Kimberly Anne, Sd Bch 🥀
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Unfriendly Black Hottie. Sarcastic Wench. Nap Enthusiast. Messy room. Great rack. | Wit & charm are overrated.
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That thing where you’re convinced you’re both the hottest and least attractive person alive so when he asks “Whose pussy is this,” you moan out Schrödinger
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I thought I had steeled myself to whatever horror the niece’s name would be, and I was... so unprepared and so wrong.
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OP: *does a ton of incredibly sexist sh!t*
Also OP: i’M nOt SeXiSt HoW dArE yOu! I just think my son’s hobbies are inherently more valuable so he should freeload off us while my daughter does girly stuff like sing, dance, and by extension of logic, all domestic chores.
YTA.
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I love how Jorts is a total Wife Guy™️
Each paw is so different. She’s such a fascinating mystery 😻
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This is the epitome of play raggedy games, win raggedy prizes. If boyfriend wants to dish it he needs to be able to take it. Walked straight into that.
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@AITA_reddit
Working from home =/= sitting on your azz all day twiddling your thumbs. It sounds like she also has a tiring and demanding schedule, in addition to all the housework you refuse to help with. No one “has time” for chores, or even wants to do them but that’s life.
YTA and grow up
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Me reading the edit, where she breaks up with him.
Definitely NTA and good on you for putting him in his place.
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Still gonna pick this apart.
•”She had severe depression which I think explains her choice in outfit.”
1. Fvck you. 2. All my friends whose brains actually normally produce seretonin (wow what a concept) LOVE comics and superhero stuff, you judgmental, bitter b.
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@redditships
“its not often you find a pretty girl who likes games”
Honestly, dump him based on that alone.
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Gillette: Hey let’s break the cycle, and be good people and role models for a better future.
#GilletteAd
Fragile Men:
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Also maybe the cat just got in there on its own??
What an extreme measure for a solvable problem. Anyway, only one option now. I hope she can get the cat back.
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YTA, you don’t fvcking trick people into taking substances. What the fvck. Way over the line.
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Ru: And the winner is... Ala--
Me:
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#TeamKatya
#AllStars
#AllStars2
#DragRace
@RuPaulsDragRace
@katya_zamo
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What — and I cannot emphasize this enough — the fvck. What fresh ableist hell is this?
You can’t just dangle her ability to hear in front of her like a carrot on a stick. This is sickening. Yes, YTA.
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@redditships
Okay kiddo you’re like one step into adulthood so you got dazzled by her doing normal adult things. That doesn’t make her not a liar and cheater.
Also bro if you think she’s “old” then case in point, you’re too young for her. Go, and stick to the rivers and lakes you’re used to.
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“My girlfriend was flirting with me and I decided that would be a good time to neg the sh¡t out of her. AITA?”
Yes. For the love of god, yes YTA.
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Newsflash: Tampons *are* regular feminine hygiene products and the only one sexualizing them are you. Also BC is perfectly normal to help with regulating certain period issues that regular pain killers can’t.
I hate OP.
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@redditships
“My girlfriend is a successful business owner but it’s preventing me from proposing because it offends my sexually-restrictive sensibilities, and probably my masculinity while we’re at it.”
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@AITA_reddit
YTA. Do your own laundry or at least have a shred of accountability for your own things.
“If this were a job...” mf it’s not, but being around you sure sounds like a chore. 😒
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Also lol @ “hold it in,” bleed on everything he owns for that and the transphobia.
How shocking he doesn’t understand how periods work. 😒
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Me when he called 31 old, and then remembering that’s not the actual issue here.
Like I know he totally got manipulated but OUCH, damn.
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I will find this dude and mvrder him myself. What the *actual* fvck? 🤬
The cat has literally been in her life longer than him and he just gave it away?! What is it with sh¡tty partners and pets this week?
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YES YTA.
1. Even if she got the scan it could have been wrong
2. Gender is a mf spectrum
3. She explicitly said get gender neutral gifts
4. She was going to have a complicated birth, let her deliver in peace
5. You still have a healthy nephew
“Fell pregnant” is hilarious tho
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NTA, but YTBadass. This is the women in STEM content I’m here for.
Bonus points for major “be gay, do crimes” energy.
11/10 post, would recommend.
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Her: This is a new relationship...
Me: Great, call it now, because the answer is probably dump him.
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What if…?
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Based on the title, trying to figure out if OP hijacked the first dance to make out with a dude and a chick, couldn’t sit straight in their chair, or wore cuffed pants.
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@ProfessorBLove
@ElegantBW
They also did a tribute to Colin Kaepernick on one of their tours, when they played Champion ✊🏾
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Reading the alt text on Jorts photos is my second favorite thing to do on this bird app, right after looking at Jorts photos
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The ongoing war between crappy partners and pets rages on, I see. NTA. Save the dog, that’s explicitly what the money is for.
While it does suck that she was laid off, it also would have cost nothing for her to keep her “let your dog die” opinions to herself.
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Lol this man is jobless and scamming a sick teenager out a video game console at his big age and he has the nerve to try to come for how OP spends her money?
I guarantee you he would not have complained about the paid-for rent if the Xbox was for him. 🙄
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Look I’m not exactly a fan of the man bun — except if, like, Jason Momoa is rocking one — but it’s completely bull to fire someone on the basis that their hair is “unprofessional.”
As a black woman, I doubly find this BS since usually we’re on the receiving end of this convo. 🚮
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@redditships
Title 🚩
First sentence 🚩
Every following sentence 🚩
He invaded your privacy, violated your trust, and sabotaged your friendship for absolutely no reason. Dump this dude, he’s possessive and manipulative and that’s only going to get worse.
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YTA. Ivys are admittedly overrated — esp Harvard but that’s another convo — but if it’s her dream school and she’s taking it upon her self to put herself through it’s not fair to stop her.
Also keeping her around bc you want her to lowkey parent her sister doesn’t sit right.
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“She wants to be able to do things she likes and I want that too, as long as it doesn’t conflict with what *I* want. You know, the husband whose body this isn’t going on.”
Yeet him into the sun and dye your hair as boldly and as much as you want.
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Dude. Just because you use 20-in-1 body wash doesn’t mean she has to. It’s her money and her body.
YTA for not only tampering with her products — what if she had an allergy?? — but also throwing out her shampoo; it doesn’t even matter how much was left.
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NTA Kudos to this guy on figuring out a way to somehow make landlords worse than they already are.
Total creep and I hope OP can find a new place. Fast.
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•”She even had a job as a librarian assistant, which shocked me that she’d go out of her way to dress like a kid.”
Yeah no, as someone who’s worked in multiple libraries, the outfit tracks.
Books are friggin portals to other worlds, ya dingus.
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On today’s episode of Past Trauma Doesn’t Mean You Can Do Trash Things To Other People...
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So after seeing the last comment I decided to see where the woman in this meme that I butchered to match this post is from... and it’s Utah 💀 💀 💀
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@redditships
Ah yes the partner who won’t be accountable or apologize after doing something objectively wrong, and instead deflects to shift the blame. I’m quite familiar with that one.
I hope he can feasibly get away from her.
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There’s a big difference between “going through something” and having a complete abusive meltdown over your partner watching some porn. Boyfriend absolutely needs to seek therapy and be dumped.
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NOW I CAN USE MY “IF THE LOUBOUTIN” FITS JOKE!
The mom deserved that. She’s classist, not realizing that the myth that money somehow makes you inherently better than people makes you classless. Gross.
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Tyler: What’s your favorite thing about [Colleen]?
Matt: I’ve never seen her get upset
Me, remembering the *numerous* times this man has made this woman cry:
#LoveIsBlind
#LoveIsBlind3
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Sarah is the worst but honestly I got distracted halfway through — from a story about penis, no less — and yelled at my phone “NO YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE STILL HAD THE PARTY!!! IRRESPONSIBLE AND RECKLESS!!”
In this pandemic?! No ma’am.
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Also glaringly telling absense of women of color, just for that extra oomph.
Not that I’d want to get dragged into this, but also not surprised.
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@PopBase
Imagine being pathetic enough to try to dunk on a teenager twice in one day and failing this miserably both times
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“My SO is my ex-bf’s dad...”
Oh noooo. 😐 That said I need the trash origin story of this relationship right now.
And let me guess, her and her ex broke up 2 years ago? Yikes.
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That said, WHO DOESN’T GET EXCITED OVER BABY DUCKS?!
Even my heartless azz would enjoy tf out of seeking some cute, fuzzy little bundles of quack. I can only assume OP’s inner monologue is the cat.
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I hope the girlfriend keeps working out, powered by pure spite and eventually becomes strong enough to yeet him into the sun. Literally. All 93 million miles.
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While I’m usually also in camp Men are Trash, OP is totally right. Daughter did a very messed up thing and it’s completely wrong to spin it otherwise, play victim, or turn it to Adam’s “manhood” — gross — assuming his understanding is what actually happened.
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So let me get this straight, she can only support you and no one else? Otherwise it hurts your feefees? Wow that’s toxic *and* pathetic.
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5-10k on a ring is money conscious??? Lol diamonds are a scam and I’m glad us millennials are putting the industry in the ground where it belongs.
Chain restaurants, you’re next
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YTA and when it comes to your son it sounds like the turd didn’t fall far from the 🍑 🕳.
He’s a grown-ass man who can make his own decisions, firstly, though apparently you raised him not to. It’s his marriage and his child, that he clearly isn’t ready for.
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“I want her to look like her.”
If she’s presenting herself in the way she wants to, she *does* look like her. Jackäss.
Also imagine hating someone’s tattoos and then constantly whining about it. I hope she divorces him.
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I just said “are you fucking kidding me” out loud.
My personal feelings about this branding aside, OP is still 100% TA and the barista (?) was just doing her job the way she was almost certainly instructed to do.
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Girlfriend: *expresses frustration over her country being confused with a whole-ass other country*
Parents: She has a tendency to get very offended over things.
Girlfriend: *doesn’t stick with trying to speak German*
Parents: *ENRAGED SCREECHING*
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What is it with these dads holding their eight-year-olds to unreasonable standards of maturity? Jeez. YTA
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Also way to make a sweeping generalization about men in the delivery room. 😒
I know a guy who maintains that the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen? His children being born. Some father’s can’t even be there right now but want to. Ya son is raggedy for not even *trying*.
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This is almost as funny as my ex who texted me today saying he was in the hospital with COVID-19.
YTA and you fücking suck.
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Even her benign pranks sound annoying af but this one def crossed the line. You don’t steal someone’s medication, gaslight them into thinking they lost it, make them relive a trauma you KNOW they have & say “Gotcha!”
She is the worst. Can he kick her out? Idc about the pandemic.
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Me: Yeah I’m gonna crush Spongebob trivia
@hqtrivia
tonight: yEaH i’M gOnNa CrUsH sPoNgEbOB tRiViA
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@redditships
Redditship posters: *does something stupid that would make their relationship implode*
Redditship posters when the implosion happens:
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Bro you can’t put kindness coins into people and hope sex falls out, which I think you understand in theory but not in practice.
Please sincerely apologize — unobtrusively —and then give this poor woman her space. If you care for her, respect 👏🏽 her 👏🏽 boundaries.👏🏽 All of them.
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That said, I do love the visual of the tiny-ass man bun of spite.
Good for that dude and I hope he gets a better job and boss in the near future.
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Ah yes the ol “she’s only into women until the right man comes along” bs, because even fictional women can only be happily ever with a man. 🙄
How fragile.
Break his heart and his bones.
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SEE EVEN JORTS WASHES HIS LEGS, BE LIKE JORTS AND JOIN THE MARCH FOR WORKERS RIGHTS WITH SCRUBBED LIMBS
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Side note: I’ve seen the aftermath of what happens when a bf locks a gf out of the apartment and they still stay together — sup mom and dad — and it’s not pretty.
Silver lining, I came out of it and you all now get to enjoy my snappy commentary here I guess?
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“Loosely based on a girl I hooked up with my freshman year”
“the only hot girl in class”
“cunnilingus descriptions gratuitous”
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Apart from the whole fvcking his dad thing, it doesn’t sit right with me that she’s been living with him all of 5 minutes and guts the ex’s room. I mean at least she told him first but still getting crappy stepmother vibes from this.
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Me, reading: Ok but did she use transitions?
OP: “there were little transitions”
Me: Okay but what about exit effects?
OP: “sometimes they faded into each other... Ferris-wheel like motion”
Me: 💀
This was everything I wanted. Doing this with my own nudes, PLUS music.
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@ThiccNThriving
@LeeDawsonPT
“Charisma. Uniqueness. Nerrrrve. Talent. What do these qualities have in common? I don’t know. I’m not a scientist.”
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1. Dating women doesn’t mean you understand them and maybe definitely don’t do that if you think this
2. Don’t share nude pictures of people without consent, sexual or not!! Jesus.
Something tells me OP has been in a lifelong battle with common sense, and is losing.
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OP: I wasn’t told about the wedding but we talk daily.
Me: Shady but okay.
OP: Btw I’m pregnant with his baby
Me:
The more I’m reading this groom is the biggest ah in all this tbh.
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I completely lost it at “Are you Japanese?” “You are correct.” 💀
*sigh* Of course.
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“Ignored her white nonsense” 😌
“I was able to find her address in my GPS and paid her a visit” 😟
SIR. Racism should be shut down, yes, but this ain’t it.
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I mean that would admittedly get on my last nerve too. TA for snapping, but I get it.
Y’all clearly aren’t compatible, an issue that needs to be addressed. It’s only going to get worse and you’re going to increasingly resent her for who she is as a person. Not fair and no bueno.
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