There are maybe about 7 or 8 people in existence who really want to see a lesbian SJW Batwoman series. Those people are certainly thrilled by this announcement.
When I was 8, I got a chain email about how a zombie girl would come kill me if I didn't forward it to 3 people. That night, dad came into my room and went "You should have forwarded it to people you don't like, rather than putting mom, your brother and myself into grave danger."
As one of the six people in the intersection of “subscribed to r/magictcg” and “subscribed to r/MakeUpAddiction” Venn diagram, I must deliver this important news:
Chess twitter: is it ok to do a baby fist bump when your plan is starting to work?
Poker twitter: is it ok to kick a chair, flail on the ground and call your opponent a moron when they got a little lucky?
@stevieanntas
@samarab__
@JimboSlice0299
ehh why are you sure he was unaware? I don't think it's fair to expect him to tweet like "I know that walking alone at night can be risky for women, black men or members of other minority groups, but I just had a good walk"? cmon
@stevieanntas
@samarab__
@JimboSlice0299
“Here is a picture of a sandwich I enjoyed but I should point out that I am acutely aware that there are many people in the world who can not afford bologna and also some that are deathly allergic to tomatoes”
Went to a Christmas party where it was me and fourteen poker players. Not one conversation about poker, all conversation about self-help books, attachment theory and therapy. Good trick to make an outsider feel very welcome and very neurotic at the same time.
I hate the phrase “If you’re not outraged you’re not paying attention.” Outrage is draining, isn’t inherently productive or functional, and often harmful. Many of us work hard to stay calm.
I mean it's annoying; please don't do it? It's not some giant crime, you're just making things a little worse for many people and making them a little sad. Slightly ruining a space underrepped players carved out for themselves that they enjoy.
70 year old Dave entered a World Poker Tour Ladies Event at the Seminole Hard Rock.
The ladies + Internet gathered a $2k + bounty on him.
He went on to win it...he is the ladies event champion.
Thoughts on this whole thing?
huge life hack is loving your friends so deeply that their wins feel visceral and letting them do the annoying work of becoming successful rich and famous
Paradox:
When I individually go through my open tabs, I find that I desperately need every one of them and don't close any.
Yet whenever my browser crashes, somehow I emerge unscathed.
Riddle me that, Batman.
Guys I ran first 5k of my life! Never been a runner always was sure than endurance is not my forte so this is huge for me. C25K is amazing free app if this is something you’re interested in🏃♀️
I’m a Canadian citizen! 🍁 ✌️ When I’m prime minister first order of business is I ban snow after March 1. Also the zoom swearing in ceremony was hilarious AMA
Hi friends please vote for Jamie Kerstetter for poker personality of the year. She’s a beacon of light in this trainwreck community and deserves some laurels
Non-gamer friends: Jamie is basically Robin Williams of poker world
@SarahCAndersen
I can already see it becoming one of those legendary template comic, as people replace "what I create" with various things that makes sense for their situation
Happy birthday
@xxl23
. You are an inspiration for how to walk through the world as a fighter while healing, strengthening and lighting up every human and space along your path.
PUZZLE
#4
Standard 52 card deck is laid out FACE UP.
1. Player A picks 5 cards.
2. Player B picks 5 cards.
3. Player A may discard up to 5 cards and pick that many new face up cards.
4. Player B may do the same.
5. Player with higher poker hand wins.
Do you want to be:
Uber driver smoked a cigarette while I waited in the car, stopped for gas on the way and got a snack, but drove so much over the speed limit that we beat the estimate by 30%. Pleasure to meet the Russian Vin Diesel
Huge PSA for straight guys on dating apps. 1. Show your profile to ONE WOMAN FRIEND in your life. If you don't have one, fix that before you are on apps. 2. Delete all selfies. Get three photos, one with you smiling, one with an animal, one with you doing any activity thing. YW.
Today my boss pulled me away to ask if I wanted to meet an 8 week old goldendoodle in the office a few doors away from us. I have never felt this valued and seen by my work
I’m on the sidelines but it feels like the community doesn’t grasp the extent of the tragedy taking place? Jen has spent her life literally making progress happen, building safe, exciting spaces, and is being abused by the powerful people whose abuse and neglect she exposed.
Update on my case:
Did
#USChess
try to silence me till after their Annual US Open and Delegates Meeting? We agreed to chill while attempting to work out mediation terms-- they agreed to all our conditions except payment.
Imagine an org that rakes in millions a year asking the
@lady_redcom
@Retro_Omega_
Yeah seriously. Sometimes you are vibing with a little sip of something in the nice summer air. Doesn’t need to be Indonesian beach sunset to feel yourself a little ✌️
Ladies, by the time you are 30, 90% of your eggs are dead.
Get married young, have your babies, THEN have your career.
You have 40 years to work if you want to, you only have a short time to have children.
Listen to Mother Nature - she loves you and wants you to be happy. :)
learning about hockey and the Canucks to better understand my husband's interests has a bonus side effect of helping me better understand his clinical depression
If you ever lose a grip of how vast the human population is, remember there simultaneously exist at least nine women that are both hot enough and troubled enough to be in this picture
You’re young and strong for a blink of time with world at your fingertips. Eventually possibilities and potential turn into stories and memories. That’s not sad. They become solid and real. Just make sure they are good ones ❤️
"It's also fun when you lose because then you get to say good job to your opponent, and if you lose it's not a big deal" -
@DanaFischerMTG
, 7 years old and already miles ahead of all of gamer twitter
We went to visit our last foster yesterday. He is doing so well! His anxiety has subsided, he is now super social. Forever Family loves him to bits and takes him on all kinds of adventures. He has a bandana in every colour and wardrobe for every weather.
Applied for a US visa for a nine day trip and they gave me a multiple entry one for ten years!! This is so nice now we can take spontaneous trips to visit friends whenever
@howie_hua
I would go to a hospital and ask for 18 volunteer ladies giving birth. I would ask that on this day every year they come back and add a marble into a jar I set up in the snack room of this hospital. In the end of year 6, I would come collect the jar and count the marbles.
I love that people are speaking out against bullying and misogyny.
I hate that they hadn't been until it was literally the community sweetheart vs an obvious jackass.
My wonderful mother-in-law has been lending and passing on clothes to me for as long as Ben and I have been together.
Today I finally got to return the favor because she needs an outfit for a dress-up party where the theme is "Trashy" 😑
Guys I ran first 5k of my life! Never been a runner always was sure than endurance is not my forte so this is huge for me. C25K is amazing free app if this is something you’re interested in🏃♀️
The attack on
@GmanPoker
right now is out of control. He has one of the absolute best track records. He's always been kind, compassionate, and thoughtful. This was a horrible situation where he felt he was cheated. Absurd how quickly people can turn on one of poker's great heros.