I am discovering that people are REALLY fuckin' into age gap like goddamn did you know that if you are 19 right now, you were only nine years old the first time I smoked weed? You were only SEVEN the first time I had sex!
Hey sorry I got you all horny about how much older I am than you and then went quiet I was literally doing my taxes with my hair up in a messy bun and the lines under my eyes visible sorry we can continue yeah man uhhh I remember when the N64 came out and you don't
It's so funny to watch you silly young things losing your mind in that last tweet, some even asking me to groom you!
When I was getting groomed by an older woman, most of you were proud that you'd finished potty training.
Mom and Dad might yell at you for your all flunked classes report card but big sis will kiss you sloppy style and aggressively finger you until you see entire galaxy's worth of stars while growling into your ear that you're so fucking stupid that you can never leave her
Big Sister (me) that smothers you in her armpit while giving you the slowest little strokes because she wants to know it was her scent that made you erupt like a geyser and not just her hot fluffy paw
big sis that knows that you're a gamer, and gamers are fucking stupid, so she puts yellow paint on her hips so you know where you're supposed to be grabbing.
Did you know that if you cum reading anything I've ever read then big sis is so proud of you wants you to do it again and again and again until you're light headed and confused and sore and hypersensitive.
Then big sis is gonna wrap her paws around you and make you howl.
The purpose of having at least one "literally so subby they keysmash and flail at absolutely any attention directed at them" bottom in your circle is so when a more dominant woman puts you in your place you can still tease the other bottom relentlessly and win
I grew up wishing I had an insane and overly sexualized older sister so much that I simply became one now come play with your sister no i won't be putting a bra on
Awww, who's Big Sister's little dummy? Is it you? Is it you? Do you genuinely not know, you stupid little bitch? Thinking soooo hard to figure out this difficult question that you've started drooling? Do you even remember what Big Sis just said to you? Adorable little idiot.
big sis that does the dishes in her tightest jeans and thinnest, whitest tanktop so that when she turns around you go from mindlessly stroking yourself staring at her ass to violently cumming at seeing her dripping wet, visible through the clothes tits
@Winterflan
Shout outs to me being trapped in bad memories until I physically moved my body to different parts of the bed to silence them for years and then going "I'm normal :)"
One hellhound only tells lies. The other hellhound only tells truth. One of their armpits will make you the greatest genius of your entire world and the others will make you the dumbest and most fuckable person on the planet.
Where do you huff?
Big sisters that say "I wanna sleep together like when we were little, tonight." And then cuddle you into their chests like a plushie as though unaware the effect their wobbling melons have on you.
They are very aware and just want to watch your morality break.
Like this post if you like incense or incest or just desperately need an older sibling to ruffle your hair and laugh when you suggest having sex and then slowly look at the tears welling in your eyes and go "oh fuck they aren't kidding" as their own lifelong dam starts cracking
As a big sister I get into very service top moods where I want to smother my little sibling's face in armpit or tit while I stroke them into their sixth screaming orgasm in a half hour, pulling them free so I can say "does it hurt? Big sis will kiss it better."
big sis that hears about pregnant brain so she fucks all of her little sisters extremely pregnant. They are all a lot dumber now, but that might have just been the several hour long breeding sessions
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You wrap your dysphoria hoodie around your malnourished frame and shuffle awkwardly in line at the pharmacy. You get your first set of girl pills today, and you're... horrified? Excited? Both? Both. A lot is about to happen to you. Everything's about to change.
Fucking the evil into you while fucking the smarts out because every self respecting villain needs some minions that are cartoonishly stupid enough to get outsmarted by children every episode and then furiously pounded pregnant as soon as the credits roll
Finding it really funny every time someone responds to my pinned with petting me because wow I wrote that when I was like fully 100% a subby bitch and now I am more likely to be petting YOUR head while you gasp for air because you just got edged for four hours
Big Sister that lets you sit in her lap while she smokes weed and listens to weird experimental music you barely understand but she's so warm and you can still smell her past the weed and as you get a second hand lil sister high you can feel her cock getting hard under your ass
Found family is incest discourse is insane but if I find you and decide we're family it is incest when I lock my legs around your hips and tell you that you will be knocking me up in three, two, one...
Making a puppy girl cum hands free just from grabbing her ears and cheeks and ruffling them around rapidly while baby talking "oooooh she's a puppy!!! She's a dumb little puppy awww!!!"
Nice argument. Unfortunately I just infiltrated your family tree and your brain is retroactively filling with memories of your sweaty gamer hellhound big sister being your sexual awakening and spending every night during puberty huffing my bras and cumming yourself stupid.
Since so many of you are new I'd like to let all of you know that I am a minimum height 12 foot tall fat demon dog and if you huff my armpit too long you will become genetically related to me and probably instantly gain like 50 pounds of fuckmeat because of family resemblance.
Smartest girl in your college classes that goes home to her big sister and is immediately drooling on her shirt and chuckling like a moron because she doesn't have to think when big sis is there to do it for her and can just be a well cared for and loved idiot
Big sister takes you out on a date and every time someone comments "oh! You're dating. You look so similar I thought you were related!" You can hear the head of her cock slam against the bottom of the table so hard it spills your pepsi
Went to sleep and wow y'all REALLY want an older woman, huh? Really desperately need a big sister to smother your face in her tits while she rides you until your hips are as sore as hers.
Big Sister stumbling half asleep out of her room, morning half-chub slapping heavily against her thigh, the head almost down to the knee. It's only almost because before it can reach her knee the nearest little sister has hilted it in her throat.
Little sister, smartest girl in her college courses, consistently voted most likely to be the next Einstein drooling all over herself while huffing her big sister's pits, moaning and twitching every time big sis calls her an empty headed little set of holes
The young trans femme looked around the small clearing in the woods nervously, like she has every single Sunday of every week for a few years now. Still as empty as always. She releases a sigh and drops her backpack to the forest floor, fishing her girl clothes out of it.
Hellhound that passes you the blunt and then points and laughs when you inhale. "Idiot! That's the weed that turns things that aren't hellhounds into bimbos!" so out of spite you smoke the entire thing in one drag as your final intelligent act.
What's that? You wanna do something? Sorry, Big Sis is gaming right now. Ugh, you want it THAT bad? Fine, get on the floor.
There. Huff my footpaws until you're stupid or whatever, I gotta beat this boss in Lies of P.
Violently lactating big sister telling you NO she does NOT need help she is FINE even as she soaks through her own shirt.
When she finally grumpily asks you to milk her she moos the instant your hands touch her teats and starts cumming and humping the air within minutes
Big Sister that's SO fucking high that she's literally forgotten that you're in her lap and is genuinely confused why she doesn't feel it while she's violently jerking you off to multiple orgasms
Your mom and aunt are watching and your mom is inching to your aunt's lap.
Huh? Oh, you wanna see my pits? Sure. You can smell and make out with them too if you want.
Haha wow you really jumped on that, desperate little muskslut. Should have mentioned that my scent makes you permanently dumber too!
Jeeze, you got even harder knowing that? Pervert.
Big sister that says it's embarrassing and gives the wrong idea to be holding hands in public, so she wraps her arm around your waist and grabs your ass so firmly that you'll never forget the sensation. Much better, now everyone will understand the two of you's relationship
Hellhound taking up an entire bench at the mall, legs spread wide. A harem of giggling little sister hounds kneels between them, worshipping her sheath, her knot, her balls, her entire cock. You stop and stare, and the hellhound stares back at you.
Big sister that walks in on you masturbating so to make sure it isn't awkward she immediately shoves her hand up her skirt and starts squirting all over your carpet and starts moaning your name like you were moaning hers
Big sis that welcomes you home every day by tackling you to the floor and ripping your pants right off, drooling violently at the sight of your little sibling cock and unable to speak until she's taken you so deep down her throat you're afraid she's gonna get brain damage
Big sister that teaches you to smoke weed except she insists that you're supposed to slam your nose against her pits and inhale from there when you take a hit so that you associate her scent with being high and it gets even easier to disorient you and do whatever she wants
Hellhound that wakes you up every morning completely smothering you underneath her body to completely mark you with her scent so strongly you'll never smell anything else all day, then bites every inch of your neck so her tooth marks won't fade. So everyone knows whose you are.
Big sister lovingly nipping at your ear, sliding her tongue into it with reverence, growing inhumanly long and sliding into the wrinkles of your brain with affection, slurping up your brain power and leaving you a drooling imbecile cause she adores you.
Big sister that never lets herself be vulnerable trying her best to open up to you but gets uncomfortable in just a few minutes so she smothers your entire head in her cleavage and starts grinding her thighs against your length while babbling "forget about it" on loop
Anyway I'm glad you're all really fuckin' horny that I'm in my 30s this is mostly a fucked up incest brain drain bimbofication tf microfiction kink account so please wait warmly for the next thread about someone exploding into a reality warping demon and fucking their sister
Big Sister so fuckin' tired from a long hard day at work that she really just doesn't have the energy to fuck you senseless so can you just like huff her bulge while you violently masturbate and Big Sis hits the bong? Thanks.
piece of shit burn out stoner big sister who keeps fucking edging you because she stops her titfuck right before you cum to take another hit and keeps saying "Huh? like, chill out, sis. We just started." even though it's been two fucking hours
Little sis trying to prove she isn't a huge weirdo and there were normal reasons she was in big bro's dirty laundry but then she takes one whiff of his boxers and Ignites into a Hellhound and just starts humping his leg while huffing his balls directly
Bimbo Big Sis that found out you're fucking hung so she breaks up with her boyfriend to date you instead and you think it's because she's so fucking stupid she doesn't know you aren't supposed to date your siblings but it's actually because she's really into incest AND fat cock
Big Sister stumbling out of bed with nothing but her tank top on, pulled up so the underside of her tummy is hanging out and staring at you with bleary eyes before deciding that you're close enough to a toilet and hilting her cock down your throat and sighing with relief
Hellhound that knows you don't want to be dumb, so she just removes all of your education instead! You aren't like STUPID you just literally don't have any piece of information in your head and don't know the simplest things in the world, but technically you can learn again!
my love handles smacked a pan sitting on the stove when I walked past it and I'm pretty sure that information is going to make one of you start drooling
Sorry sis I would love to hit but I just can't get hard without a problematic intellect gap put these headphones on and masturbate for six straight hours and if you can still read then I'm gonna go fuck Mom
Big Sis that can tell you've been working sooooooo hard and thinking waaaaaaaay too much so she's gonna start turning your brain off and making you into a babbling drooling dummy now, kay? No need to thank you!
What's that? "Only one that can keep the reactor from melting down?"
Like this post if you want smothered in big sister's armpit, retweet if you want to huff her tit sweat and comment if the feeling of big sister's paw wrapped around your junk would fix you
going to start specifying Big Sis That Was Already An Adult When You Were Young in all big sis/little sis threads from now on so y'all can really just cum to death about it
Awwww. You thought I wasn't being serious when I said huffing my pits would make you dumber? Now the door is awfully complicated isn't it?
Here, let's do something easier for you. How about big sis cradles you to her chest and you hump her thighs until you're dumber than a dog?
Hellhound that breaks into your house and declares she's your big sister now and to let her take care of anything and if you try to do literally anything yourself she suffocates you in her sweat soaked furry tits until you pass out and lose several dozen IQ points
48 year old Big Sister, almost more of your Aunt really, who saw all those funny little memes about "reigniting a dying star" on your phone, so now she HAS to pin your wrists over your head and demand you do your best to put one more baby in her
big sis that hits the bong so hard she's barely coherent and immediately starts to clumsily shove her hands down your pants, consistently forgetting that you already came and forcing you to cum over and over and over until you're just as incoherent and thoughtless as she is.
Big sister that really doesn't mean to have an abnormal relationship with you or anything but her cock is so fat and needy and your ass is so soft and she just can't help it don't get mad at her for biting your neck while she slams into you from behind
Big sister's big, warm, soft paw. Keeping you safe when you're overwhelmed, so easy to clutch onto.
That same paw now engulfing the entire back of your head and pushing your face further and further into the bed as she stuffs you so full of her cock you'll always be in her shape
Finally breaking into your big sister's room while she's at work to take that massive huff of her dirty tank top like you've been fantasizing about since you were a teenager and instantly Igniting into a Hellhound at the same time she comes home early
anime OP plays
Big Sister that says she just can't sleep without holding someone but she always completely buries your head inbetween her gigantic fucking tits and grinds her fat, pillowy thighs between your legs until they're both totally sticky and stained by the morning
Little Brother that's hella jacked and laughing at beating his ten years older adult sister in arm wrestling to little sister ten years on HRT with her princess parts leaking into her pampers as big sis pins her wrists to the wall and she absolutely cannot move them pipeline
Sibling sex. Sibling breeding. Sibling codependency. Sibling obsession. Siblings that so much as think they caught the other's scent and it leaves them too horny to function.
Big sister sending you out to go get condoms in nothing but last year's vastly undersized bikini top and daisy dukes combo when both of you know full well that she's going to fuck you raw and never pull out until you're full of even little sisters
Hellhound that explains that she and her sisters are demons and live on an insanely different timescale from you mortals, so you ask if that means the age gap is super problematic and she thinks about it and suddenly her red rocket erupts from the sheath already drooling pre
huge soft chubby big sister who you can just sink into, which is good because she just scoops you off the ground and carries you around like a loosely dangling plushie every time she gets tired of how slow you walk.
20 year age gap big sister that's raised you since you were real little because of your mother dying telling you to just lick her armpits or something like a normal person when you call her Mommy in the missionary position
Mid 30s fat big sister coming out of the shower wrapped in nothing but a towel and carrying an umbrella to block her little sister's projectile anime nosebleed
Little sister with balls bigger than her brain. Does this mean she has hyper balls? Yes. Does this mean she has a really tiny brain? Also yes. More cum than thoughts in this bitch. Biggest word she knows is "pregnant" and it's what you're about to be.
18 years into having an older sister and chill and she looks at you with a leaking tent in her skirt and a desire so strong that she can barely speak coherent english
Big Sister that gets caught stealing your underwear to huff while masturbating so she just pulls her sweat soaked bra off and slaps it across your head in equivalent exchange. One cup alone dwarfs your head and renders you completely unable to smell anything but her.
Hellhound that rips 99% of your vocabulary and smarts out but also makes you three times as talkative as usual so you're left with no choice but to constantly babble out confused little half-words and pseudo-thoughts while she jerks off in front of your uncomprehending eyes
Big sisters will fuck you violently and leave you twitching and barely sapient and then feel bad and worry she didn't make sure you came as hard as her and come back into your room when you can think again and go down on you until you forget how to count for a week
Big Sis taking her lil sis out to the mall, dressed in just her comfy casual clothes. Lil Sis decided that this is a date and is dolled up to the nines and clinging to her big sister's arm the entire time, smug expression at how good she is at being eye candy.
Absolutely brain dead stupid stoner big sister that takes five minutes to count on one hand and immediately forgets what she was doing afterwards but her tits are huge and sweaty so you spend all your time worshipping them and obeying whatever simple commands she manages to give
middle sister watching big sis and little sis having violent breeding sex and wondering what shade of hair dye will make them notice her so she can get sandwiched in the middle
Hellhound gf that pulls your memories of your favorite movies and YouTube videos out of your head so you can experience them for the first time over and over again and also steadily removes your memories of any family or relationship of anyone that isn't her so you can't leave
Big sister grumbling that she's SO FERTILE and OVULATING SO MUCH but there's nobody around to knock her up
Little Sister gripping her thighs hard enough to draw blood and still not succeeding at keeping her cock from poking into the open air and emitting visible musk clouds
They say pets resemble their owners and that's why you're getting put in the drooling imbecile puppygirl pod so you can match with that silly girl you hooked up with online the other day!
I NEED to put a little sibling in a headlock with their face pressed against my armpit with one arm and jerk them off with the other one while smoking a joint at the same time so they can forever associate the mix of my scent and the scent of pot with pleasure
Hellhound that gives you a porn rabbit heat cycle and increases your fertility so much that just smelling a cock gives you a 400% chance to get pregnant, then sets your body to porn game logic where every pregnancy increases your curves exponentially, then just leaves.
Big sister that pulls you into her lap and gives you a big deep tongue kiss, telling you how much she loves you and how proud of you she is while the whole time her cock has been sliding further up your back, knot cradled by your ass cheeks, pre drooling into your hair
Hellhound that makes you huff her pits until you get brain damage and cum in that exact order. Only when you've developed a brain drain kink will you be free. You might not be able to spell those words anymore by then, though.