I know this is something I tweet about a lot but next Saturday we’re doing a gig and there’s a band of 18 year olds who all have more facial hair than I’ve ever grown and I am 24! I shave literally once a month

I literally forget people can hear my bass when I play because I never can hear myself

sad basil sprig

@jpegazzy He’s literally ripping off @oliveoilslag as well she did this like a year ago smh

@2_sneezy real shit

@caterpillarmilk I’ll keep it real, it’s a lovley photo , endearing, but not quite a slay. You are hitting that Balkan pose I can’t lie

what is a professional sounding email I can use for a LinkedIn account

Love my girlfriend so much I’m literally crying my eyes out because I can’t be with her rn

@ArchibaldNips @r0zc0re that’s acc love though, so cute I love you

@oliveoilslag I would never do such a thing to a lady so sexy🙏

I am 25 next year so I will be making money by then, if not then I’m becoming a wasteaway musician until 40

nuts coffee mr max

If I don’t get three more likes on this I’ll kms so it’s down to u loyal followers

this was how I felt when I took too many shrooms while working the bar this new years and mother fuckers were coming up asking for four ‘espresso chintzinis’ pingjng their nuts off at 3am

@r0zc0re still low-key goes hard tho

@2_sneezy Hard

@r0zc0re the room goes hard

@2_sneezy Let’s go together tomorrow !