The Real American Dadass
@R_A_Dadass
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Dad to 4 pint-sized dictators. Follow along as my sanity slips through my fingertips |My tweets: https://t.co/lcfWftAzux
The funny farm
Joined January 2016
Some call her Hailie but I call her peanut Eminem.
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Laundry is fun because you get to walk around the house and sing things like, āToo many clothes, not enough hangers!ā in your Ludacris voice.
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New age mentality: if it doesnāt directly affect me, I donāt give a fuck. Pretty sad if Iām being honest... Empathy and unity are seemingly dead.
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I havenāt had a beer in 3 days and I still donāt have abs, this is bullshit.
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Iām a much kinder and gentler parent when my kids listen the first fucking time.
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I hate to brag, but I can embarrass my kids by just being out in public with them now.
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A cool thing about getting older is how every year it gets harder and harder to pick yourself up off the floor.
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My 15 year old got her driverās permit. Pray for me.
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Remember when we were young and we didnāt have any aches and pains? That was cool.
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Why couldnāt the boy lizard please the girl lizard? He had a reptile dysfunction. Iāll show myself out
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Teenage daughter has my car windows down āvibingā to Taylor Swift. Yep. This is my life.
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@jeannied95 Here and there. Wish it was my frequent but Iāll pop in from time to time. Thank you! š
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Itās been a fun run, but I think the page is nearing an end. Life is full of unexpected changes. Thanks for the support over the years!
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