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100% behind Vinicius Jr no matter what the cucks on Twitter say
We actual fans at the Bernabeu know the truth.
Pinned until further notice.
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“Aura” is getting massively overused on Twitter
There is no aura here
He has the “i smell of weed and play Xbox all day” vibe if anything
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Bayer Leverkusen join the likes of Leicester, Montpellier, Stuttgart, Wolfsburg, Lille, Deportivo La Coruña and Sampdoria in having a league record at least as good as Liverpool’s in the last 35 years
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Though not an EU member, Switzerland🇨🇭has just voted 63-37% in a referendum to RETAIN freedom of movement with the EU
Turns out normal people cherish the right to work, learn live and love across the whole continent
Doh
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So as a UK citizen in Spain who should I believe? The daily express readers who say im not allowed a vaccine in Spain, or my own eyes when they actually rammed a Moderna in me? 🤷🏿♂️🇪🇸
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Twitter is an app where Zidane With 2 Ligas 3 UCL is a sh1t manager
But where paragraphs are written about how good De Zerbi is with one 6th place finish and a Ukrainian Charity Shield
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Whatever happened to the story of Priti Patel’s 70k spend on her/her department’s eyebrows?
Went away abit easily that
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Spain offers citizenship to citizens of its former colonies after only 2 years
England tries to deport them after 60 years
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Been a brexiter for less than 24 hours and ALREADY started fücking up his there and their 😂🇬🇧💩
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Who here was the first/only in their family to go to university?
I am
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Ive never seen an american rightwinger with a UK flag in their bio
Yet every UK rightwinger has a USA flag in their bio
This unrequited grovelling is NOT patriotic gammons
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How long until Liz Truss starts talking up the potential benefits of a trade deal with the Taliban?
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@AndyMitten
What is "looks happy"?
Real Madrid doesn't work for footballers. Footballers work for Real Madrid.
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What do English journalists mean by “Europe-style lockdowns”?
Cos I live in Spain and there hasn’t been a national lockdown since June 2020 🤷🏿♂️
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Hi
@Tebasjavier
@LaLiga
@valenciacf
@realmadrid
I know it’s bard for you to identify just who is the racist. So here’s some help.
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Ive never personally met a spaniard who thinks any other Spaniard deserves to go hungry or that people going hungry is part of some greater political good
This pro-malnourishment ideology seems to be, infact, a uniquely English thing
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For those who "Love Europe hate the EU" - what do you love about Europe? You never did specify
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Twitter has gone from making fun of Toni Kroos to complaining that England don’t have a Toni Kroos, in 48 hours
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Only in the bizarre world of the daily express could the world’s 14th largest economy depend on 0.2% of its population, a large portion of which earn *less* than 21,000 a year 😂
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What theyre NOT telling you:
They built their homes without planning permission
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Angered her. Is there some wider electoral lesson to be learned here? Not sure. Are there others like her? Probably. Do I think any of this made voting Leave a good idea? Fk no. I don't. I have decided to share this anyway, though. Make of it what you will. Ty.
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Why do Commonwealth-loving Brexiters always have some combination of 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇳🇿🇦🇺in their bio
But never 🇧🇩🇳🇬🇵🇰 Or 🇬🇭?
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England constructed an entire football-NATO against Real Madrid
And still lost. Twice.
Jude. Kylian
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Doesnt he just wanna finish in the top 4?
🗣️ Arda Güler: “I want to become the first Turkish football player to win the Champions League.”
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It is clear the English do not care if they are asylum seekers or not, do not care if theyve actually been persecuted or not, do not care if they have a case at law or not
Theyre just foreign and different and they don't like that. English society is in a truly nasty place
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90% of man city fans are too young to know where they came from
90% of the world population has never sat in front of a TV to watch ONE La Liga game of Real Madrid except the over glorified El Clasico.
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Seeing the way dudes like Harry Maguire, Mason Mount and Ramsdale use social media and/or their family to lash out and resist accountability
Makes me thing of Camavinga. Age 19 he had Carlo Ancelotti AND Didier Deschamps publicly 💩ing on him
Not a word from player or family
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Brexiters have spent last week trying to stoke anti-France sentiment
But it won't work. France is a beautiful country with great people, great culture, and unlike depressing Little England, enlightened leadership and strong institutions
Support 🇫🇷 against lil england 100%
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Spain’s prime minister was an economics professor
Germany’s Chancellor was a scientist
What did the head of gov in your country of residence do before politics?
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Do you think Sharon’s grandparents enjoyed life under Franco?
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@marioo3s
We appreciate what ancelotti has done and when he leaves there will always be a guest seat for him in the VIP box
When he leaves. And he will leave.
Managers come and go. But the club remains.
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The Prem did everything
The marketing, the “top 4” became “top 6”, will soon be “top 8”
The framing of EVERY Prem game as a UCL final, the praise of EVERY Prem team as just FANTASTICAL
Yet… for the 2nd summer in a row, the most-demanded player will move to Real Madrid
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Are no barca fans embarrassed by the standard of discourse, quality of aggregators, and the type of personalities surrounding the club?
Forget that im a real madrid fan, something about your club doesnt appeal to me as a general adult human male. AT ALL.
Journalist Gerard Romero dresses up as a tiger to watch today's game, supporting Vitor Roque 'Tigrinho', who is suspended.
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How can we get it into people's damn heads that foreign aid is NOT charity?
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Jude Bellingham’s pichichi: GONE
Lunin’s Wembley start: GONE
Real Madrid’s defensive record: GONE
Arda Guler’s PR: GONE
What an hour of football Eder m8. Fucking hell lol you’re a real weapon
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Why are brexiters mad at the EU for suspending AZ and not approving it for over 65s, but are NOT mad at the USA, who seem to have shunned the AstraZeneca vaccine altogether?
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Btw
Man City are at peak-Pep. End-game Pep. They are at max-tuning.
Real Madrid meanwhile are still figuring out the finer details of their Vinicius-to-Benzema, Modric-to-Fede, Camavinga-era transition
Still KO’d them 2 outta 3 times
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Anyone else
“Club sign player for €X. ✅ Deal”
Real Madrid
“Real Madrid sign player for €X, plus taxes, plus travel expenses, plus indemnity, plus admin fees, plus church tithe, plus commissions, plus unpaid World War 1 damages plus slavery reparations. He chose Madrid”
Real Madrid and Fenerbahçe are now checking documents and contracts of the final, formal proposal. ⚪️⏳🇹🇷
€20m guaranteed fee, extra add-ons package, taxes and VAT — then also separate commission on player side.
It’s final step for Madrid then time to plan for Arda’s travel.
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Casemiro is not “signing of the season” in England.
No no
He is the best player in England. Outright. Full-stop. End of story.
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I’m frequently amazed at the confidence with which brexiters speak or type about things they know literally nothing about.
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Ive never actually met a "young conservative" irl. Are they as pretentious and vacuous in person as they are on twitter?
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Von Der Leyen is a mother of 7 (and knows all their names) a qualified medical doctor, speaks 5 languages, is the first female Germany defence minister, and the first female EU commissioner.
Boris Johnson is a game show host who got sacked by the Telegraph
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Why do brexiters assume any British emigrant will return to the UK for healthcare? As if there's no healthcare in mainland Europe and we're all hobbling around
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If Brexiters like the USA so much why don't they go live there?
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Zinedine Zidane and Carlo Ancelotti have 7 UCL between them yet remain grounded and modest in every presser
Ange Postecoglu, Erik Ten Hag and Roberto De Zerbi have nothing in Europe and frequently lose by 3+ goals. Yet they are absolutely RADIATING smug arrogance everytime
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Sam Wallace clearly has such a grudge against Madrid that his journalistic integrity can not be trusted
A screenshot dump
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Something abit creepy about the string of middle-to-old aged bluetick gammon men lining up to give their takes on tampons and tampon taxes
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There wouldnt have even been a final, but for Rodrygo. We were dead in this game, Simeone had snookered us
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Glaring omission from Telegraph on jobs, vast majority of Spanish vacancies are reserved for EU citizen candidates
Gammongraph dishonest about their precious brexit til the very end.
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🗣️ Rodrygo: “Karim’s departure? Now me & Viní Jr must take a step forward and score the goals Karim scored.”
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Empire update
Garner Camavinga pivot in 22/23. Ole is building an empire. I can sense it 😉
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The decision against Shamima Begum basically downgrades the citizenship of every minority in Britain
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Rodrygo, 22, has given Real Madrid MUCH MORE than what Rashford, 25, has given Man United
He gave us a UCL final in 60 seconds, he gave us 2 league titles, he gave us the cup with a brace.
And Rashford?
@siegfriedsmax
@UnofficialPund1
Mf they have Rodrygo stinking the pitch 80% of time but they’re still offering him new contract mf. Rashford with world class player and not bum like Fernandez, Shaw, Maguire and finished Varane will actually hit different.
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Confirming the chants of “mono”: me, my iPhone, Thibault Courtois, Carlo Ancelotti, Justin Kluivert, Luis Gaya and Lucas Vazquez
Denying the chants of mono: Random Valencia fans, Rakesh in Chennai, Filberto in Guatemala,
@BrandonCuler4Lyf
from Delaware.
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My UK passport goin straight in the toilet the day I can get a Spanish one. God.
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According to Jacob Rees-Mogg
There’s only 49 years 4 months and 2 days until we start to feel the benefits of Brexit 😃
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@_LFCJames_
@DaveKnowsBestt
@atymcfc
Hi. Real madrid fan here. Weve put you in the bin in not 1 but 2 CL finals
Your “rivalry” with city is absolutely cringeworthy
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@TransfersIntel
@andersoonx_
@sportbible
"football is about everything except actually playing football"
Lol absolutely daft from you
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Brexit is the greatest ever argument in favour of voter IQ tests.
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Why doesnt the media talk more often about that time Stanley Johnson beat his wife and broke her nose?
Presenting men like him as teddy bears, loveable rogues or socially clumsy mavericks is a British disease
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Marcelo, Real Madrid’s most decorated player, is overrated
Enzo Fernandez, averaging about 4 wins per calendar year in the Prem, is being unfairly demonised tho
Fucking Twitter LOL
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Real Madrid replaced CR7 with nobody. The team fell off.
Real Madrid’s fans withheld their money until the quality of product on offer was restored.
Real Madrid then spent €300million and won the league
This is football support in action.
@QuislingT
@samurainews5
@FergieFormula
@HolaSami17
This was in 18/19. only 30.000 went to that La Liga game. Soulless
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Today on Twitter: A Brexit voter realises that he might just have voted against his own professional interests
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Its been barely a month
TalkSPORT has touched a whole generation
@LeVraiJusticier
@WilcoFtbl
If Liverpool were in laliga Nunez would have 35-40 goals and 20+ assists. And Liverpool would have won it by march.Don’t like to yourself
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After a weekend laughing at ‘deported’-gammon, worth finally noting some stuff
1)spains post-brexit residence system is NOT draconian, most of us didn’t have to apply for a new status
2)most 🇬🇧In🇪🇸DONT support brexit
3)most 🇬🇧In🇪🇸 ARENT retirees
4)🇪🇸Is a great place to live
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“Zidane doesn’t accept challenges”
Zidane walked back into this Ronaldo-less, washed Real Madrid and won us La Liga
Pep meanwhile won’t dare go to a 2nd place Barca
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I've decided to move back to Sevilla at the next opportunity (likely late-summer 2021).
I did not have to ask, apply or file for anything, nor prove anything. It is a unilateral decision.
Every UK national used to be able to do this in Europe until racists got involved
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In all if this I just realised it’s MikeLuhg’s first league title in over a decade 😂
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Im in a handful of "expat" Facebook groups and they seem to be full of English people age 25-35 asking for recommendations, because theyre "moving to Spain next summer/autumn, in the new year"
Poor saps, who's gonna tell em?
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Brexiters are currently getting excited about Egyptian oranges. Because their lives are interesting like that.
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Redwall Tory voters are wãnkers.
There I said it.
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0 philosophies
0 playing styles
0 fucks about "xG", "pressures per 90" or "progressive carries"
9 UEFA Champions League titles
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Seriously tho, name something more tacky in both concept and likely execution a "festival of brexit"
You cant, can ya?
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A lot of remainers decry loss of FoM
And a lot of brexiters say “if you don’t like it move to the EU”
So, curious: do/did you plan on moving to the Eu?
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@mrjamesob
Where are they being radicalised?
We need to put eyes and ears in churches, football stadiums and Wetherspoons pubs to see what’s being taught there!
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Football isnt a sport to these people, its eastenders, its love island, its big brother
Marcus Rashford season-wise stats,
19/20 : 31 G/A
20/21 : 34 G/A
2021 : Breaks up with Lucia
21/22 : 7 G/A
2022 : Reunites with Lucia
22/23 : 39 G/A
2023 : Breaks up with Lucia
23/24 : 4 G/A
Now : Reunites with Lucia.
I see a pattern here.
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So what do we call people
From kent now?
Kentish?
Kentch?
Kentonese?
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If endrick finished his career with only 250 goals and a 75% loss rate in European finals we’d all be so disappointed tbh
"Endrick this endrick that"
Rooney at 18 against Zidane's france
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in other news, spains prime minister has frozen his own salary and that of his deputy PM, and all spanish MPs
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A team managed by a coach with 2 doping convictions hasn’t even broken a sweat after 100 mins of midweek football
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@The_EnigmaTsd
@akshansh0605
@BuickRaider
@utdAdams
@UtdRamii
Kroos is a good footballer, first and foremost
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Reminder that half of England literally hates Prince Harry for no other reason than having married a black woman.
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Manchester United fans call Real Madrid fans ungrateful
Yet they blamed their sh1t season on LEGEND CR7, and have already erased Varane from their desired lineup in favour of Maguire💩 and 2 players who haven’t arrived yet
At least RM hold all players to EQUAL demands.
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Anthony martial has less career goals than Sergio Ramos, a CB
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It’s amazing that some Brits think British nationals prep up Spain’s economy. 0.8% of the population, almost entirely found in the bottom 60% of earners, prepping up a large European economy with Carling imports and egg and chips 😂
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Brits living in Spain or France. According to the Daily Express (lol) we are being persecuted. What has been YOUR experience?
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