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My name is Crosby 32, F, ✡ Survivor of Trafficking&Kidnapping by MS-13, 4th Generation Angeleno kicked out of California for believing abortion is murder 💯

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The first time I saw Aladdin, I fell in love. With Jasmine. I told my mom I was her. I demanded and pleaded with her to call me Jasmine. She told me, "Your name is Crosby, I birthed you, I named you Crosby, and you can be any Crosby you want." I understood. *Crosby on a donkey*
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@OliLondonTV Disgusting
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@WhiteHouse Those are not the same, and you are incredibly dishonest.
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@OliLondonTV She looks jealous lol
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@iFightForKids Jussie Smollett?
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@NBCNews dude not everything is about sex, weirdos
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@creepydotorg Bikers are some of the best dudes. My hubby is one 😍 hearts of pure gold 💛
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@ShaiDavidai @Columbia @NYPD Truly unbelievable that the University hasn't got this under control STILL
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@orenbarsky Over here in Eastern Washington, all I see are American flags flying from almost every home, and surprising Israel flags on homes of Christians who love and support us. עם ישראל חי
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@OliLondonTV And nobody cares at all. Time to realize the law doesn't exist anymore.
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@OliLondonTV His name means rainbow 🌈 😭
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@IsraelWarRoom @Columbia Wonder if Ilhan Omar can still quote the NYPD that this was "peaceful people"
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@GOPIsrael My heart cannot take this
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@cynthiamckinney This is disgusting.
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@thevivafrei @tracybeanz Notice he also stops offering to buy her drinks. After he complains "I just bought you one, fuck" and he says how many do you want, and she says "6 or 7". Not until 12 minutes in til she says she's 20. She grabs his suit jacket and he has to pull away saying don't touch me. She's
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@KareemRifai 😂😂I unfollowed that account for behavior like this, he's very annoying
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@POTUS So you agree with the Muslim parents who tell their school districts HANDS OFF OUR CHILDREN
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@dbongino I can't express to you how grateful I am for your words. So many people I thought were level headed have turned out to be horrible. Thank you, sir.
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@Slatzism They think they are clever, but this makes even less sense, and is still, in fact, circular. A woman is who identifies as a woman. Same same. Subconscious sex? Stop with Jungian pseudoscience gibberish, be a little less obvious this is spiritual/philosophical; womanhood is real!
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@AGHamilton29 The atmosphere where I am, pretty deep red, outside any city by a couple hours, is completely different. I live in a sea of USA flags, and several fly the Israel flag as well. National Prayer Day just passed. My town got together in front of city hall and held a prayer from every
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@MariamBarghouti Outright glorifying violence. Despicable.
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@ChildrensHD Love her laugh after she imitates Greta
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@libsoftiktok @NickiJizz I am so done with this shit dude wtf
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@OliLondonTV Truly horrifying 😢
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@BillboardChris @UCBerkeley Damn this choked me up a bit. Glad to see him at Berkeley and pray for his mind to stay 🙏 and his physical safety 🙏 a unicorn that one ❤️
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@goddeketal @SenatorRennick @moderna_tx Loving this senator's questions, as he did with Pfizer as well. Take notes everyone!
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@mhdksafa Yeah we all have historical perspective enough to understand 5% - even if this were an accurate number - in 6 months is low and indicates this is no genocide. Stop lying.
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@cenkuygur Breaking News: Ivy League graduate refers to himself in the plural because he doesn't know the word ALUMNUS
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@TheChiefNerd Johnson and fucking Johnson again
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@Osint613 Egypt won't let them run across are you kidding hahahaha
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@WinnieSchola @Morbidful Wow that is so crazy I looked it up! And found her rapists were both freed a few years ago, despite a petition with 16,000 signatures.
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@ReedReports She has some of my favorite lines in @BadLipReading videos!
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@GadSaad Damn this is hard to watch her tears 😢 💔
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@ABC Literally, like, omg, you're literally already existing like, literally. You're right there. Literally existing. With all your literal rights. Literally.
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@AviKaner @AOC We will never forget.
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@2Aupdates Honestly this needs to start being grounds for dismissal from office, and I wouldn't be opposed to criminal charges as well.
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@AvivaKlompas Pretty much stoked af this was on MSNBC because that network usually is extremely far left and violent and angry.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS "No discount for being white. Not even on crackers" 🤣🤣🤣omfg
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@rakittyracc @MrMennoTweets @JohnAmaechi Lol those hips and scars are dead giveaways, also probably not 6'2", so I'm already sus about "manness". Voice probably a little girly. Not gonna lie would be like every other transman I've seen who fucking still is immediately identifiable as a female. I am bisexual. I would not
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@AmiriKing As a daughter of a man who left me, and does not care about me, this made my heart soar. You are a wonderful man. Your girls are wow so incredibly lucky. I wish you were nearby because I know my husband would just love you. Sending you and your precious girls love and
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@IndigenousCFI @Natsecjeff Wow this is moving, thank you! 🙏🫶💝
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@UNRWA @UNWateridge Release the hostages.
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@amjadt25 @lalshareef You are amazing men. Thank you for your kindness and thoughtfulness. You are shining examples of humanity. Thank you from my heart.
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@camhigby They are really out of control. Good for you documenting all this, appreciate your work 👍 👏
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@daliaziada Beautiful post, and I am sorry to hear of your losses. I am glad you are safe, and with us to tell your story 😊 ❤️ may you live a long, peaceful, fruitful life
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@EllaTravelsLove @MarkRuffalo @GretaThunberg @SusanSarandon @macklemore @chrissyteigen @johnlegend All I see is my grandfather in each of their faces and posture.... I can't stop crying who harms elderly innocent peaceful people... grandpas and grandmas ugh
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@Sals_Woods @RepMTG Right, the single armed security guard was the only good guy with a gun. In fact with a gun that was less powerful, against full tactical gear and a high powered rifle... The good guy didn't stand a chance.
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@RealJamesWoods If the woman were armed and had fired on the vehicle at any point, I guarantee #GeorgeGascon would have thrown the book at her! This is despicable
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@James_J_Marlow Sending all my love to you, Ben!!!!! ❤️
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@cupidgeneral I lost my best friend and one of my half siblings have also decided to not be in my life because of their jew hatred. Sad, but one day they will learn the truth.
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@AngryLevantine Don't let fear overtake you. Please keep your light on. We need you. We are standing together. You know the truth, and you know Hashem's truth, which is your armor. This is why we are taught not to engage the yetzer hara, its goal is to make you lose your morality, stay strong
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@EndWokeness But hey that red slice is growing nicely lol 😎
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@RitchieTorres While I may not agree with you on some political things, your steadfast commitment to fight antisemitism gives me hope. Thank you 🙏Thank you so much
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@60Minutes Can they prove it? Instead of "Trust me bro"
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@libsoftiktok @ginacarano is more talented than that no name actress could ever hope to be!
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@KanekoaTheGreat Had to rewatch to hear Jake Tapper say "Trump Was Right" again and again, cause that felt damn good!
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@mhdksafa Release the hostages.
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@yashar Shout out to all my Tehranian friends and my Lebanese Armenian friends ❤️ 💖 we stand together ❤️💝 and my Syrian friends ♥️💖we are all different but all the same human race, brothers and sisters united in the USA 🇺🇸 think you, Yashar Ali! Remind us all of our humanity!
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@NetanelWorthy 5th generation right here, who woke the fuck up and is at home with Chabad. My family still tells me Chabad wont accept me even tho they absolutely do, and understand my journey to learn Torah is longer and harder to accomplish without any family help or encouragement. Have faith
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@OliLondonTV @Facts_For_Peace This is incredibly moving. This is the way.
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@Osint613 But he is not wrong to fear for openly Jewish people's safety... A moment for an officer to show he cares about openly Jewish peoples safety thwarted seconds later by threatening to arrest them. Disappointing.
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@GovKathyHochul You gonna do something about it or just tweet
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@CollinRugg Interesting because he was acquitted of both impeachments, and has yet to be convicted on any other indictments, so they seem to be jumping the gun on this.
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@ShaiDavidai @Columbia Can't believe I ever wanted to go there
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@HazelAppleyard_ Also he's definitely not cis haha
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@lakers722 @LPTN1776 @POTUS 40 years ago? This was 2008...
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@MattWalshBlog As a female who struggled with sexuality and tom boyishness and who has bipolar mania, this is like a punch to my heart.... I can't even imagine if I had been convinced to do this to myself my God what has this country's medical institutions come to?
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@camhigby @UCLA @DailyCaller You're brilliant, love this 😀 👏
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@NEWSMAX We shouldn't be paying these things in the first place. Unbelievable.
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@houmanhemmati @santamonicacity @jessezwick @GleamDavis @ctorosis @Strollerqueen1 @RickChavezZbur @lananegretesm You know something else some trees do? Some types of trees, Pines, being around them and smelling their aromas causes relaxation and reduces stress, blood pressure, and is widely accepted in holistic medicine and eastern customs as a literal prescription for depressions, anxiety,
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@xxclusionary @gay_lumberjack Dude I remember faceless silhouettes! I don't understand how this is ok.... This is very graphic. I'm a fucking 90's kid from California and this was too much.. wtf!!
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@MrAndyNgo @Portland_State Cool, so, no laws anymore? Sounds good.
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@persianjewess @UCLA More of this yes 🙌 👏 😍
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@TheRabbitHole84 @mcuban I love this answer, 🐇, well said, and agreed. With love, from a much smaller, anon-ish account
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@Serena_Partrick i always like to correct it to "dudes with boobs"
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@Slatzism "Clark Kent taking off his glasses logic" is so perfect a descriptor lol
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@conservmillen I grew up in a Reform Jewish single mother single bedroom apartment home as a single child also. Just the two of us. I asked a lot to be enrolled in Hebrew school and to go to Shul and synagogue services as a child, and I was denied. I was not allowed to attend organized
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@Woman4W Showed up to college classes bruised and limping after a drunken sex attack. Taken to the nurse. Cops brought in. Told them we all were wasted. No charges could be brought because we were all wasted. I hadn't wanted to report anything, but still hurt. He went to the same school.
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@JoeBiden What you're implying is that Russia can occupy some of Ukraine, just thought you should know how this reads.
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@WhiteHouse Comparing things that aren't comparable isn't honest.
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@LarsLarsonShow The last sentence. The final quote from this "asylum seeker" lady. "We're here waiting." WAITING FOR MONEY? GO BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE STRUGGLING HERE, FREELY GO BEG ON THE STREET, AND GET A JOB IDK WHAT TO TELL YOU
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@ShaiDavidai @Columbia @CampusJewHate Proud to follow you, proud of my tribe, proud of everything you've done. Chag Pesach Sameach achi, my brother. Sending you prayers and vibes and love from the West Coast!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️Baruch Hashem
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@MattWalshBlog Anyone screengrab it? Lol that was fast!!!
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@ChoooCole Wow. These are painful. They make me want to embrace you... You are a real life super girl and I really hope you feel the love 💞 💞💞
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@DovForman Mazal Tov! I had the honor of my great grandparents living to 99 and 98yrs old. They did not get to meet my daughter, but that is okay, I had nearly 30 years with them. What an incredible story and beautiful time for your family. Baruch Hashem. So very blessed.
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@KATUNews Good for him to say that, and shame on Oregon for letting him go.
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@ITGuy1959 @NBCNews Literally all the media ever does is "speculate without evidence" 🤣 mentirosos
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@OliLondonTV Well that was easy!!
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@academic_la I don't think this is accurate because Iran was proving themselves to not be cooperating with the nuclear deal anyway, by not allowing the IAEA to come in and do their job. I don't believe IRGC was ever being honest, and they were going to do these things anyway. They never
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@krassenstein0 @libsoftiktok You jerk you got me good 😊
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@RepDonaldsPress I ❤️ Rep Byron Donalds
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@UNRWA @UN @UN_News_Centre This is literally your fault. Cry more.
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@MariamBarghouti @Safety seriously? Glorifying Violence. ☝️
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@rottengirl @TysonSClarke Literally just a smile. Smiling at men, or in men's direction. We get stopped, and they try to ask out on a date, asking if I "meant it"... a smile!! Of course I meant my smile! A smile! And it's not always easy to clock threats. Innocent guys get clocked as threats constantly
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