@dieturine U CAN TAKE ALL THE FUCKIN COCAINE, MARIJUANA, AND ALL THEM FUCKIN DESIGNER DRUGS THEY MAKE TODAY, AND STICK EM UP YOUR FUCKIN ASS!!! THERE’S NUTHIN LIKE A FUCKIN QUAAALUDE!!!!!

Stinkholio93 is typing… Stinkholio93: anyone have a 1/4in socket I can borrow

Batista Bombed a redneck that was riding a dirt bike off the playground equipment at my godson’s schoo

Doctor: this is your 4th prostate exam this week!!! Get the fuck out of here Me:

Doing the egg challenge from Cool Hand Luke and letting out bullfrog grunts in the Mayor’s face

Uncle Huntsten just blasting dude beef down the chimney!!!

On the count of 3, come sing it with me!!! 1,2,3-LESSS GOOO Booey booey, booey Booey booey BOONE DAWG Booey booey, booey Booey booey-booey booey (x2)

The Geico lizard got loose from their HQ and fucked everything until his spawn overpopulated the land. They’re all super fuckin smart and can talk like the OG one. Some of them are pretty hilarious tbh lmaoo but sadly we have to hunt them now by the thousands so they don’t murde-

Brody dropped a skunk bomb on his own granny 🤣🤣 that’s just triflin dude

Walked in on bossman riding a popsicle in the break room 🤔

Oooo brother here comes a long one!!! …..*frrrrrRRrrrrrTtt* lmfaooo 🤣🤣🤢

@Sheet_Stainz Fuck ya!! We did an 8 man cha-cha line to BR5 in Nicholson’s backyard, and the cops came and joined us 🤣🤣

Fuck off Russell!!! I’m tired of you giving me atomic swirlies on every turd break I take 🤬

Stinkhead Robbie just did a fatass cannonball into the river next to Darrell’s that has Pooty in it 🤣🤣

Ricky Silverstein, the canonical hero of Wayne County

Connect your toothole to mine, creating a hermetic seal. The Mississippian mound builders called this “syndéoklaniá”, which is a combination of the two Greek words “connect” & “fart”

Booty booty booty booty rockin in a well Booty booty booty booty rockin in a well BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN IN A WELL ROCKIN IN A WELL ROCKIN IN A WELL

Shorty’s poopy looks like the bottom of a Dinty Moore can