Lord of Knives🔪®
@Rathipa_Rampedi
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South Africa
Joined March 2020
Rosalia must get an award for this. She is a role model.🤣🤣🤣
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Isidingo would have added the minister of electricity, the national shutdown and a man claiming his house has been bombed(10 past 4) to their storyline . Thabo bester story would be running as we speak . Isidingo didn't sleep on current affairs.
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Allegedly, every woman has a story of a pipi that declined to wake up.😭😭😭.
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Enjoy your Friday, the weekend finally arrived .👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
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Situations when you meet your Forex mentor standing in a queue to collect R350 grant 😭😭😭.
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I still want to hear what happened to the man and his daughter as they're walking in the forest.😭😭😭
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@_Sir_K You should have dropped the oil also, maybe the potatoes will make chips on the spot 😭😭😭
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Morning vibes as you prepare for the day.🤗❤️😉🔥🔥
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If you want to experience hunger, stay with a rich family for a month. E.g. They hardly eat 2 slices of bread, you'll suprise them when you pull out a whole 6 slices.😭😭😭.
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Lesedi was like "I'm not here to suffer, I'm here to enjoy life".😂😂😂
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Guys, you must let your wife choose ceiling designs, she has seen more.🤣🤣🤣.
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My whole family; parents, uncles and aunts are mad and had a family meeying because my brother is smoking drugs and might end up being a nyaope boy. Ladies and gentlemen, that drug is hubbly😭😭😭.
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These guys have no remorse, it's the money they want.😭😭😭
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"Warra" doesn't want to go to school😂. Bundles of joy are cute shem🤗
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Gogo just want something to wash down food with.😭😂😭
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Bonga discharged himself from rehab to be a spiritual being
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SA rappers were found shaking."Baby o monate okare Atchaar ya garlic" .😂😂😂
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Black family and friends reaction to failed suicide attempts . (Thread)
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The reason men have shorter life span and pay higher insurance premiums 😂😂😂
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Manje what happens for clothes to be like this 😂😂😂
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They will buy cologne for you, kanti they want to remind themselves of their Ex smell when they are with you.😭😭😭.
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Your honour, understand the words of my client. AKA - Also known As.Bonang - see here.Coke - Coca cola . Your honour do you see where I'm going with this, my client is innocent.😂😂😂. #R500k #bonang #reagopane
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After releasing many players, Kaizer Chiefs has a new signing, ugogo. 😂😂😂
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If Covid19 had started in Las Vegas, the world wouldn't have been affected by it 😭😭😭.
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A country that was nearly wiped off by a Polony.🚩🚩🚩.
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Limpopo can't be the only province where they sell 80kg Maize Meal, no way.
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You were supposed to trap your father, but your mother will never tell you.😭😭😭.
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"You get paid once a month and I get paid everyday". A fact 😂😂😂
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When you have watched a lot of kidnapping movies 😂😂😂
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One day, this thing of "ukthandi'ndaba zabantu", it will take us to ICU. With Musa always tweeting, South Africa won't stop gossip anytime soon.😂😂😂
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They are addressing bullying with their moves.🔥👌🏾🔥
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We know the story of Jagermeister, here they are going for Sminorf Vodka it seems. Mzukulwane.😭😭😭
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Brother is having fun with the Amapiano moves in church .🕺🏾🕺🏾😂
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One thing, they know how to create their own fun.😂😂😂
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For those who don't know, there was a time ATMs gave you money first and then card after. The amount of times people left cards after getting the money, the banks felt no maan its too much, let's change it nje.🤣🤣🤣.
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South African soapies and dramas must add loadshedding to their scripts.
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When your are dumped over a whatsapp call and then whatsapp asks you to rate the call.😭😭😭.
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"Don't don't disturb me mom, I'm really working hard to lick this nice thing".😂😊🤗
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Parents have been telling their kids to not play in the cold, but look at them today. A snowball effect 😂😂😂.#snow
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How would you write this statement to avoid plagiarism?. "He was born in 1995".
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Dj Ganyani has done a lot for the industry, here he made us dance with Xigubu 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾. And the dance is just fire🔥🔥🔥
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You are having sex with music playing, then a gospel song plays. What's the next move? 👀.
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How do these guys arrive at the accident scene before people who are involved in the accident?
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2022 will be on fire🔥🔥🔥. We have a DJ in the house, let's give her a name
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Soja "Soldier" was trying to wage a war with the bees. But it wasn't an easy fight for him.😭😭😭
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The danger is when you do the "Passing the phone challenge" with babies that are known to be brutal with the truth.😂😂😂
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That time you're apologising for your life and then random guys scream "Forever yena".😭😂😭
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Tips to save money, save that monthly grocery money😊. 1. Eat when you feel dizzy.2. Drink tea, coffee and tap water at work .3. Attend weddings and funerals on weekends.
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The spirit of Breji has inspired many soldiers on the ground
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3 places that are far;.Roodepoort.Benoni.Alberton.
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