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//y'know what? screw it.
I ain't making y'all wait for 600 just for a silly BANNER! DROP YOUR DRIVES/PNGs!
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//alright y'know what? who wants a free pfp
only doing 5 moots so be quick
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🍌: hi im deleting this acc. none of u interact anymore so it's time i say bye. twitter isn’t the same anymore im sorry bc im so sick of this but first of all why are u still reading this? r u ok? do u like me? do u want to slam me against the wall and kiss me? do u w-
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🍌: What's that word for liking guys and girls?
Kinda questioning my sexuality.
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dude I just saw miss graves and that one guy who simps for miss circle on my tl going on a date
why the #### are some people so happy when i'm not
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[Interaction bait!]
*[READER] finds a piece of paper on the ground, and when they look at it, it's an invitation!*
*What does [READER] do with the invitation?*
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yknow what? I'm bored. reply with a character and I'll either say smash or pass. the only rule is: no child characters.
image for attention
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//dude it's so much fun musing cashier
I might just flip this account just so I can keep musing him
would yall fw that?
video for attention
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//504?! WE DID IT!! I WAS SUSSED AT 503, AND NOW WE'VE SURPASSED IT! HOORAY!! THANK YOU GUYS!
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🍌: Everyone, how many replies can I get in 24 hours?
1-3 : DlE
4-8: DEACTIVATE
9-15: loser no one likes
16-20: ok ok
21-25: a bit popular
26-45: Popular
46-60: Damn!
61-80: tf
81+: HOW? PEOPLE LOVE YOU!
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//here's the banner! sorry I couldn't show you all earlier, I was in school.
I had it done this morning!
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[READER] has just arrived to the store! Wonder why... Oh right! It's Cashier's birthday! He isn't there at the moment, but that's okay! What does [READER] do to pass the time?/
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//yeah uhhhh I decided i'm gonna stay as cashier
image for attention
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ALL OF YOU ARE MID❗❗❗ IM THE ONLY PEAK ACCOUNT HERE❗❗ ALL OTHER ACCOUNTS ARE MID❗❗
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guys
did you know it's my birthday in two days?
i'm gonna be 18!
//btw this is a headcanon that I have.. aka he was born on easter..
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Parody Twitter: Story Mode | Cashier Route | All bosses, No hits, All endings, all locations unlocked, all characters unlocked |
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//apparently someone's mass reporting accounts again so I'm privatin
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🍌: Guys, what do I do if one of my own employees likes me?
Like.. like like's me?
Just asking..!
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- Would you all find me weird if I (hypothetically) believed in aliens? -
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🍌: Well, seems I'm stuck in Philadelphia.
How am I gonna get back to the studio now..?
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just woke up..
oh jeez, it's april fools.
I bet someone is gonna hack into my account as a prank.
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self control
. . .
I keep forgetting I give my phone number to random people.
. . .
I need to keep track of their contacts.
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think I might be bi
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man where is she..
[ah, so this is where he's been! well, guess the party attendees will just have to wait for him to be done!]
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*interaction bait.*
DON'T YOU SEE, [READER]?
IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT.
YOU KILLED THEM.
YOU.
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🍌: I don't exactly have the image on me, but.. I was told to do this.
Try to fluster me!
Do anything you can to make me blush!
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🍌: Viewers, go gas!! Announcer finally has his own Twitter account! Now he doesn't need to use mine!
🎙️Hello people of Twitter! This is the Announcer, not live, at you right now!
I am the gameshow announcer for the hit television program on the exclusive Shovelware TV channel: Shovelware's Braingame!
This account should be merely work related... 👀
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C: I can't believe I let you run the store with me..
B: Hey! Shut up.
[PINNED]
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[Interaction bait]
*[READER] breaks into the store while it's closed, and they see Cashier taking a nap.*
Snoooorrrreeee... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...
[WHAT DOES READER DO?]
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//DO NOT LOOK IN THE DRIVE!
I totally didn't add a new folder for upcoming muses and or takeover muses
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🍌: At the studio, where the contestants at?
Car battery want droppy droppy!
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dude I think she's obsessed
she's liked so many of my posts already it's probably up to 600 or something
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//WHY THE FUCK DID IT GLITCH LIKE THAT
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I wanna interact with someone that isn't just cashier trying to get someone to like him
but also i'm afraid to @ people cuz i'm like "oh no don't do that they'll find you annoying"
also can't think of an interaction starter
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🍌: New account rules, everyone!
TRANS? = BLOCKED.
GAY? = BLOCKED.
QUEER? = BLOCKED.
NON-BINARY? = BLOCKED.
GENDERFLUID? = BLOCKED.
LESBIAN? = BLOCKED.
BISEXUAL? = BLOCKED.
FEMALE FRUIT? = 𝓓𝓜 𝓜𝓔...
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🍌: GUYS I WAS WRONG I THINK I MIGHT LIKE BOTH
🍌: I am not a fаggоt I am straight I am not a fаggоt I am straight I am not a fаggоt I am straight I am not a fаggоt I am straight I am not a fаggоt I am straight I am not a fаggоt I am straight I am not a fаggоt I am straight I am not a fаggоt I am straight I am not a fаggоt
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I've uhh.. been good.
soo.. spongebob squarepants, amiright?
(...)
(dude i'm at a loss for words WHY DID YOU BRING UP SPONGEBOB)
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//guys go follow my main PLEASE I'm gonna start posting more art on there soon
it's @/uhdumbidiotlmao !!
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//YIKES, FELLAS! IF ONE MORE PERSON FOLLOWS... WE'LL HAVE THE EVIL NUMBER!!
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guys who makes better art?
me (left) or a little kid diddler (right)
fellas...who makes better art?
(left) (right)
me or wonky a.k.a a racist pedophile
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how'd it know..?
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//dawg I told my grandma to go to little caesars but she didn't so now I gotta eat SQUARE pizza
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