Cardinal Copia
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Tricycle owner & rat lover. I like wine too, eh? I do make music. #2nd Most Employee of the Month award winner 😎 #1 Nihil hate award winner (I made that up)
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Peoples. You like my c(ass)ock, eh?
I’m just asking, you know… heh… not that I like the praise… hehe.
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Peoples… who of you… eh… did that, eh?
You filthy fuckers! I knew it. Heh… it seems like you all socked your rocks off, eh?
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Nothing ever lasts forever, peoples.
And that’s alright, yes?
It is okay not to last very long whenever you’re with me, eh? No shame in that. Heh.
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Can you believe it, peoples?
Today is international kissing day!
Do you want a kiss? Hot and sloppy or nice and slow, eh? Heh.
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It’s so hot outside, peoples!
I am having blue balls again. They’re very good, yes? Nice and refreshing.. heh.. a little messy, too… yes.
So.. eh… you want some??
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Listen, upset peoples… for the real bonus content, you can follow the link in my.. eh… what’s it called again…?
Bio… logy? Heh.
Eh… you know what I mean! You’ll see, eh?
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I made some… pound cake, peoples! It, eh.. took me quite a while, heh. Phew…
But I am proud of it, eh? Would you like to try a piece? Hehe…
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Heh… did you peoples ever want to see this thing up close?
Welll… there you go… heh. I’ve been told the beads taste quite good, eh?
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Happy international girlfriend day, eh?
I’m gonna tell you a funny story… heh… I once wanted to woo a girl by almost gifting her flowers, errrrgh… until I realised that those flowers weren’t for her in the first place… heh…
Anyways… you want me as your girlfriend?
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What, you people don’t like it? Heh… but it’s true! My junk still works, yes?
It worked several times yesterday and also today morning! Heh…
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Heh… peoples!!
Me and my di-…
…diligent… Ghouls are famous!!
Hehe… you like that? You filthy fuckers…
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Who… who… eh… who of you sent this to my doorstep, eh?
Goddamn it, peoples! …heh..
But eh.. d… do I? EEEEH
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What do you filthy fuckers think of my just recently tailor made red cassock, eh?
Sister was nice enough to take a close up picture, so I can show it off to you properly, yes?
You happy now? Heh…
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You like my new accessories, eh?
They’re quite expensive… heh… but as the Treasurer of the Clergy… HEH
you want a new necklace, peoples?
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I’m thinking.. heh… of getting another set of the white suit, eh?
You know why? Yes? Because the stains.. they’re less visible on it. Heh…
N… no?
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Heh… beach life, peoples!
Who wants to come…
to the beach with me, eh?
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Heh… I do not show off very often, yes? But eh…
you like my new outfit, eh?
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Peoples… let me tell you a funny story, eh?
Heh… some people that my pants… are not pants… they think they are just painted on, yes?
But eh.. let me tell you! Those are indeed… pants… hehe
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Peoples! Who of you filthy fuckers put this… this lewd thing up there backstage, eh?
An ugly plushie version of me, really? PFEH…
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Peoples, some of you might know that I am a proud and eh.. very… passionate… tricycle owner, eh?
You wanna… wanna take a ride with me, eh?
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Guys, heh, see? I can dance, I can boogie… but I can also… bake, eh?
And… I thought, well, I need more than one ratto, no?
So I made tiny ones, sì? You like that? You want a piece, hm?
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So, eh… I did the thing, peoples. You happy now, yes?
Am I… am I… h-… hip? Heh…
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Happy Gay Day, peoples!
I mean.. eh… m.. month! Pri-Demon-th!
Love and adoration for everyone, always, eh?
Eh, yes!
Cool, cool… well, six years ago, this baby was born, eh? I think it was written by the most bisex-, eh.. most talented artist ever! Don’t you think so, too? Heh
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Can you imagine that once, I was a very young Copia?
Heh… that’s an old photo.
As a side fact, guys, did you know that you always look younger on old photos of yours?
Heh.. crazy, eh? I know…
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Looked through my mo-, eh… a random photo album.. heh… and found this photo, eh?
Did you peoples know that couches can be quite fun, eh? They’re often squeaky though.. heh..
Anyways. You like old photos, eh?
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Hehe… after a long day of taking care of taxes, I finally have some spare time to take care of myself…
Peoples, have you ever taken a bath before? You should try it, eh? It’s good. Heh.
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I am eh… thinking of wearing this hat.. heh… more often. Should I, eh? Heh
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Peoples, look at my favourite wine glass, eh? It’s very pretty, isn’t it? Hehe…
I am thinking that you could join me and enjoy a nice Chianti, no? Would you want that? Hehe.
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Heh… today I went to perform in my beautiful white suit… what do you think, peoples?
You like the outfit, heh?
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What do you peoples think of my new hat, eh? You like it? HEH…
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Who took this photo of me, eh?
I am going to find you… heh… and give you a new haircut!!
And let me tell you, peoples, I have no idea how to cut hair! Heh…
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So what do you all think of my couch, eh?
There’s always a lot of action on it! Heh… merda.
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Peoples, I am thinking of releasing…
… this very cool microphone, eh?
Would you like to buy one? Heh…
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Heh… that… that… PERSON!
He stole my shoes, eh? I was eh… wondering where they were!
You peoples, will you help me get them back, eh?
TOBIAS FORGE WEARING CARDINAL COPIA'S SHOES WASN'T ON MY BINGO LIST BUT
… HERE WE GO
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Heh… I know you filthy fuckers want to see the unholy ghrailer…
Who of you all got tickets already, eh?
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Peoples, are you fucking crazy, eh?
How in the good hell am I supposed to line this many of you up in the parking lot, eh? I can’t do this many at once!
You all really want to put up with me, eh? I am very happy! Heh.
Much love to all of you, heh.
Vi amo tutti!
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No peoples. I do not put any eh… padding in my… heh… pants.
Even if it sometimes means… a little discomfort for me, eh?
All natural beauty, sì? Just for your viewing pleasure. You like that? HEH.
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Peoples… eh… can anyone tell me why the Googel is not working again, eh?
I need eh… s.. serious help… heh
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Hmmm… heh. Just came back from my hair appointment.
You like it? Or should I.. eh… grow it out a little more, eh? Less facial hair, maybe? Heh.
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Merry… eh… 4th of July, American peoples!
May the fourth be with you! Heh…
I mean… eh… I am celebrating, not celibating, with you, eh? You wanna bang?
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I… eh… listen, eh?
I can… explain…
Heh… I think I need to talk to my tailor, no? Heh.
EEEEEEHHH.
So I just recently found this hidden deep inside my camera roll and bro-
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Heh… peoples! Here we are, reaching the number of the feast again, eh?
I am celebrating, eating and drinking every single one of you for breakfast, lunch, dinner… heh… and dessert…
Grazie mille, you filthy fuckers… you wanna be eaten, yes?
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Hmm… you filthy peoples like that, don’t you, eh?
Who’s next, eh? HEH.
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Pfeh… you guys better go and find your nearest cinema, eh?
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Heh, someone took a photo of me donning my new, tailored red pants during a Ritual. I wanted to try out a smoother fabric, eh?
What do you peoples think, eh? Should I wear them more often? HEH.
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There you go, peoples. The elevator boys (and lionesses) you all asked for, eh?
How about we elevate your voices a little? Heh.. hehe… would you like that, yes?
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Today, it was the annual picture day at the Ministry. For the first time, I didn’t forget about it! Heh… ehm… anyways…
What do you think, eh? Did the photographer do a good… job?
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So what, eh? What are you peoples thinking?
Heh… naughty…
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Happy dadd-, happy Father’s Day! Heh…
My son and I are having a great time, eh? Though I think… I’d love to have some… compagnia as soon as he’s gone to bed…
Have you all been daddied today, eh?
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So some of you peoples liked the fact that I sometimes wear garters, eh?
Beh… wait until you find out I don’t wear any un-, I mean… eh… that I do like to wear socks with rat prints on them! Heh…
You like wearing garters yourselves, eh?
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People’s… mmmh… there’s a little something something in my eh… how do you call it… Twitter… bio…logy?
Sì.. you go check it out, eh?
But it’s a bit lascivious, so be aware of that, yes? I did it just for you… heh…
Link in biology! Hehe…
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Peoples… I just got THE award of the awards!!
I’m officially the Coolest Cardinal of the Decade AND Second most Employee of the Month… AGAIN!
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Pfeh… it’s right, he’s never seen me in action. But eh…
Why… is he right, though? HEH… eeeeeeh…
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You peoples! You are not going to believe me, but I just found this very perfect record in a random store.
I do not know who created this masterpiece, but I am sure that you will make the artist proud by listening to it… heh…
Prequelle… a great name, no? You like it, yes?
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New eh… “Second most Employee of the Month” office picture, heh.
I actually shaved for this… well.. eh… you like it? It’s gonna be hanging around in the Ministry halls.
Next month I’ll try for First most Employee!
Molto bene, eh? Heh. Well. Cool!
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Are you peoples on the square or what? Heh…
Are your taints tickled, eh?
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HEH… you peoples think I’m not… not eh… scary, or what, eh?
Heh… I already scared all your mothers! When I rode in on their… eh…
ANYWAYS
imagine trying to convince someone that this man right here is the lead singer of a satanic metal band.. they’d never believe you…
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I went shopping today and eh… heh. You peoples like my new cape, eh?
You want to know a secret? Listen. Underneath all of this, I am actually aaaall naaaked. Heh. Very good. You like that, yes?
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I vant to suck your…
blood. Heh.
What else did you filthy peoples think I was going to say, eh?
Anyways. You like my Halloween costume I choose to wear this year, yes?
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Peoples… I know I am out here to spread the word of Satan, eh?
But alas… heh… I do prefer spreading different th-, things sometimes… hmm… heh.
You like spreading things, too, don’t you, eh?
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So you all like that white suit, eh?
Heh… I thought it kinda boring but… apparently people are going… NUTS over it!! Hehe… sì.
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Who of you peoples wants a calendario romano, eh?
Trust me, you filthy fuckers… heh… only the cover is tame… HEH
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Heh, Twitter kitties, I am just heading back home after… a very… intense… ancient rite. Hehe.
Who wants to come with me next time, eh?
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Peoples… don’t you want to eh… try something.. heh… really spicy together with me, eh?
Hot and steamy, yes? I was told that it’s eh… quite… nice… heh…
I’d really like to see all your pretty mouths water… heh… who’s up for some hot pot, eh? HEH.
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Peoples, how about we… eh… indulge in some… nice evening activities together, eh?
Like eating ice… cream. I have a whole bucket to share with you filthy fuckers! Heh… it’s very good.
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Heh… peoples. I need to know…
Can you bark for me, eh? Heh, like a big dog! Rawrr. Or meow… like a cat?
I’d like to see that! Woof woof, hehe
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Heh… who of you peoples dares to try and play… with me, eh?
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Someone… heh… gifted me this book some time ago.
Peoples, can you believe that I love this thing? I’ve never read a book more relatable than this one! Heh…
I mean… EEEEH… h… how was your day, peoples, eh? You alright, yes?
Heh… eh… cazzo.
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Peoples!
Look what’s Hanging Around in my personal Louv-, chambers, eh? … HEH
You’ve gifted me the Number of the Beast… AND the Number of the Feast all on the same day!
Grazie mille, you filthy fuckers! Hehe…
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It occurred to me that people keep calling me “daddy”.
Is that so, peoples?
Because oh…, I can give you “daddy”, heh… and as the treasurer of the clergy, I can even give you “sugar daddy”. You filthy fuckers!
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How can I return… this?
It was a mistake.. eh.. ehhhhhh! Really… heh
I wanted the other black shirt with the white letters on it! I swear! Heh.. cazzo.
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I brought some flowers for you all lovely Siblings of Sin and Ghouls, would you like some?
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So eh… since some of you all are talking about my alleged bedroom a lot lately… heh…
I wanted to ask what you think of my actual bedroom, eh?
I chose red because eh… you know… heh… my favourite bird is… the red… cardinal… sì.
You want to take a nap there, eh?
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Who else is, eh? Heh… you filthy fuckers…
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I’m not a difficult motherfucker!
I am, eh… quite easy actually…
if it’s the right mother!
HEH. Anyways!
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Heheheee we’re onto you!
...to bite your pretty asses. Like a really good bite right in the cheeks.
You want that, yes? Heh…
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I’m eh… thinking about letting my hair grow a little… heh… everywhere….
I, eh… I mean. Heh. You want some… some… some beard, eh? Or… eh… some long haired Cardinal? Eh…
EEEEEHHHHHH. Heh. Anyways. HEH.
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Did you peoples know that I can indeed surf?
I’m often surfing on the internet.. heh… but the Clergy always tells me to… eh… stop… visiting… certain… s.. sites… heh..
I am just looking for workout inspiration, eh? Don’t you do that, too? Heh
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Who wants to join me tonight, eh?
Heh… I’ve got some nice Chianti and… and a bathtub that eh… definitely looks like this! HEH… eh… sì.
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Heh… I am out shopping right now…
I like that, eh? I want people to blow me kisses!
Heh… should I go and buy it?
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That’s what he got for releasing his best song. Heh.
Well, happy anniversary… I guess… pfeh….
Anyways. You peoples want some head, eh?
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Heh… I found this photo of me in an old photo album that Sister retrieved from the attic.
It’s from a few years ago, eh?
I remember… heh… the photographer was quite a sight… yeeees…
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I think I… eh… accidentally broke my mic stand… and I… do not know… w.. why… heh. Merda.
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I just eh… walked in on… a… meeting between… eh… Terzo and Omega and I…
Peoples, how do you eh… wash your eyes out??
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You want me on a Friday night, peoples?
I sure as shit do not just want to pull all of you alls legs, eh?
HEH… come on now, eh? Who’s first? HEH.
EXCUSE ME SIR ??????? YOU WANT TO WHAT ??????
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When I said private movies… I… ehm… did definitely not… eeeeeh… mean THOSE kinds.. ehm.
Heh… would you like to film one with me, eh?
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I am the winner of the Googel searches! Heh!
First most googel of the month award winner!
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Well, peoples, do you think this needs an update? Heh…
I had a few very good rides on this thing, eh? I could… hm… eh… use a better ride now, though, couldn’t I? Hehe…
ANYWAYS. Ehm, you like it, yes?
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I ehh.. wanted to gift this to-
I mean… HEH. I got this as a gift, what’s that supposed to mean, eh?
Who of you sent this to me… EH???? Cazzo…
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I do not recommend kissing goats, yes?
If you have already, I’ve gotta disclose that you’ve surely been fooled by all the dusty old fools who wanna fool!!
However… kissing a very specific red bird species… that’s another story, eh?
Hehe.. mmmh…
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