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VP, Content @FanSided - Minute Media Podcasts - Co-host of the @ArrowheadAddict podcast. …
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BREAKING: At 3:06 AM, Arrowhead Stadium security found a trespasser wandering around the field. The man appeared to be extremely confused & told security he was "looking for Travis Kelce."
The man, Jalen Ramsey, a CB for the LA Rams, was told the game was over and to go home.
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This behind the scenes video of safety Justin Reid kicking for the Chiefs is awesome.
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The Chiefs have lost Hollywood & Pacheco, have a backfield consisting of a guy cut by the Broncos after the preseason, and an UFA that they list as a FB, a rookie starting WR, had to bench their rookie LT, Kelce hasn't gotten going and Mahomes has been sloppy.
They're also 3-0.
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Patrick Mahomes to everyone who picked against the Chiefs last week:
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Me getting ready to donate my ankle to Patrick Mahomes:
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Horrendous trade by the Chiefs. Absolutely terrible.
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This is the worst the Chiefs offense will be all season.
Worthy and Kingsley are playing in their first NFL games and Hollywood is on the sideline.
And they've scored 27 on the Ravens.
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The Chiefs are about to be alone atop the AFC West, which is shocking considering the Chargers won the division in August.
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Nick Allegretti throwing TJ Watt down like a rag doll and then catching a touchdown pass is one of the all-time great moments in offensive lineman (and Chiefs) history.
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New Chiefs WR Kadarius Toney is a former QB so you can bet your ass that before the season is over Andy Reid is going to draw up a red zone play where Toney throws a TD pass to himself after doing a cartwheel or some shit.
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A reminder that the Chiefs beat the No. 6 (Dolphins), No. 3 (Bills), No. 1 (Ravens) & No. 2 (49ers) in team DVOA on their way to winning the Super Bowl.
The Chiefs played the Bills & Ravens on the road.
It was the hardest road to a Super Bowl any team has faced. Ever.
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Retweet if this time next year, you expect to be watching the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.
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Thrilled to announce that on June 4th, the Chiefs Kingdom will have a new member.
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Chiefs fans embarrassing the NFL and their ridiculous officiating on Monday Night Football by chanting "bullshit." It is well-deserved.
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The Chiefs just eliminated the Bengals for the second year in a row.
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The Chiefs have won so many games over the last few years that they've reached the point where opposing fans are so salty they're blaming the refs, crying about the NFL being rigged, and tracking interceptions that never happened.
And I'm here for it. I'm so here for it. 😏
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"Nobody wants to play the Chargers in the playoffs."
Nobody is going to.
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The refs turned a shocked, silent Arrowhead into Playoff Arrowhead with that terrible call.
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Why are the Chiefs a Super Bowl team?
In the 4th quarter of the last preseason game, the entire starting unit is on the field, fired up and celebrating a goal line stand executed by a group of guys who won't make the team.
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Tyreek Hill is leading the NFL in interceptions by a WR.
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The Chiefs have the AFC West so desperate that they're trading first-round draft picks for coaches. This is hilarious.
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Eagles fans got mad earlier when I tweeted that Slay’s taunting and celebrating was giving “regular season Super Bowl” vibes.
Well, here is their coach.
In a million years can you imagine Andy Reid doing this? Even after winning an actual Super Bowl?
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Honestly, look at this field. The Chiefs have one of the best grounds crews in the business.
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I am shocked Joe Burrow lost in his own stadium. Super embarrassing.
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Wait...so is this game against the Raiders the worst game the Ravens will play this season?
I thought last week against the Chiefs was supposed to be their worst game. 🤷♂️
Perhaps more bad games are Likely?
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The Chiefs weren't trading with Buffalo because they thought Buffalo was interested in the guy they wanted. They were trading with Buffalo because they thought someone AFTER the Bills was going to take their guy.
What the Bills got in return was NOT worth helping the Chiefs. If
The Chiefs were taking Worthy anyway at
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. You might as well get a pick from them to make them think you were interested
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The year is 2026. The Raiders, Chargers, & Broncos are out of money & picks.
In a final, desperate attempt to dethrone the Chiefs, the clubs select their best players & merge, becoming the Las Denver Chargers.
Predicted to go undefeated, they finish 7-10, and the club folds.
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Chiefs WR Rankings:
1. Travis Kelce
2. Rashee Rice
3. Opposing Defenses
4. Jerick McKinnon
5. Justin Watson
6. Clyde Edwards-Helaire
7. Noah Gray
8. Willie Gay Jr.
9. Current-day Dwayne Bowe
10. Kadarius Toney
11. MVS
12. Current-day Hank Stram
13. Skyy Moore
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That play has to be the worst of Mahomes' career right?
He throws a terrible interception and then inadvertently injures, perhaps catastrophically, his WR 1?
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Refs just missed a blatant PI on the Comanders on the Cincy 2-point conversion try.
God help Commanders fans on Twitter who are about to experience a week of Bengals fans crying about the refs and the NFL conspiring to ensure the Commanders win games.
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It is astounding how many people don't understand the decision to move the Bills game wasn't about playing in the snow.
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In honor of tonight’s Chiefs vs. Titans game, here is a video of the time Patrick Mahomes snatched Tennessee’s soul.
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Meth.
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The Bengals talking trash and then immediately getting humiliated. A tradition unlike any other.
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I have now reached the point where I can't think of anything else but the AFC Championship game. Anyone else getting increasingly nervous?
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Skip Bayless any minute now: "Is Tommy Townsend better than Patrick Mahomes?"
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Tyreek Hill has been cleared from the Covid list. I guess you could say Covid couldn’t…keep up…with him.
#chiefs
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Not bad for being broken.
⬜️ No. 1 in passing yards
⬜️ No. 2 in passing TDs
⬜️ No. 1 in the AFC West (7-4)
⬜️ Four straight wins
Did you write off Patrick Mahomes too soon?
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If the Chargers blow this lead, this will be my last tweet because I will die from laughter.
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Probably because it was.
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Patrick Mahomes has never not played in the AFC Championship game since becoming a starter. That is his floor.
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If Tom Brady took a blow the same blow to the facemask that Patrick Mahomes just took, there would have been charges filed.
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Can we talk for a second about Jerick McKinnon blocking like Will Shields on this play?
#Chiefs
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No one was open initially (in part due to Kelce being subject to the usual "just press him for 10 straight yards and they won't call it" coverage he's been seeing) here, and Mahomes just did stuff.
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I hope everyone appreciates what we are watching from Patrick Mahomes right now.
A special game from a special player. This is why we love sports.
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There are currently only two 2-0 teams in the AFC. Tyreek Hill's new team and Tyreek Hill's old team.
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Andy Reid and Dave Toub should carry Steve Spagnuolo off the field.
In fact, they should find a land bridge and carry him all the way back to Kansas City.
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“tHE nFL Is riGGeD! tHeY wANt tO hELp tHe BILls!! tHe NFL iS sOfT!”
Or maybe they don’t want 70,000 people trying to go to a football game during the real life version of The Day After Tomorrow.
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The refs were horrendous but the Chiefs scored 3 points in the second half and let Chase go for over 200 yards. That is why they lost.
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I don't care if the Chiefs turned the ball over 40 times and insulted the refs mothers, this is such egregious PI, it should be called. Unless any of you can show me where in the rule book it says *except on Hail Marys.
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The Broncos tonight when they look up and see Frank Clark standing on the Chiefs' sideline:
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This is funny but at the same time, I wish JuJu hadn't tweeted it. Bradberry owned the mistake and all the Eagles I saw were super professional about the hold.
You won the Super Bowl, JuJu. These guys aren't the Bengals, no need to drag them.
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I'm convinced that on Halloween night, the Scooby-Doo gang is going to apprehend Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes and pull off their masks to reveal Brodie Croyle and Old Man Herm Edwards, before rescuing the real Reid and Mahomes who are locked in a storage shed at the carnival.
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Jaguars lose. Bengals lose. Ravens lose.
Chiefs win, even on their Bye Week.
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Not going well for Eli Apple. Maybe he should have watched some film this week instead of taking cheap shots?
#Chiefs
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At least the Browns have fans.
Ripping on Ohio is pretty rich coming from the franchise that once sent me an email inviting Chiefs fans to a Chargers home game leading to the team having to apologize in a statement.
pray for us ain't nothing wrong we just gotta go to ohio
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The Bengals are 1-4 since Joe Burrow showed up to Arrowhead Stadium for the AFC Championship game dressed as a clown wearing a "sorry in advance" t-shirt.
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The NFL let the Chiefs get Kadarius Toney for third-round compensatory pick and a sixth.
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Mahomes dropping the "Great fucking job" on the broadcast. What an icon.
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A play we aren't talking about enough is when MVS stuck that ball out to get the first down. Massive moment in this game. Instead of being faced with a 4th and 1, the Chiefs got a fresh set of downs and Mahomes threw a TD to...MVS.
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Joe Burrow is here. NFL will have to tighten security near the concessions.
#SuperBowl
#Hamburglar
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MVS should be NAILED to the bench. Instead, he's still out there running around, hurting the team. It's a sick joke at this point.
I don't even blame MVS. It's not his fault Andy Reid keeps putting him out on the field despite 16 games of evidence that he's a net negative.
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This is what the Chiefs' top three players in targets should look like every game.
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The year before Andy Reid arrived in Kansas City, the Chiefs lost 14 games. In 2018, Patrick Mahomes because the starter and since then, the Chiefs have only lost 14 regular-season games.
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Ever want to be on the field at Arrowhead for a massive Chiefs moment?
Here ya go:
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"Hey Andy, we need 2 yards. This defense sucks and we have Patrick Mahomes."
Andy: RUN A FAKE FG WITH NOAH GRAY!
"Hey Andy, we need 1 yard to extend our drive in a 2 score game. Our RB is averaging 4.8 ypc and we have Patrick Mahomes."
Andy: "RUN AN OPTION WITH A WR at QB!"
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The Chiefs now control their own destiny. If they win out, they are the
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The Kansas City Chiefs have been the reigning AFC West Champions for 1821 days.
That's 260 weeks and 1 day or 43,704 hours or 2,622,240 minutes or 157,334,400 seconds.
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It has to be asked. Is Tom Brady broken? Has the NFL figured out the Bucs offense? Does the Football Team have the blueprint for how to beat Tampa?
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When you're an AFC West team that went ballistic in free agency, the Chiefs traded Tyreek Hill and Kansas City is still favored to win the division:
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This guy’s right. If the Chiefs had not won, they would have lost.
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The rest of the NFL World coping on Twitter right now blaming the refs, Taylor Swift, and conspiracies for the Chiefs' continued run of greatness:
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This behind the scenes video of the Chiefs’ locker room celebration is 🔥🔥🔥
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Good morning. While you were sleeping, the Bengals committed three false starts. There were no flags.
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Quick, somebody get the Week 6 Championship trophy for the Bills so they can put it next to their Week 5 Championship trophy from last year.
Ed Oliver serenading the KC fans with the Buffalo Tomahawk Chant 😍
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SOURCES: At the Jets' next home game, on October 15th against the Philadelphia Eagles, the NFL plans to hand out pacifiers to all fans in an attempt to "quiet what is sure to be the single largest gathering of ref-blaming cry babies in the history of the NFL."
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The Chiefs have the best record in the NFL, are undefeated, and are the No. 1 seed in the AFC.
The Ravens haven't won a game in 229 days. Sad.
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I am on here a lot. In the past 4 months, 95% of the tweets I have seen from Chiefs fans about
@Mathieu_Era
have been about how they think he deserves an extension and how much they love him. The narrative that all KC fans are toxic is simply wrong and he should know that.
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I see the refs are still letting Chase shove defenders to the ground without getting flagged.
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Super Bowl wins are not a Buffalo Bills stat.
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Me before watching this video vs. me after watching this video:
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Juan Thornhill flagged for playing football.
The NFL sure does hate it when defenders play football. Almost as much as they hate it when defenders say things to the offense after the play.
#Chiefs
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