Autistic musings, Jewish flavored shitposting, diapers, weeaboo bullshit, they/it preferred. Married but also poly cause I love lots of people 💖 18+ ONLY
I keep forgetting to do this so
Official dream thread!
Last night I was in the dorms again but couldn't find my room. Me and Airy had separate rooms so we traded off where Clair and Drummy would go. But cause I had issues I ended up finding out about the communal bed
Are you "Don't you dare touch me unless we're basically dating" autistic or "I crave human touch so intensely I will hug every single willing person I see" autistic
My favorite genre of post is when someone tells an ABDL to go see a therapist and then they do and the therapist is like "you should wear diapers and be a baby more often, actually"
Today, Chick-fil-A announced the test of a one-of-a-kind plant-forward entrée, the Chick-fil-A™ Cauliflower Sandwich. Beginning Monday, Feb. 13, the sandwich will be available in three select markets. Read more:
Babyfurs according to weird people on the internet: I have definitely see a babyfur shit themselves and get off to it in front of me and then leave the diaper in public!
Babyfurs in reality: It took this babyfur 2 years to be able to say the word "diaper" out loud
@MorgothArc
Local Jew here to add that it also is mentioned several times in the Hebrew Bible as being used to begin a battle or rally troops
It also was sounded during jubilee years when slaves were freed
So ya know, the context makes this even worse
Fireworks
Cons:
Scare animals
Interrupt people trying to sleep
Trigger many people with PTSD
Can be overbearing for people they may go into sensory overload
Pros:
Not enough to justify the stuff up there, fireworks fucking suck
Last night
@CargoWoozle
made this for me. I wasn't ready to share it yet. I just needed time to keep it close to me.
I don't know what I believe about an afterlife. But no matter how illogical I want to believe it's not goodbye, just "till next time"
I'll always love you Elly
The flavors of how babyfurs look irl
- Actual child
- Overgrown scene kid
- "i need everyone around me to know how queer I am"
- Big gruff diaper buff
- Literally just a normal person
- The hottest person you've ever seen
- A stuffed animal but irl
- Professor Poof
Middle space preteen that secretly wears diapers and uses a pacifier in their room while playing neopets when everyone else is in bed and sneaking in the playpen when no one is home
hot take: i want abdl companies to stop focusing on making diapers with insane capacity and instead maybe work on making your shit actually wick the piss correctly? tapes that dont suck? larger sizes that actually fit on fat bodies? actually decent prints? thanks.
Yakuza is great cause sometimes you're in a huge gang war, sometimes you're racing in a tricked up taxi car, and sometimes you're being chased in the mountains by 3 bears
If you want to be a caretaker for someone then I think a good idea would be to familiarize yourself with what I personally feel are the most common mistakes people make when trying to makes littles feel small. This is not a complete list and it's always best to ask the little 🧵
Coworker commented on me bringing a plushy to work. This was the exchange
Him: I see you brought your stuffed animal
Me: Mmhmm, she keeps me company
Him: What does she do while you work all day?
Me: Sits there and looks cute, it's an important job
Him: *nod in agreement*
Me: Look I never claimed to be good with words
Coworker: Of course not, you're 3
I DON'T KNOW IF HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING BUT IT'S CAUSE OF THIS STICKER AND I DID MY VERY BEST TO NOT BLUSH AND IT DIDN'T WORK
"If you like diapers and aren't incontinent that's offensive to people that need to use them"
I have some overflow incontinence issues and have never actually ran into an incontinent person that cares lmao
Hey you, person with the weird gross kink
You're valid and if your kink is not harming anyone, regardless of how "gross" or "cringy" or weird, you are not bad for liking it, you are not bad for cumming to it, you are not bad for indulging it. Masturbate to it with abandon
One thing you might notice about ABDLs/Babyfurs is that
- a lot are autistic
- a lot are trans
- a lot have hypermobile joints (Ehlers Danlos)
And this almost certainly isn't an accident! All of those things are actually surprisingly connected
The two kinds of asexuals I meet
- has absolutely 0 interest in doing anything even remotely sex related
- Hornier than every non asexual one ever met combined
Caretaker tip: Don't ask cubs if they want to or are ready to do something, instead give them options for it
Rather than "do you need a nap?" Ask "Which plush do you wanna bring for nap time?"
Not "Do you want a bottle?"
Ask "Which bottle would you like today?"
Why do a bunch Ageres and ABDLs act like they're better than people that do sexual stuff with ABDL, you're not going to be accepted cause you throw other people under the bus for doing stuff between consenting adults lmao
(Yeah yah not all of them, I regress too :U)
Listen, I don't care what anyone else says, if you're pissing yourself while interacting with me
Please let me know so I can join you, we can be piss buddies
Hey you, Autistic and/or ADHD person/ animal
Do you ever talk about something before realizing the person doesn't actually know the subject you're talking about?
Or find yourself repeating information often?
Well today I'm here to tell you about a thing called Theory of Mind
A guide to neurodivergent time
Anything under 1 hour: Basically not enough time to do literally anything
1-5 hours: Enough time to do one thing. Maybe 2 if you're ambitious!
5+ hours: A nebulous future impossible to fathom in which anything is possible
Every Babyfur ever starter pack
- "I'm 2 years old!"
- Saying "paci"
- "Huff!"
- Denies When called cute
- has attempted a makeshift diaper at least once
- "I'm big!"
- Has or wants shortalls
- Is either still nervous about saying diaper or frequently says "pamps"
Being ABDL is wild. Like "Hey here's my friends that are physicists, professors, managers, and musicians. We like to grab diapers and pacifiers and cuddle while teasing each other about peeing our pants
"Cyan you've been singing that song for an hour please sto-"
"PUPPY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO PUPPY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO"
gift from
@Bubblewuff
by
@LittleScoty27
:p
Look, don't ask why I get a diaper whenever I do the transformation sequence it's just part of the uniform okay! Now stop staring at it so I can go save the world >:(
Cyan surprised me with this pic by
@BerryPrinceArt
;w;
Putting on a diaper and sitting in a playpen so I don't have to deal with the reality of society crumbling around me as I'm surrounded by antisemitism, queerphobia, ableism, and hearing about a genocide as I feel powerless to stop any of it
I mean uhhhh
Abuhbuubahbwah im baby
Okay I've tried to stay away from being too much of "shame this person" but this dude is literally trying to find someone's home address because they spoke out against his transphobia and he happens to be in the same city right now
This is incontrovertibly fucked up
@XiranJayZhao
"Many Jewish people choose to be white adjacent"
What? I didn't choose to be white adjacent, I ended up born with pale-ass skin. Can black Jews choose to be white adjacent? What does it even mean that Asian people are "White adjacent"?
I have so many questions