RaccoonDrew
@RaccoonDrew
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Big fat huggable cartoon raccoon or dog oaf. Living the Disney Afternoon lifestyle! 🍩🦝🍩 ♻️ 🌳 🌎🌴 💗 Environmentalism 80s aesthetic
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I am fat… and yet hosts/esses always seat me at booths that I have to squeeze into. X3
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Happy Father’s Day, everybody!
I’m not a dad, but I’ve been told I have a Dad Bod…
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My New Year's Resolution was to lose some weight...
It lasted ten seconds...
I ate an entire party sub instead.
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"You didn't stop by the buffet on your way home again, did you?"
"Ummm... no?"
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When your buddies convince you to stand on the public scale.
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A four-and-a-half hour flight? Sounds doable! *opens peanuts immediately*
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Embarrassing when ya gotta pull your own belly out of the way to make room for folks getting off of the elevator...
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So.... what happens when you're too big for the Big & Tall?
<.<
>.>
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Getting some stares with this wobbling beach bod of mine!
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A quick picture to follow up my last post. Drew has freed himself from the lime jello by, of course, eating it all. ^^
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My half of a trade with
@TexanSoda
based on a dream he had a while back.
Thanks for the trade!
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Whoever designs these Fat Guy stores you'd think would know to make the aisles wider...
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I declare it "Hug Your Big Fat Dumb Friend Day"!
... wait, can I do that? X3
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I consider it a very successful work shift when I’m guarding some museum after dark and a toon criminal/villain knocks me out and uses my belly as a trampoline to reach something high up. ^^
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Dude... how many more flights up is your apartment?
*wheeze*
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Commissioned by fatso
@artfulreggie
starring a buff
@Taikoshep
and fat me!
Thank yuh, sir! ^^
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Chocolate bar and a jar of peanut butter!
Breakfast of (fat) champions!
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Gee... I didn't know that the numbers on the scale even went up that high!
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I'm concerned because I gave the waiter my order three minutes ago and he hasn't been back yet!
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Sorry! Nobody can cross that police tape just yet! I'm still collecting... evidence...
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May have gained some weight this Thanksgiving... I'm sure no one will notice, though. X3
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"Afternoon! Just wanted to let you know that you got a tail light out...
... well, I may as well get a snack while I'm here...
... one of everything, please."
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I WAS THE ONE MILLIONTH CUSTOMER!
I GET ONE YEAR OF FREE DONUTS!
FREE DONUTS FOR A WHOLE YEAR!
ISN'T THIS GREAT, MR. MANAGER!??!
....Mr. Manager...?
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Gotta roll into the kitchen for that last platter of holiday cookies!
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Gotta thank the Chief for assigning me to work security at the fireworks display with the BEST snack vendors!
Happy Fourth of July, everyone! ^^
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BWOUMM!!!
I have the most embarrassing Police Academy Graduation photo ever! D:
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A VERY sweet surprise from
@Pokelai
! This put the biggest oafish grin on my face! Thank you so much!!! 🍩🍩🍩
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We all have that one t-shirt... you know the one that rises up the moment you sit down? X3
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Why do they always make the print on those fast food menus so small, anyway? X3
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Uh oh! A sudden rain shower and we only have the one umbrella... we can share it, just gotta stand close.
@Pokelai
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I'm lucky there are 24-hour Diners during night shifts! Not so lucky for their front doors, though. X3
Also featuring
@cartoontake0ver
cameo
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Bakery saw me coming and just used all their dough to make one BIG donut for me! 🍩
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Donut chef and donut taster commissioned by
@KelseyPDrummond
!
Hope this bakery has wide doors!
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I'm as athletic as I've always been! I just *pant pant* need a moment...
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Yaaaaawn!
I'm up, I'm up... Where are my presents?
Merry Christmas, everybody!
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When the kitchen light snaps on and you get caught raiding the fridge in the middle of the night...
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