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@DiversityCopOut

@Zwxsh

@rossiadam Having popped a lot of champagne bottles in my day I can tell you if this bottle gets loose there’s an 80% chance someone ends up in hospital and loses an eye, 4 teeth, or both.

@RemeliTennis @ValTieBreak

@josemorgado @TennisBakery can draft the tweet already

Instead of having another vanilla guy on the Bachelor they should have put Kanye West just imagine the wild season

@steftsitsipas Brother turning into Kanye west

@Zwxsh Uhhh the one with the slam and #1 ranking for example (Not the abuser)

@alexdeminaur @katiecboulter Bro….

RT @TikTokInvestors:

@MarioNawfal Uh this this former Prince Andrew innit, very fitting

Kanye PR team tomorrow

@Arthus92 @BenRothenberg lol sakkari is a dream draw what are you talking about

Kanye about to drop another banger album isn’t he

I remember 🥴

@pastatroller @egrrrrrl8446 @Olly_Tennis_ I strongly suggest you stay in school

Incredible.. this doesn’t cease to apply

@pastatroller @egrrrrrl8446 @Olly_Tennis_ What language is this?

@egrrrrrl8446 @rhondaessexgirl @Olly_Tennis_ I am trolling, took you long enough. It’s ok wasn’t expecting you to catch on quicker.

@rhondaessexgirl @egrrrrrl8446 @NxroIX @Olly_Tennis_ Nothing a knee sleeve won’t fix eh 🤣