caught and may God replace everything you've lost
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My guy wey i sabi from kano, his mum is igbo, his brothers are full christians. But he wants to join in trolling igbo people just to feel among.
This other one that is popular, she’s Ebira, but has successfully claimed hausa.
We know you people offline fa
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Sugar daddy goes just 1 round 5 minutes , with Vigor chocolate bar maybe 7 minutes.
Sugar mummy, receives head until your Jaw starts to hurt, wants second round immediately after 1st round, a round that probably lasted 30mins.
Mrs Nnadozie, my penis have not recovered plis. 😭
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Guys, Stop waiting for your woman to ask you for money.
Send her weekend money.
You’re beautiful Money.
I love you money.
Get some food money.
Go make your nails money.
*Only if she deserves it though.*
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@gamjiinitiative
@__yellows
It's like you don't have successful people in your family, else what kinda low life reasoning is this?
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@Doyino99
@a__vanita
Lmao. That thing is Just a fashion accessory, cannot be gold. As at Friday 21karat is 40k/G.
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Any money that enters my account now, I'd go straight to Area 1, buy like 10k Kilishi, buy Chivita Ice Tea then buy Flygyl.
Watch Netflix for rest of the weekend.
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Two incomes are always better than one, so make sure the person you get into a relationship with has two jobs.
Follow me for more financial advice.
RT.
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@BrickzMusic
If I see this size of snake around my house, I'm leaving the whole neighborhood.
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@Omofola
Take them to Ilekewu, let Alfa handle them for like 1month.
They'd come back better, if they don't, I owe you.
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@Alpha_Femalee
@Naija_PR
There’s a white guy version, they’re actually a pair, the white guy gets more assistance than he ever does. From all races, while the black guy mostly gets from blacks alone.
Its sad to see
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@AnambraPrince
Even the police couldn’t stop them, alot of boys were brought in from Niger republic
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@yay_tunes
They were fighting for food at my dads funeral , na wetin make me decide to clean my tears & collected Starch and Banga soup.
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@Sir_Experience
The whole story was a mess, i kept reading and it never got better.
Just constant abuse, starvation,sex and mental trauma.
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It’s Wednesday ladies quote or reply this tweet with a picture/video of your beautiful selves.
🌹🫶🏾
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@OgaKnowledge
He may have had his shortfalls, but he’s not a bad person.
Thats why good people shouldn’t be handed the mantle pf leadership on a gold platter, it should be earned, capacity should be shown.
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Sometimes the only closure we need, is to close our mouths and live our best lives.
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First of all, marry a woman that loves cooking. All this rubbish debate about cooking would be unnecessary.
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Thank you Snapchat, without you, i dunno what I'd have looked like. 🌛🌜
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@_andelis
Actually alot of guys bring this on themselves, if a girl doesn't want to see me, I'd know. The moment you force or insist they come over. Anything your eye see, na you cause am
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