Secretarybird
@Queenonehigh
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No beef, just distance, silence and self respect. ☘️💚
Joined March 2023
Peahen (female peacock): “Everyone’s looking at the peacock showing off, but trust me, we’re the real queens around here.”☺️
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Robin: “We sing sweetly at dawn because we’re morning people… but come afternoon? We’re napping like the rest of you.”😴
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Kiwi:“We don’t fly, we don’t sing, and we’re nocturnal. Basically, we’re birds who thought, ‘Let’s keep it chill.🧘🏽♀️
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Turkey:“Everyone laughs at our gobbling until Thanksgiving rolls around. Then it’s deadly serious.”🥲
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Eagle: “I don’t need to sing. When you look this majestic, silence does all the talking.”😎
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Woodpecker:“You call it annoying, I call it percussion practice. Some birds just have rhythm!”😌
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Pigeon:“Our life goal is simple: look for bread, dodge cars, and poop strategically.”😄
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Duck:“We don’t just quack; we gossip. If you hear us, just know we’re talking about you.”😅
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Flamingo:“We stand on one leg not to look graceful, but because we’re indecisive. Left leg? Right leg? It’s exhausting!”🥲
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Canary:“Sure, we sing all day in cages. But that’s just our coping mechanism. Free the birds, man!”🥹
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Mockingbird:“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery… unless I’m mocking you, then it’s just funny.”🙂
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Chicken:“Our singing is called clucking, and it’s not to entertain—it’s because someone stole our eggs again.”😕
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Crow:“Crows don’t sing—we hold group meetings to discuss world domination.”😌
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Hummingbird:“We burn so many calories flying, we basically run on sugar. We’re tiny, caffeinated machines with wings!”☺️
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Seagull:“Why sing when you can scream at people for their fries? Seagull logic, folks.”😚😆
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Peacock:“Some birds sing to attract a mate I just show off my feathers and let the magic happen.”🙂
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Penguin:“We may not fly, but we’ve mastered sliding into life’s problems with style.”😌
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Owl:“Owls aren’t wise; we just stay up late enough to see everyone else’s mistakes.”😌
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Parrot:“Parrots don’t just talk; they repeat everything you don’t want them to. Basically, we’re nature’s first voice recorders.”😌
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