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A twitch clip of GarrettG himself has surfaced, informing the public that he has yet to wear the pair of jorts he bought in Spain. What are your thoughts on this ⁉️🩳
An anonymous source has informed us that Beastmode will be selling his PC to help support his acquired debt. In addition, he will finish the remainder of the season on his PS4 ‼️🎮
After a lackluster Winter Major performance, AMustyCow has been scrimmaging in place of JSTN. NRG are expected to make an update post within the week ‼️😳
BREAKING: Psyonix will be resetting all current rosters with an NFL style draft. Karmine Corp have received the first pick. What do you think about this ⁉️✍️
Inside sources have informed us that ApparentlyJack has his wisdom teeth removal scheduled the same time as the 2nd regional. Boston Scott, the listed sub of Dignitas, will be filling in for him during the operation ‼️🦷🪥
REPORT: Moist Esports' very own, Rise, has been spotted trash talking primary school students during a football match. Rise's team came out victorious, with a final score of 17-0 ‼️⚽️
On top of winning the RLCS World Championship and securing $600k, Team BDS have won 3 annual passes to Disneyland. These are valid until the next RLCS World Championship ‼️🎢
In the midst of a stressful offseason, sources inform us that Version1 are no longer on speaking terms after a controversial game of Battleship. What do you think about this ⁉️⛴️
Multiple sources have informed us that Azfura had a career high performance at the local YMCA, the Miami Heat have supposedly shown interest in the free agent ⁉️🤔
An insider source has informed us that Sadjunior (Coach) has considered re-entering the pro scene as a player. He wishes to replace Mist on Team Envy ‼️🤯
After finishing their first split, M80 Coach
@NickOnRL
is preparing for his next big tournament in March Madness. Do you think he will get drafted next year⁉️🏀
According to sources, Joyo is said to be joining the NA roster of Lj and Gimmick under Oxygen after Vatira plans to leave for BDS ‼️
Toasties' whereabouts are unknown😳
🚨BREAKING🚨
After accidental consumption of a Snickers bar, FaZe AYYJAYY is being placed on the injury reserve and will be re-evaluated in 2-4 weeks, per sources.
REPORT: Following some stressful offseason tryouts, Joreuz has decided to clear his mind by enjoying the American theme park "Six Flags" in New Jersey ‼️🎢
JUST IN: After releasing their roster, Team PWR plans to move Forky out to OCE in order to compete on Lachlan's home turf. They will bring on CavemanBen and Bananahead🍌‼️
Comm made a public statement to our press team on the situation at hand:
"It's obvious he cheated. I saw the movement from his hand and it cost me the game. I won't be scrimming with him until he owns up to his wrongdoings. This is unacceptable and should never have happened."
After disappointing scrimmage results, Shopify Rebellion plans to bring on Paarthurnax (also known as Ram Ranch) from the SSA Team Espionage in replace of Memory😳
According to sources, Joyo is said to be joining the NA roster of Lj and Gimmick under Oxygen after Vatira plans to leave for BDS ‼️
Toasties' whereabouts are unknown😳
BREAKING: Psyonix will be resetting all current rosters with an NFL style draft. Karmine Corp have received the first pick. What do you think about this ⁉️✍️
Okay at this point I don't care if people say I have an ego for saying this. I'd run this game better than whoever is making these decisions. I'm heated at how poorly this game is being treated. Rocket League deserves better