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Dean // he/him // software engineering owl // I like to talk about video games // https://t.co/J97MTEiLsr
Joined October 2016
hi im on Twitch / hi Twitch VoDs are also on YouTube / hi im a owl
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you take one sip of this and you are waking up in a Fallout New Vegas DLC chapter instantly.
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video of the year 2023.
Boston residents complained about a dangerous playground slide, but a cop decided to prove its safety🤣🤣🤣😂😂
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this is like 15 years old and it still makes me laugh an unreasonable amount
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No video game has managed to convey a characters emotional state as well as this single image from Yakuza Kiwami 2 where Kiryu knows he is absolutely about to have to fight these grown-ass men wearing diapers
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stupid fucking elf and halfling are so mean to Laios
gonna watch the first few episodes of Dungeon Meshi see yous in an hour.
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/r/shittymoviedetails is great but I think /r/moviedetails sorted by controversial clears it
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i think every work of visual media should introduce its characters in the same way the Yakuza games does.
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this clip is great but it omits the fact that Tintin immediately shoots a plane down with his one 9mm bullet.
This is the most badass movie line Ive heard
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remember the professional Mahjongg player who started playing Final Fantasy XIV simply because it was the best option for a modern, multi-player online Mahjongg client.
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Wow those Nitro cancellations are hitting them hard, huh.
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remember when we made fun of Horse Armor.
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God I just thought about the Dark Souls 3 promotional Estus Flask
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"let the free market sort itself out!". the free market:
people clowning on politicians pushing for USB-C to be used in all phones CLEARLY do not remember the time before micro-USB was standardized and every phone had a different goddamn charging cable.
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Hades was made without crunch and while forcing staff to take their fucking annual leave. whats your excuse, CRUNCHERS.
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Hello? Are you in there? *sound of knocking* Do you have a moment to listen to me talk about flexing? *sound of the door handle being violently shaken* I know you're in there *sound of screws hitting the ground as the door starts to come off the hinges*
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You can't scroll past this without saying happy birthday to Takaya Kuroda, VA for Kazuma Kiryu. He's 55 today!
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Hey, you. Do the thing. Give that new OC shark teeth. You deserve it.
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Troy Baker has made such a strong entry for "Dumbest Motherfucker of 2022" and we're barely two weeks into the year, it's gonna be a hard top to act, this "partnering with an NFT business to make your own profession obsolete" go.
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i think every work of visual media should introduce its characters in the same way the Yakuza games does.
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they're a level 18 Gladiator; just imagining them powering through the MSQ like nobody ever has before and just parking at a Mahjong table and never moving again
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"this will be a quick procedure but you might feel a slight ringing in your ears"
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@zei_squirrel This is great but it needs to be more commonly known that uTorrent is not a good torrent client anymore. Considuer Deluge, qBitTorrent or Transmission instead!.
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also if there is a round in the magazine but the slide is closed then actually it means he should have *two* bu- *i am immediately wrestled to the ground by 100 wire fox terriers and disemboweled like unit 02*.
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@Still_Lee_ @Hbomberguy Keys, wallet, phone. ah god damn it, I'm wearing my weekend ass, hol' up
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@9_volt_ RPCS3 devs: spend 10 years engineering an emulator which evolves from "basicall boots" to "can actually play MGS4, possibly the most complex game the console had, technically speaking". Sony: hm.
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@Dont_panic749 there is no reason why the bullet would not fire *roughly* in the direction it was being pointed.
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@shaun_vids Jordan Peterson, lying in a hospital bed after eating nothing but steaks for 6 weeks: tidy your room.
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finally, we can play MyHouse.wad the way it was intended. in 16 player co-op.
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It's 2019. Leave your fucking "reasons why x sucks" and "here's why thing is fucking garbage and you're an idiot for even thinking you like it" videos in 2018. Make more "here's why this thing I like is fucking RAD" videos instead!.
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like anything with "gaming" in the name, i've no doubt these will be servicable routers, but they absolutely will be *hugely* over-priced and offer no real benefit over a regular router at a lower price.
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losing my fucking mind at this GIF from the website explaining how WiFi 6 works
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the two players on opposite teams who wanna yell slurs at each other after 11.21
Haven’t played League in years but seeing “GG EZ” being removed before my eyes truly marks the end of an era.
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Metacritic has absolutely ruined video games discourse, people can't just talk about games from subjective opinion anymore, it always has to be framed around Metacritic, and for some reason we treat Metacritic (an aggregate of *opinion*) as objective fact. Just fuck it off.
Still can’t believe these Meta scores:. ✅Ghost of Tsushima (83%).✅Days Gone (71%).✅Horizon Zero Dawn (89%). Way too low and not representative of game quality 🙄
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the absolute fucking tragedy of superb character designs being trapped in gachas.
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@TheYakuzaGuy genuinely would love if they committed to just having him not be in the story in any way whatsoever. no fuckin "oh i was kiryu all along" he just chills, serves you drinks, tells you anonymised stories of the previous games.
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Someone: what are you smirking about?.Me: oh, nothing.My brain, constantly:
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The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is selling an NFT.
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@Mandarino__ Considering that the little weather & news thing they added as part of the last monthly update didnt even have the same fucking font as the rest of the system, I wouldnt hold my breath!.
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never ever want to hear about how cool and friendly Nintendo is ever again tbh.
[yuzu]. yuzu will pay $2.4 million in damages to Nintendo to settle their lawsuit. This was mutually agreed upon by both parties.
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Please dont buy this fucking thing, this is the absolute worst amongst the phenomenon of deeply integrated services and peripherals. Imagine not being able to use your VR headset because you dont have an account for an entirely separate website.
In an Instagram AMA Facebook's head of VR said that Quest 2 buyers should make sure their Facebook accounts are in 'good standing' before buying a headset.
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@VoicesByZane the outcomes of this are "turns out its a big scam" or "jake paul dies in the ring".
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@UltimaShadowX Takaya Kuroda, unprompted, in literally any context: yeah you should totally check out the Yakuza games. I am impartial.
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damn if you're upset about games becoming $70 wait until you hear about the absolute cornucopia of indie games that cost like a quarter of that and have far more engaging ideas and stories to tell.
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right now a producer is edging closer and closer to a glass cabinet on the wall labelled "GAY ORC IN WARCRAFT".
Blizzard's chief legal officer left the company last week.
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@yacobg42 they turn back to playing Nickelodeon All Star Brawl, which is in its 40th year of support.
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Very confused by Breaking Bads current status in internet culture, like how its become one of many sources of ironic memes like 5 years after wrapping up.
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you cant keep this up
Square Enix CEO asked if its upcoming slate of games this year (FFXVI among them) is perhaps too good! Because how are they going to grow the year after that? Ah, the relentless pressure for publicly traded companies to grow. PS: Notice what Matsuda hypes to please the questioner
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are you for fucking real
"if you want to know how to set up our cool new thing just join our Discord" fuck off and make a Wiki and fuck off again.
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@yacobg42 Batman coming back to the Batcave and tasking Alfred with sorting through 800 identical pairs of green Bat-Trousers that dropped from mooks to see if any have good stats.
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how on earth is there even an argument against standardisation, here? USB-C fucking rules, gone should be the days where I have to have multiple different USB cables trailing over my desk and an entire plug socket dedicated to powering them. i want the future now!!!.
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shirt that just reads "your mom" is extremely funny to me for some reason.
Oga, from the upcoming Plus-Sized Elf anime. (人 ��•͈ᴗ•͈)
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Remember that Ubisoft game where the collision between player characters in the hubs meant you had to queue for NPCs
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say your prayers, Weezer and my experimental clones of Weezer
[sees a gun with one barrel] say your prayers, one member of weezer.
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@celestesys we dont give OBS enough praise, it truly is one of the best pieces of free, open-source software out there.
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@UltimaShadowX we here at Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio are absolutely thrilled to debut the Pipimi Everywhere system, exclusive to PopTepPi Kiwami.
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i like how this attracted no discourse and just pure Windows dogpiling; really proud of everyone involved.
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good ending: Konami collapses in on itself and has to give Silent Hill back to Team Gravity. bad ending: MGS gets given to Ubisoft.
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