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TL asleep?
Dawn Staley, same shoot
The photoshoot from DT btw… come on 2000s soap opera realness
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Love a good DT longevity benchmark photo
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Nah that's just Cheryl
Is Cheryl Reeve’s fit making a statement about Becky Hammon and the Aces tonight? 👀
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The
@uconnwbb
ties run deep 🥹
We love a good reunion between
@MuhlNika
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@iamchristynw
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@DianaTaurasi
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"You wanna know how I got these balls?"
I will say this, a woman calling off the wedding because your balls got swollen from the Covid vaccine is a great villain organ story.
I'd totally read that comic book.
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Nike is so late
Diana Taurasi gets her own PE colorway of the Nike LeBron NXXT Gen AMPD 🌞
Launching October 1st ($170)
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Having dinner at Cane's, family at table next to me, Dad brings food to the table, drops a chicken fingers basket in front of a 12ish y/o kid.
Kid yells "BREADED UP CHICKEN TITTTTAYS"
Mom gives Dad death glare, Dad's face was combo of shock/not wanting to give an anatomy lesson.
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@DanaSchwartzzz
Bunny costume gags and Paul Walker driving were the only movies allowed to be released in 2001
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He loves Lindor so much, he just couldn't imagine playing sans Francisco
You could say Carlos Correa had a… *lowers glasses* short stop in San Francisco
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@jordancicchelli
Donna Kelce's casual, satisfied clapping next to her like "my work here is done"
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This is dumb on Gobert's part but Scott Foster is a corrupt hack so 🤷♂️
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@T_Cloud4
Hypothetically, if you showed up to the game in disguise, what's the worst that could happen?
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I assume half of these are going to be a long the lines of "DT put an elbow through my kidney and the foul got called on me"
I wanna know some of yall wnba welcome to the league stories lmaoooo.
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The fact that batters don't dookie in their pants twice per game is an accomplishment in and of itself
Emmanuel Clase with your standard 1st pitch 101mph Painted back door Cutter. 💀
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McDonald's All-American game all over again
Both Juju Watkins & Hannah Hidalgo just won their conference tournaments. This is surely gonna help us pick a side in Freshman of the Year choices 🫣🫣
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@lindacohn
Linda, respectfully, 7 straight gold medals, undefeated in Olympic competition since 2006, if that's not enough to get somebody to watch, but Caitlin Clark sitting on the bench and getting a few garbage time minutes is, then they're not interested in the game.
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Charles has had a week
She must have said a few extra words while waving the ref off. Cause no way it was just for that.
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Inspired by
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This is
@TheWilderThings
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Kate Middleton surfaces for the first time after surgery and wild conspiracy theories in new photos
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@CindyBrunsonAZ
It's wildly hypocritical for them to take issue with questioning the professionalism of your reporter while not seeming to comprehend or acknowledge their reporter questioning the professionalism of a player.
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@SubriaWhitaker
(I'm lazy and just using the fanatics site, they don't allow special characters, so forgive the crude nature of it 😭)
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@jj_redick
Naismith designed the game to be low contact, the high volume 3 pt shooting in the modern game is closer to his vision than the beat each other up in the paint style of the 90s
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yee yee yee
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What a time
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Finally some good news
This is Chase and his new little sister, Skittles. He was skeptical at first but then she started flying and that’s a nice change of pace for him. Both 13/10
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@phxsunz25
It's a bad answer that could've been a good one with some tweaking/adjustment.
The primary hurdle to that adjustment is largely generational & not being chronically online.
Someone should ask her if the tweets were letters & phone calls at the same volume, would her answer change
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Absolute perfection
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The line between first ballot and off the ballot should not be this thin
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Remember Bruce from Matilda? This is him now, feel old yet?
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child please
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@Ericasayscis
best fever player ever, and best fever rookie ever are not position specific discussions
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@EwdatsGROSS
He gave you space and bought you little treats here and there, it was a foolproof plan on his part.
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@itsBTerrell
An A'ja/Candace hybrid spending a season learning directly from both of them is kinda terrifying
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🎶Do you hear the people sing..🎶
To recap: The Mets gave up last year’s first-round pick for someone who is encouraging a revolt against the fans and will play a meaningless final month for the team before leaving as a free agent. Got it.
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@Starting9
The Oklahoma and Arkansas college baseball fanbases are rabid, and yet they legit can't watch any major league team within a 5-8 hour driving radius, it's insane.
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Big part of the discussion for:
Chiney over Odyssey in 2014
Allisha over Sykes in 2017
Phee over Arike in 2019
Crystal over Chennedy in 2020
when has ROTY ever been based on team standings lmfaoooooo
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@T_Cloud4
The amount of times I heard "AT is doing this without help" this season and I'm like
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Fun fact: The line
@T_Cloud4
put up today hasn't happened in a WNBA game since 2016, and of the six to ever do it, three (including Cloud) did it in a
@PhoenixMercury
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@lebatardshowfan
He read the talking points 😂
Talking points from Katie Britt team on how to praise her rebuttal (which has yet to be delivered):
- Calling her "America's mom"
- Comparing her to Reagan - his Berlin speech + Shining City on a Hill
- Contrasting her with Biden on age and "relatability"
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I cried, I cried more, and I'm still crying
I’m so emotional for BG dawg!! So much pain but also pride behind those tears
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The only 500 steal/500 block player in W history.
And of the players who were close, none had her passing ability.
One of one in so many ways.
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@_Hornik_
Joe Smith's 2.88 ERA in the past decade would have been nice to have in the bullpen
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@SydJColson
Ruocco on the broadcast trying to explain it like
Period ahh. Period uhh. Period ahh. Period uhh. Period ahh. Period uhh. Period ahh. Period uhh.
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Thankfully for us, Alyssa Thomas is the best fullback in basketball
Refs giving major “play through it” energy for the USA/ Germany wbb game 😅🫣
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@Suns_Armband
Not as wild as trading for an average player with that kind of baggage and putting your fans in a position to consider cancelling their tickets.
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"Hi, can I get a Sausage McGriddle, and do you mind tossing a donut in there"
"You mean in the bag?"
"No, I mean in the McGriddle"
"In US locations by 2026, McDonald's is going to start selling Krispy Kreme Donuts … I understand the quality is going to take a little hit, but this is about ease and access. There are far more McDonald's than Krispy Kremes. This is an objectively good thing."
@mikegolicjr
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@BaileyCarlin
Narrow example, but cold pizza for breakfast can be as/more satisfying than hot pizza the night before
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Someone throwing Shade? Did someone Fudd up? Is everything KK? Are we all on the same Paige?
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