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#sptwt
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Here on this account, we support the rarest of rarepairs, your headcanons, and hell, even OCs! They’re all cool & fun stuff.
Chances are, this account will only post stuff listed. ( If you’re expecting popular ships here, this may not be your best bet..;; )
Submission by
@k2tunes
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Ships; “MOLESTERION (christophe x mysterion)”
HC; “they do missions together and fight over who has to be the sidekick, while mysterion does more of the “hero” stuff, christophe sets everything up, and helps investigate their enemies”
Submission by “u guys may know me from the ship 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋”
Ship; “LESGIRL/CALLSLIE?? (callgirl x leslie 😜)”
HC; “leslie spams ads and stuff totally maybe like on all callgirls devices cuz why not :3”
Submission by anon:
Ship; “kenny x cartman”
HC; “eric is a rlly good baker bc he watches his mom bake, so sometimes he bakes things for kenny and brings them into school for him(he acts like they were just leftovers or smth so no one thinks he’s ‘soft’ and so they don’t find
Submission by “I LOVE PIPBERT SO MUCH SO FUCKING MUCH im sorry”
Ship; “Pipbert”
HC (get ready!); “PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE please please please they live with
Submission by anon:
Ship; “Leslie x Estella”
HC; “Estella wouldn't know how to express her feelings so she would ask ai but Leslie is literally the ai shes talking to (Estella doesn't know)”
Submission by anon:
Ship; “Heidi x Henrietta”
HC; “After the whole Cartman thing, Heidi gets outcasted from the girls, which eventually leads her into meeting Henrietta, they surprisingly get along well. Heidi decides that she wants to join the goths because they would
Submission by anon:
Ship; “Liane x Sharon”
HC; “TRUST ME IF SHARON AND RANDY EVER SEPARATED FOR A WHILE AND SHARON SAW ANOTHER PERSON FOR A WHILE IT WOULD BE LIANE
and then stan and cartman would have to go through a character arc where they learn how to be good brothers to
Submission by anon:
Ship; “REBSTELLA (rebecca x estella)”
HC; “traumatized gfs who work out a healthy relationship together. rebecca helps estella open up and learn to not bottle everything up with a cold front. when rebecca says something she doesn't like about herself estella
Submission by
@JIMC0LECANON
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Ship; “PC timjim (POST COVID TIMMY AND POST COVID JIMMY OBVIOUSLY 🤭)”
HC; “1: both of them have been photographed and caught on video at hardcore and metal shows all across New York and Colorado. I mean they’re well known in that community, and—
Submission by
@congratscakee
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Ship; “Father Maxi X Satan”
HC; “A priest.. in love with Satan himself. Maxi being a closeted homosexual and Satan being an openly gay lil guy, they definitely hooked up.”
Submission by anon:
Ship; “Marjorine x heidi”
HC; “Heidi likes to design clothes and marj exhibits all of them proudly to their friends, and Marjorine is a photographer so she keeps taking photos of heidi when she isn't looking, she even prints some of them to keep in her diary
Submission by anon:
Ship; “I feel like Clyde qnd Marjorine woukd b rlly cute, idk it js came to me”
HC; “Idk i feel like they'd b silly like,, clyde wld flex having a,, gf, n stuff and i feel like Marjorine would like, fuckjn put hairclips in Clydes hair and he would b like
Submission by anon:
Ship; “Kenny x Cartman (KenMan)”
HC; “Cartman sometimes has to wash Kenny cuz Kenny is a STINKER!!! Cartman can't cuddle with someone who STINKZ!!!! /pos”
Submission by anon:
Ship; “Nathan x Cartman”
HC; “they’d be t4t?🫣 also they’d def plot on how to kill their rivals”
OH THEY SO WOULD, ANON. The question is whether it (their plotting) would backfire or not.
Submission by
@deveondog
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“HATTTEEE when people mis- characterize pip and make him like a classic "uwu softie" or just plain boring LIKE DUDE...... HE IS AN APPRENTICE FORGER, AN A+ ARCHER, AND IS REALLY GOOD AT DODGE BALL?1!1?1?1?1? 😭😭😭 i need me more tough pip”
Submission by
@Emo7658
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Ship; “Pip x Damien x Pocket”
HC; “Philip and Herbert are trying to get Damien to become a gentleman too, but they are failing miserably at it lol
DAMIEN IS CHAOTIC >:3”
Submission by anon:
Ship; “market! (mark x pocket)”
HC; “t4t autumn coded boyfriends. mark doesn't have much to say but herbert always talks enough for the both of them. also he hypes mark up so bad, like if you don't cheer for his bf when he walks into the room he will throw
Submission by anon:
Ship; “heathorn (Heather williams x damien thorn)”
HC; “headcanon that damien accidentally sets himself on fire everytime she talks to him‼️I DONT CARE THAT THIS SHIP ONLY EXITS BC IT WAS WHEEL GENERATED FROM SOMEONE ON TT I DON'T CSRE HOW RANDOM OT IS THEY
Submission by
@deveongdog
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Ship; “kenny x pip”
HC; “TWO POOR IMMORTALS 💔💔💔💔 when kenny dies he wake up in his bed (duh) but when pip dies he wakes up by his grave (and yes i hc pip to be poor too)”
Submission by
@CiityBlues
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Ship; “Pipbert !! (Pip x Herbert Pocket)”
HC; “Pip finds comfort in Pocket's kind and welcoming nature while Pocket is just overjoyed he has someone to spend time with ! Also they definitely sit by the fireplace and sip tea and cuddle with each other
Submission by
@sptwthatessptwt
(were you sussed too💀😭):
Ship; “Tamjorine”
HC; “I am literally the ceo and everyone is going to be a tamjorine shipper by the end of this year..
See now here me out, marjorine is yk well marjorine, and since tammy is know as the calm one they
Submission by anon:
Ship; “cousin kyle x henrietta”
HC; “kyle is transfem and this leads her to be even more of an outcast at school and henrietta thinks its pretty cool she doesnt conform with the other girls. they hangout behind the school and even though kyles not goth,
Submission by anon:
Ship; “Henrietta x bloodrayne”
HCs; “Bloodrayne is affectionate with Henrietta and she hates it (but secretly loves it)
Henrietta occasionally tries to convince bloodrayne to become goth
Submission by anon:
“Damien is a trans male who’s autistic and after Clyde introduced him to sharks it’s gonna be his favorite thing for the rest of his life.”
Submission by
@Greg__Grembi
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Ship; “Richard Burch x Helen Burch”
HC; “Though they have a hard time communicating with each other (because they can only say their own names and some words), they love each other so much and they buy each other flowers and they're so—
Submission by
@IBSTWEEK
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Ship; “Nathan x Cartman (I’ve been calling it Nathman but maybe Cartthan? Idk)”
HC; “They are both evil and both play up the naive little boy thing to manipulate adults. Imagine how powerful they would be together. They would talk for HOURS just
Submission by anon:
Ship; “Shelley Marsh x Jenny Harrison (Jelley)”
HC; “Jenny is one of the few people Shelley’s actually nice to and talk to her about her feelings,,<3”
Submission by anon:
“cartman probably tried being a soundcloud rapper and tried to convince the rest of the group to join him but they all sounded like if put the money in the bag, martin luther king, road to riches, and indiano jones by yuno miles were all put together except
Submission by anon:
Ship; “kenman nation WHERE YOU AT”
HC; “kenny and cartman discuss porn. a lot. it's not in a sexual tense even though porn is inherently sexual, it's just that kenny grew up knowing about it because his parents would let him do nearly anything and cartman
Submission by anon:
Ship; “craig x scott”
HC; “space / astrology bitch x artist bitch”
“scott our zodiacs match up it means we have to get married🤓” “WHAT.”
Submission by
@congratscakee
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Ship; “Jemaxi ( Jesus Christ X Father Maxi )”
HC; “Jesus and Father Maxi are both closeted homosexuals due to expectations. Father Maxi ( canonly LGBTQ+ ) being the face of the South Park Church. Jesus literally being the Son of God.
Submission by anon:
Ship; “Mysterry crunch (mysterion X mintberry crunch/Kenny X Bradley - no ship name for Bradley X Kenny - same people)” Kenley or Branny
HC; “They bond over being the only ones with true powers. Get close because of it.
Submission by anon:
“transfem gary harrison!!
a hc i have for this is that when at first, gary tried emulating her sister jenny. she looks up to her a lot, so as someone who still had a lot of things to”
Submission by anon:
Ship; “Kyle x Tolkien”
HC; “Tolkien struggling in one of his classes (which surprises Kyle since Tolkien is really smart,) So Kyle decides to help him. Along the way he sees how messy and scattered Tolkien can be. And all Kyle is thinking is—
Submission by anon:
Ship; “Sheiliane (Sheila Broflovski x Liane Cartman)”
HC; “OH WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN // they treat each other better than any other lover has ever treated either of them”
Submission by
@VZMPKID
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Ship; “BUTTERFLIES! (butters x heidi) OR HEIJOURINE WHATEVER WORKS”
HC; “they bond over all the shit they have with cartman.. also heidi keeps butters ass in check whenever he tries to pull all the stuff hes doing in the newner seasons..
Submission by
@swoperstr_
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Ship; “nurse gollum x ms ellen”
HC; “just trust ... they ran away together away from south park trust, trust and believe — these lesbians are real”
Submission by
@JIMC0LECANON
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“Ship”; “PC Cryde (PC Craig and PC Clyde)”
HC; “Not a ship but- These 2 are 100% Metal dads. Clyde leaning more towards hardcore but I see them going to shows together”
Submission by
@Petriguez
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“Timmy is one of the most creative and maybe even smartest kids in the class. He was able to plan out an entire superhero cinematic universe before an entire GROUP of kids could. He’s able to do music, he can write, and i think ppl should recognize
Submission by
@Petriguez
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Ship; “Timkien (Timmy x Tolkien)”
HC; “They’re two of the smartest and most involved members of Freedom Pals. Timmy coordinates so much story planning and leadership, and so does Tolkien — providing the lair and presumably all of their equipment.
Submission by anon:
Ship; “Eric Cartman x Gary Harrison”
HC; “gary would buy cartman flowers and bring them to his house regularly... garys autistic ass cant tell when eric is trying to be mean and just is always nice to him and eric warms up to him after a while... gary is the
Submission by anon:
Ship; “David Rodriguez x dogpoo petuski”
HC; “I used to have a headcanon from months ago where dogpoo gives David a street cat as a gift and that's it.”
Submission by
@ares_ac
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Ship; “Michael X Clark (the 5th grade magic kid)”
HC; “Goth X Magician. Whenever Michael calls Clark a poser he does a magic trick and says “can a poser do this?” To which Michael responds with “yeah.” And then Clark does another—
Submission by anon:
Ship; “More bebrietta!! (Bebe n' Henrietta)” WELCOME BACK BEBRIETTA ANON🫶🫶
HC; “Picking up on my first post about the two, they'd listen to each other's advise, and take a thing they both said about their rooms and incorporate it in their room!
I am so late today
Submission by “๑ï” (is that that one snail you know the one):
Ship; “vampary (mike makowski x gary harrison)”
HC; “they’re both not cishet and are neurodivergent and listen to the other talk abt their interests :)”
Submission by anon:
Ship; “Rizztella (Rebecca x Lizzy x Estella)” I’m…really sorry for thinking that was you saying Estella had rizz, and not the ship name itself.
“I like Rebstella and Lizztella, so why not both?”
Submission by
@JIMC0LECANON
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Ship; “Post Covid Tolkyle (PC Kyle And PC Tolkien!)”
HC; “I think it’s implied with what’s in Kyle’s office in the beginning of Post Covid that he collects vinyls. But these two seem like the type of couple to thrift. Kyle’s more of an antique
Submission by anon:
Ship; “Ms Ellen x Strong Woman :3”
HC; “Strong woman would get into fights with people if they made any negative comments about Ms Ellen and/or their relationship”
Submission by anon:
“Trent Boyett and Lizzy are siblings. He taught Lizzy how to fight and defend herself, and sometimes Lizzy will say, "My big brother will beat the shit out of you!"”
Submission by
@ares_ac
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Ship; “Carol X Mrs Tweak”
HC; “Toxic yuri!!! TRUST!! They’d be like such good girlfriends they’re so silly they even were next to each other in the for the ladies thing! They both do meth iirc so mayyybbeee they work together to get out of addiction too
Submission by anon:
Ship; “Laura Tucker x Miss Ellen”
HC; “fuck thomas tucker actually. laura deserves better than HIM. also they both like knitting and knit together.”
Submission by anon:
Ship; “Leslie x Estella”
HC; “Estella doesn't know how to express her feelings properly so she asks an ai but Leslie is a digital freak virus so she can see everything “
Submission by
@thurscake
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Ship; “Wenslie / Wendy Testaburger x Leslie Meyers”
HC; “Leslie and Wendy kicking ass together. Love the dynamic of one physically kicking ass and one mentally doing it and thats them. They are cuties.”
Submission by anon:
Ship; “pip x jimmy”
HC; “not necessarily romantic but i think they’d be super cute as friends. i think they’d get paired together for some group project, pip would laugh at jimmy’s jokes and jimmy would be nicer to him than a lot of the other kids. kinda