@RossTuckerNFL
You're telling me that a 30-year old RB and career 3rd down back cost less combined than a pro bowl and all-pro running back? Color me shocked.
Just past an SMU fan SMILING in the Secu Stadium atrium. I asked what he was happy about and he said “no shame in losing to the reigning Pinstripe Bowl champions.” What a guy.
You know the drill.
1. Go to Maryland
2. Play immediately and go off
3. Go to the NFL
4. Become a star
5. Get paid
Enough of this BS from other fanbases. Maryland breeds NFL talent
#HeA
Just walked past an Illinois fan ferociously puking. Asked her if she was okay and she said “Maryland owns us. I have no words anymore, just puke.” Stunning scenes in College Park
BREAKING: Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski has decided to retire after this coming season, multiple sources told
@stadium
. Official announcement expected soon.
The leading candidate to replace K is assistant and former Duke player Jon Scheyer.
Don’t let South Carolina fans hear this, or any of the “Blue Blood” football programs that constantly belittle Maryland during recruiting battles. If you want to play in the NFL, you go to Maryland. Simple as that
JUST IN: Maryland sending SEVEN players to the NFL Scouting Combine- the most Terps since 1987!
Congrats to DB Jakorian Bennett, DB Deonte Banks, WR Jacob Copeland, WR Dontay Demus Jr., WR Rakim Jarrett, LT Jaelyn Dunan and K Chris Ryland!
@TerpsFootball
@umterps
Um…. legit shaking right now.
Went to my local bagel establishment to get my usual Saturday muffin. Went to pay and they told me to get out of the line and handed me my muffin.
I asked to pay and they said “This one’s on the house. Music City bowl champs eat for free”
Class.
@RobbieDidThat
South Carolina used to be a proud football program. They went toe to toe with teams in their conference and had plenty of winning seasons. Now, you spend time trying to own Maryland football. Let it sink in how far you’ve fallen
Just passed Zach Edey quivering in fear walking around College Park. As a good person, I asked the man what was wrong and if he needed help. He said “Please make sure Calum Swanton Rodgers doesn’t guard me tonight. He’s impossible to score against.” Big words from a big man.
@ProFootballTalk
How can they spend the entire offseason promoting the new culture change, the improvements to the front office, and their desire to finally improve and then just nickel and dime over their next QB? Just get it done
Just ran into the Prime Minister of Norway in NYC. He saw my Pinstripe Bowl champs shirt from a mile away and tracked me down.
He said, “Belated congrats on such a prestigious trophy. Go get ‘em on Saturday. IU is a fraud hiding behind a cupcake schedule. Terps by 10.”
Wow.
@MenInBlazers
College football decides to have a super league/playoff with Bama, Georgia, Clemson, Ohio State, Michigan, Auburn, LSU, Texas, Oklahoma, etc.
Unreal scenes in Charlottesville. Some “very fine people” have had their stadium taken over by the Maryland Terrpains. Secu South. We own these pompous losers. Enjoy working on the pitch decks tomorrow
Holy sh*t. Just passed the UConn football bus headed to CP going thru NYC
Just spotted star receiver, TJ Sheffield exit the bus and call a cab back to Storrs. Asked him why he was leaving and he said “I can’t stand the idea of lining up against Jalen Huskey”
Wow. High praise.
.
@_Mann1upp
Maryland has:
1. TWO Chick-fil-A's on campus
2. Longest running bowl dynasty in CFB
3. 15 minutes from DC (25 mins from a dope MGM)
4. Elite practice facilities
5. Occasional darties
6. Top 11 scariest home field in the B1G
Zymear, make the call.
#ThePitch
It’s decision day for Class of 2025 ATH/RB Zymear Smith on 247Sports Unfiltered at 5PM ET ⏰
Smith is down to Maryland, Penn State and South Carolina 👀
Tune in today:
@TomFornelli
I will never understand college basketball fan’s obsessions with regular season titles. If you have two top 10 players in program history, you should make it past the first weekend of the tournament. They had impressive seasons, but this is a failure
@NBCSportsSoccer
I mean, yeah it was pretty bad. Atrocious and lucky second halves against Wales and Iran. Could’ve easily beaten England if correct subs and tactics played.
On my way to Ann Arbor for the game and I stopped a fellow Terps fan before boarding the plane to ask if he thought we had a chance on Saturday. He said, without hesitation, “We won the damn Pinstripe Bowl, of course we can go into Michigan’s house and dismantle them.” Wow.
Huge entrance tonight by esteemed student journalists
@soshtry
and
@bendickson__
. Entire student section (literally just me) gave them a standing ovation as they sat down at their seats in the media section. Heartwarming moment here at Xfinity Center