tonictl
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here 2 joke & complain to companies, my wrists are TAUT. If I'm too noisy, have your admin or moderator deactivate me and I'll stop posting.
Beast Boston
Joined June 2008
my social credit score got dinged because i make edgy jokes and posted about becoming radicalized lmao
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what tone would make these robodialers hang up immediately so i can have my voicemail greeting start with a few seconds of it
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@itslinklauren he looks like an undercover trying to play a sleazy low-level mafia goon from several decades ago but no one's buying it
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i like this ad. i learned a little just reading the course description. never really considered drive trains connecting to a propeller
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i am in and now i need to make a video on how to get in without power because i found fifty billion other people online with the same problem who all ended up supplying power elsewhere to get it to open
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@deloware_pointl only if they're employed as a "bank teller" as then it's their job to tell you about banking, and if they can't you have to be awarded the money
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@prodfulcrum i thought they were commenting on all the bud left in there, most smoke it down to the filter
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too funny
my tranny won't shift into second from first and while i don't think i have a leak i learned today that mercedes does not include a dipstick for the tranny fluid and you need to get a separate tool
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sure would be a shame if a certain pig of the earth were to go blind.................
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i ate three raw ghost peppers and 76 grilled habaneros which lead to the most painful 36 hours of my life. won the contest and didn't go to the hospital though :D
In 2016, a man ate a ghost pepper in a contest, but even a burger and six glasses of water couldn’t ease the burning. Intense vomiting tore a 2.5 cm hole in his esophagus, landing him in the hospital. After 23 days, he was discharged with a gastric tube for direct feeding.
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cocaine is a really cool name for a koala
In 2019, London accountant Darren Carvill, after years of workplace bullying, decided to "go out with a bang" by stealing £170,000 from his employer. He spent it all in a single weekend on prostitutes and cocaine.
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