Tricycle owner & rat lover. I like wine too, eh? I do make music.
#2nd
Most Employee of the Month award winner 😎
#1
Nihil hate award winner (I made that up)
It’s so hot outside, peoples!
I am having blue balls again. They’re very good, yes? Nice and refreshing.. heh.. a little messy, too… yes.
So.. eh… you want some??
Listen, upset peoples… for the real bonus content, you can follow the link in my.. eh… what’s it called again…?
Bio… logy? Heh.
Eh… you know what I mean! You’ll see, eh?
Happy international girlfriend day, eh?
I’m gonna tell you a funny story… heh… I once wanted to woo a girl by almost gifting her flowers, errrrgh… until I realised that those flowers weren’t for her in the first place… heh…
Anyways… you want me as your girlfriend?
What do you filthy fuckers think of my just recently tailor made red cassock, eh?
Sister was nice enough to take a close up picture, so I can show it off to you properly, yes?
You happy now? Heh…
Peoples… let me tell you a funny story, eh?
Heh… some people that my pants… are not pants… they think they are just painted on, yes?
But eh.. let me tell you! Those are indeed… pants… hehe
Guys, heh, see? I can dance, I can boogie… but I can also… bake, eh?
And… I thought, well, I need more than one ratto, no?
So I made tiny ones, sì? You like that? You want a piece, hm?
Happy Gay Day, peoples!
I mean.. eh… m.. month! Pri-Demon-th!
Love and adoration for everyone, always, eh?
Eh, yes!
Cool, cool… well, six years ago, this baby was born, eh? I think it was written by the most bisex-, eh.. most talented artist ever! Don’t you think so, too? Heh
Can you imagine that once, I was a very young Copia?
Heh… that’s an old photo.
As a side fact, guys, did you know that you always look younger on old photos of yours?
Heh.. crazy, eh? I know…
Looked through my mo-, eh… a random photo album.. heh… and found this photo, eh?
Did you peoples know that couches can be quite fun, eh? They’re often squeaky though.. heh..
Anyways. You like old photos, eh?
Hehe… after a long day of taking care of taxes, I finally have some spare time to take care of myself…
Peoples, have you ever taken a bath before? You should try it, eh? It’s good. Heh.
Peoples, look at my favourite wine glass, eh? It’s very pretty, isn’t it? Hehe…
I am thinking that you could join me and enjoy a nice Chianti, no? Would you want that? Hehe.
Who took this photo of me, eh?
I am going to find you… heh… and give you a new haircut!!
And let me tell you, peoples, I have no idea how to cut hair! Heh…
Peoples, are you fucking crazy, eh?
How in the good hell am I supposed to line this many of you up in the parking lot, eh? I can’t do this many at once!
You all really want to put up with me, eh? I am very happy! Heh.
Much love to all of you, heh.
Vi amo tutti!
No peoples. I do not put any eh… padding in my… heh… pants.
Even if it sometimes means… a little discomfort for me, eh?
All natural beauty, sì? Just for your viewing pleasure. You like that? HEH.
Heh… peoples! Here we are, reaching the number of the feast again, eh?
I am celebrating, eating and drinking every single one of you for breakfast, lunch, dinner… heh… and dessert…
Grazie mille, you filthy fuckers… you wanna be eaten, yes?
Heh, someone took a photo of me donning my new, tailored red pants during a Ritual. I wanted to try out a smoother fabric, eh?
What do you peoples think, eh? Should I wear them more often? HEH.
There you go, peoples. The elevator boys (and lionesses) you all asked for, eh?
How about we elevate your voices a little? Heh.. hehe… would you like that, yes?
Today, it was the annual picture day at the Ministry. For the first time, I didn’t forget about it! Heh… ehm… anyways…
What do you think, eh? Did the photographer do a good… job?
Happy dadd-, happy Father’s Day! Heh…
My son and I are having a great time, eh? Though I think… I’d love to have some… compagnia as soon as he’s gone to bed…
Have you all been daddied today, eh?
So some of you peoples liked the fact that I sometimes wear garters, eh?
Beh… wait until you find out I don’t wear any un-, I mean… eh… that I do like to wear socks with rat prints on them! Heh…
You like wearing garters yourselves, eh?
People’s… mmmh… there’s a little something something in my eh… how do you call it… Twitter… bio…logy?
Sì.. you go check it out, eh?
But it’s a bit lascivious, so be aware of that, yes? I did it just for you… heh…
Link in biology! Hehe…
You peoples! You are not going to believe me, but I just found this very perfect record in a random store.
I do not know who created this masterpiece, but I am sure that you will make the artist proud by listening to it… heh…
Prequelle… a great name, no? You like it, yes?
New eh… “Second most Employee of the Month” office picture, heh.
I actually shaved for this… well.. eh… you like it? It’s gonna be hanging around in the Ministry halls.
Next month I’ll try for First most Employee!
Molto bene, eh? Heh. Well. Cool!
I went shopping today and eh… heh. You peoples like my new cape, eh?
You want to know a secret? Listen. Underneath all of this, I am actually aaaall naaaked. Heh. Very good. You like that, yes?
I vant to suck your…
blood. Heh.
What else did you filthy peoples think I was going to say, eh?
Anyways. You like my Halloween costume I choose to wear this year, yes?
Peoples… I know I am out here to spread the word of Satan, eh?
But alas… heh… I do prefer spreading different th-, things sometimes… hmm… heh.
You like spreading things, too, don’t you, eh?
Peoples… don’t you want to eh… try something.. heh… really spicy together with me, eh?
Hot and steamy, yes? I was told that it’s eh… quite… nice… heh…
I’d really like to see all your pretty mouths water… heh… who’s up for some hot pot, eh? HEH.
Peoples, how about we… eh… indulge in some… nice evening activities together, eh?
Like eating ice… cream. I have a whole bucket to share with you filthy fuckers! Heh… it’s very good.
Someone… heh… gifted me this book some time ago.
Peoples, can you believe that I love this thing? I’ve never read a book more relatable than this one! Heh…
I mean… EEEEH… h… how was your day, peoples, eh? You alright, yes?
Heh… eh… cazzo.
Peoples!
Look what’s Hanging Around in my personal Louv-, chambers, eh? … HEH
You’ve gifted me the Number of the Beast… AND the Number of the Feast all on the same day!
Grazie mille, you filthy fuckers! Hehe…
It occurred to me that people keep calling me “daddy”.
Is that so, peoples?
Because oh…, I can give you “daddy”, heh… and as the treasurer of the clergy, I can even give you “sugar daddy”. You filthy fuckers!
How can I return… this?
It was a mistake.. eh.. ehhhhhh! Really… heh
I wanted the other black shirt with the white letters on it! I swear! Heh.. cazzo.
So eh… since some of you all are talking about my alleged bedroom a lot lately… heh…
I wanted to ask what you think of my actual bedroom, eh?
I chose red because eh… you know… heh… my favourite bird is… the red… cardinal… sì.
You want to take a nap there, eh?
I’m eh… thinking about letting my hair grow a little… heh… everywhere….
I, eh… I mean. Heh. You want some… some… some beard, eh? Or… eh… some long haired Cardinal? Eh…
EEEEEHHHHHH. Heh. Anyways. HEH.
Did you peoples know that I can indeed surf?
I’m often surfing on the internet.. heh… but the Clergy always tells me to… eh… stop… visiting… certain… s.. sites… heh..
I am just looking for workout inspiration, eh? Don’t you do that, too? Heh
Heh… I found this photo of me in an old photo album that Sister retrieved from the attic.
It’s from a few years ago, eh?
I remember… heh… the photographer was quite a sight… yeeees…
Well, peoples, do you think this needs an update? Heh…
I had a few very good rides on this thing, eh? I could… hm… eh… use a better ride now, though, couldn’t I? Hehe…
ANYWAYS. Ehm, you like it, yes?
I do not recommend kissing goats, yes?
If you have already, I’ve gotta disclose that you’ve surely been fooled by all the dusty old fools who wanna fool!!
However… kissing a very specific red bird species… that’s another story, eh?
Hehe.. mmmh…