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Not affiliated with @barstoolsports or Rock Bridge High School. Fuck Hickman. #5OU7HSID3
Columbia, MO
Joined September 2017
Never before have we seen a picture threaten to sue us if we take one more step toward its Porsche
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Francis Howell football's search history is a little interesting today.
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LEAKED: Text messages between Blue Springs South and Rock Bridge head football coaches!
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New Nike jerseys: $100 each .The new Jeep that your step dad Derrick bought you: $27,000.Rockhurst tuition cost: $13,750 .Watching RB beat @GoHawklets on national TV: Priceless.
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Southside Forever💚💛💚💛.
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Thank you seniors, thank you fans, this year has been wonderful. We will never stop throwing shade #run573.
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RB athletics since ‘07 now has 37 state championships for every Hickman football win this year!! Congrats boys Swim&Dive! #OneWholeWin.
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***AMBER ALERT*** The Francis Howell Central offense and defense have gone missing, please DM us if you have any information.
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LEAKED: Text messages between Coach Conyers and Coach Vanatta before the game tonight
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In honor of Helias Week we’ll be taking it back a couple thousand years. First off here’s our official RB 10 Commandments #heLias #5OU7HSID3
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Yes there is coach, her name is @PaytonmccPayton
After Tuesday's win over crosstown foe Battle, Tolton girls basketball coach Curt Riley posed this question: Is there a better point guard in Columbia than Haleigh Berrey? Her 18 points, along with five 3s from Emily Gall, led the Trailblazers to victory:
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Seems like you guys have bigger problems on your hands than COD .
When you ask your mom for the new call of duty and she says wait till Christmas
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wait. Rockhurst and CBC, 2 private schools who are allowed to recruit and offer scholarships to kids outside of their district to play sports are in the State championship?! Who would’ve guessed?! #rigged.
CHAMPIONS! We win our second straight Class 6 Missouri State Championship with a 45-21 victory over Rockhurst! .Congratulations to Coach Scott Pingel, his staff and every Cadet. THANK YOU SENIORS! .#CBCStrongerThanEver.
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Logging out, thank you RB. The account has fallen into greater hands and there will be many more laughs next year . #N95 #huckfickman.
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Goodbye everyone. it’s been a great 2 years. #hUCKFICKMAN.#hICKMANHASCOVID. (ps. suck it admin)
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imagine driving all the way from st. louis to lose by 88 points.
Final: Rock Bridge Girls Basketball defeats Vashon 97-9. Bruins improve to 3-1 on the year. Next up: Rock Bridge takes on Nettleton (AR) on Saturday, December 15 in the Route 66 Shootout in Waynesville.
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hey @BattleBarstool there’s a reason your coach left for HALLSVILLE. (p.s. you’d still probably lose to Hallsville)
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an absolute monster.
Fun fact: Carolyn Ford is the first freshman to win the Class 4 girls race in state history!
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did u guys just get beat 39-8 by a team that was 0-4?!!😂😂😂😂. put your big boy pants on and quit bragging about beating a couple nobodies #5OU7HSID3.
At least our football team has won a game.
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WHO’S OVERRATED?? @BattleBarstool.
Rock Bridge Boys Basketball wins their 4th straight District Championship and improves to 23-3 on the year. Next up: the Bruins take on Ozark in the Sectional game on Wednesday at 7:45 pm at Camdenton HS.
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Sure is nice being the best team in our city. Enjoy your thrashing next week and walking away with nothing❤️
If your season isn’t over raise your hand🙋♂️🙋♂️ #LetsGetFunky
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This just in: after emergency room visit+ review of game footage doctors have confirmed, all refs from the game do have cataracts #prayersup.
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Congrats to the Blue Springs South MVPs! Ref O, Ref M, and Ref R barely nudges out Ref L for the final spot. Great game!!.
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RB is the Alabama Football of Missouri Girls Class 2 Tennis, congrats to our benevolent god Coach Loeb.
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Please pass amendment 2 no matter what happens tonight 🙏.
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seems as if the hickman offense joined in on the camo theme as well because they were nowhere to be found tonight #5OU7HSID3.
Tomorrow night hickman vs rockbridge football!!! @ 7 @ rockbridge everyone be there! Theme is camo #bearhuntin.
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All those pre-ordered emergency rooms are coming in handy. Lots of choking victims in the STL area tonight #dubs.
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Too Bad your poor farmer parents can’t buy your team a win🥲
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since we’re throwing out stats. RB football alone now has more D1 commits than hickman football has wins this season #5OU7HSID3.
Rockbridge is 0 for 2 against Hickman . this week.
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Welcome home @PeatNathaniel.
#Mizzou football officially announces the addition of former @rbhsbruinbear star Nate Peat.
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PSA: If you are sliding to football games because you think it’s social hour please don’t sit in the student section it’s so embarrassing! Top 15 team in the state and our fan base looks like it should be Smith Cotton’s. STEP THAT SHIT UP OR DONT COME. #MOB.
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Bruins come in at No. 1 in the state!!!!!.
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Ohhh congrats to your grandpas! Must’ve taken a lot of hard work. Too bad you guys could never get it done.
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♥️♥️♥️.
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Ben Loeb has more state championships than he has hair. And he still has a decent head of hair #loebdynasty.
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Looks like smooth sailing over at hickman! This video showcases the good team work and also Kewpie teammates being happy with each others success!! Good stuff @CoachConyers19 !! #EataDickman #0-3
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Revenge game😈 @RBboysball takes on that ugly naked baby school up north in the District Semis. At 8pm at Blue Springs #huckfickman.
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#WelcomeToRockhurst where when we get tackled we yell “my daddy will be hearing about this!”.
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Missouri will be in the market for a new offensive coordinator. Josh Heupel is UCF's new HC.
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Roads are brutal, cancel the next 3 weeks I’ve seen enough.
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We are now 8-1 against @BattleBarstool and 9-2 against @DawgPoundOrder in all varsity sports this year. Just in case you wanted to know what it really means to #RUN573.
Final Score: Rock Bridge 59 Battle 54.#RockBridgeRocks.
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hey @DawgPoundOrder this is your one chance to see a player commit to a D1 school this year. don’t miss it!!.
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The kewpies also don’t have a season anymore. Heard it was a rough day. Too soon? Have a great summer!.
As the regular season came to a close tonight for @Kewpiebaseball they took another victory over Fatima 4-0. One take away from tonight is that the kewpies continue to do what Rock bridge can’t @RBarstool.
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STATE BOUND LETS GOOOOO. NOT DONE YET #REPROCKBRIDGE.
FINAL: @RbhsGirlsoccer advances to the Final Four with a 3-1 win over @KickapooSoccer! 30 seconds after Vanessa Maturey scored to make it 2-1, RB’s Ayan Omar fired a left-footed screamer to make it 3-1! See highlights of RB GK Kaiden Schnake’s unreal performance on @KOMUsports!
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why didn’t u guys come? we couldnt see any of u there. we won btw.
GAMEDAY!!!! Boys basketball plays Rockbridge @ hickman tonight! Theme is camo!!! See you there.
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GAMEDAYYY!!! Expecting 504 yards and 4 touchdowns from the man @Brady_D_2_ tonight. #BradyChainz
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I love when we don’t play the number 1 quarterback in the state, and the 12th best player in the state. Can we get an explanation?
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makes sense #HuckFickman.
Fun fact: Not only is @ClaireCMC a proud @Mizzou Tiger—she’s also a @HickmanHS Kewpie! #MizzouMade 🐯👶
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POV: you see the hICkmAn basketball team walk in the gym. COUNTDOWN TILL TIP STARTS NOW!!!! PACK THE BRIDGE⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️ remember who your daddy is?
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Run up the votes on hickman like we ran up the points in football
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109 yards on 22 carries, 1 win, and a commitment to the #7 team in the NCAA. how was your RB’s night?🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 #5OU7HSID3.
@RBarstool What was his stat line? 🤨.
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The art of Stl recruiting needs to be studied. Let’s get a check on how far each of these kids have to drive to school each day please!.
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