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If you're a man who's never pawed, groped, assaulted a woman, you are normal. Not good, not great.
This is how normal people behave.
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Huge Modi wave in West Bengal. They are waving him goodbye.
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Sambit Patra and Abhijit Iyer Mitra walk into a bar and set it lower.
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Truly inspirational work by Tarun Tahiliani for the Indian Contingent at the Olympics. He’s inspired everyone into thinking they could have done a much better job
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If this were true, Desi men would have ranked as the healthiest
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This is exactly what we don’t need. A man telling us what a woman is meant to be
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Have you noticed, when you are walking and a man is coming from the opposite direction, it’s you who always has to give way!
So my daughter did a social experiment. She decided she will not move but keep walking straight.
Guess what happened? In most cases the men just banged
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There are two types of vacationers - the one who wants to do as much as possible and the one who wants to do as little as possible. They are usually married to each other.
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Men benefit most from the institution called marriage yet will act like martyrs and share shadi is barbadi jokes on WA. If this is not the finest form of gaslighting, then what is?
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WTF is happening! I keep getting missed calls on WhatsApp from unknown numbers from different parts of the world every single day. It’s now so bad, I have to keep my phone on silent
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Can we please start calling Petrol price hike jashne lootmar so that Bhakts can finally start protesting against it?
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Bagga will go back to his job of spreading sewage on Twitter
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Stop saying the only thing BJP can do is win elections. They can’t even do that!
They lost Madhya Pradesh, Rajasthan, Delhi, Punjab, Chhattisgarh, Maharashtra, Jharkhand, Andhra, Karnataka and now West Bengal, Kerala, TN. The only thing they can do is buy MLAs and topple govts
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People gleefully telling us ‘we told you so, Bengal was always a shithole’ like the rest of India is paradise for women.
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The girl in the metro in something that looked like a bikini is not a threat to society. The man who clicked her pics without blurring her face and shared it on social media is someone I’d be wary of. So I’d rather see his face.
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Only Bengalis understand the true purpose of a wedding and pronounce it as bedding.
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Gym owners waiting for their new members who they’ll never see after a week
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Rishi Saunak is now the son in law of Rajya Sabha MP Sudha Murty.
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Malls are dying yet we have even more malls coming up.
Give us well maintained public spaces with fountains, more parks, running tracks, open air concert spaces instead of boring shopping malls where no one shops
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Now that Indigo is offering the choice to women passengers not to be seated with men, will men assume that women who don’t exercise this option, are okay with misbehaviour?
Just wondering.
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The more you hear Anshuman Singh’s parents talk the more you realise why he nominated his wife Smriti as next of kin.
By vilifying Smriti’s name, the parents are vilifying their son as well.
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Neeraj Chopra has more spine than most of our cricketers combined
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Gurgaon rains is like marital sex. 10 minutes and it’s over.
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Have you noticed, the more corrupt they are, the more religious they become?
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Restaurants in Goa asking for a cover charge of 6k per person for sea view seating like they own the Arabian Sea
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If Vegetarianism was healthy, there would no obese Gujaratis and Marwaris.
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I can never tire of saying this. European cities are overrated. They’re picturesque but boring,with almost the same layout, statues on horseback, ornate clock tower, nondescript castle, a river that runs through the city. The cuisine is insipid , hospitality non existent.
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I love introverts. They are great listeners and observers. It takes a lot of time to know them and like them but once you become their friend, it is for life.
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Chickenpox vaccine is really upset that it’s not called Chicken Tika.
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Shloka Ambani went to Princeton and then London School of Economics only to be reduced to a uterus that must perform.
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When normal people travel to Kerala, they marvel at the stunning landscape, greenery, waterways...
And when this lady travels....
If an alien were to travel from Thekkady to Kochi by road, s/he would be convinced that Kerala is 90% Christian. I counted over 40 huge, newly built churches along the highway. And yet, ‘why another church when there are millions of starving kids in India’, asked NOONE EVER!
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So glad that Karnataka government has immediately swung into action and blamed the previous Congress govt. for the deluge.
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I personally know so many who support the anti-Muslim tirade, secretly believe they deserve it but will say Muslims should stop acting like victims, in a blink
These are not radicalised men and women but the educated lot
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Just slapped a mosquito and it died happy knowing how much I loved it.
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It’s sad that Wells Fargo fired Shankar Mishra as its VP just because he mistook a lady passenger on the Air India flight for the toilet. They could have simply changed his designation to VeePee.
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Twitter has done much more in Covid efforts in last one week than our government in the last 6 months.
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Love for Modi is driven by hate - hate for minorities, pluralism, previous regimes, media, intellectuals, liberal values, and that Modi will teach everyone you hate a lesson.
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Bengalis, when the temperature drops to a freezing 26 degrees
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The Pune Porsche kid’s Grandad, Dad and Mom have landed in jail while trying to keep him out of jail is a dystopian version of a Suraj Barjatya film. All they now need is a Pomeranian and Antakshari sessions to keep themselves busy
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Priyanka Gandhi is like 29th February. She appears once in 4 years.
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When it rains in India, it is the duty of vegetables to cover themselves with besan and jump in a karhai full of hot oil.
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On my way back from the gym saw a random guy stop his car to wave at me.
Took me 2 whole minutes to realise he was my husband.
Damn you, pollution masks!
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The Ambani pre wedding jamboree at Jamnagar with Nita Ambani’s 500 cr emerald necklace, superstars dancing to their tunes, and watermelon guzzling elephants has further cemented India’s image as the land of Maharajas and elephants that’s ranked 111 in global hunger index
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Bengalis are often accused of intellectualism, when all they talk about is what to eat next, their medical ailments and how homeopathy works miracles.
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Caught on a back foot over vaccine shortage, BJP finally admits around 84% of doses sent under ‘Vaccine Maitri’ were part of commercial and licencing liabilities of the Indian manufacturers.
Pray, why was PM Modi on giant hoardings congratulating himself for saving the world?
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Are all bums not equal? Why did this one escape a national debate
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When you wear a Fab India dress to a party, you risk matching with the hostess’s curtains.
Great for introverts though who can blend in the background while quietly sipping their cocktail
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An IITan will never say - during my college years. Their college memoirs will always start with - when I was in IIT…..
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India is a thriving democracy and anyone who says otherwise will be put in jail.
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Gujarat is much worse but no one’s talking about it.
No prizes for guessing why.
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Karthik Aryan has the kind of face that you want to slap immediately.
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If you want to be called old at 35, become a sportsperson.
If you want to be called a youth icon at 45, become a politician.
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I hope you are all tipping your Zomato/Swiggy delivery guys. They are working overtime, manoeuvring through crazy traffic to make sure you end your year with your favourite treats
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Tired of hearing men complain how post
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Hey Arnab Goswami, finally found your brother who you lost at the Khumb mela.
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Indian education is so dull and dreary that our students don't graduate, they pass out.
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Sorry, Karan Johar, Kangana is where she is not because of you. She's there despite you &your cosy circle. She can say whatever she wants.
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Indians are angrier with Biden than they are with Modi. Had no idea it was Biden who continued holding election rallies and promoted Kumbh despite the tsunami of cases
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I'm going to start a Sanitary napkin brand and name it Proud Indian. It will have only right wings.
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If you buy a Fab India dress, you risk matching with your friend’s curtains.
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If passport, voter id are not proof of my legit status as an Indian, can I get a refund of the taxes I’ve paid so far?
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Men in my Insta DMs have stopped calling me beautiful ever since I started airing my views on CAA.
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BJP should declare GDP as anti-national and be done with it. Question its loyalty to the nation and our beloved PM. Declare it as a conspiracy hatched by Nehru.
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We saw a wooden fan at a resort that we fell in love with. Finally found it online and discovered it costs 42 k a piece.
We are now extremely happy with our yellowing white ceiling fans.
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Harsh Vardhan as health minister is as useless as p in pneumonia
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It’s such a relief to know that Assam, Kerala, Tamil Nadu and West Bengal will see no surge in cases till the elections are over.
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When you accidentally smear your legs with Patanjali hair oil
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If you replace R with G in Radhe, it’ll describe those who had high expectations from the movie.
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They don’t deserve our steep visa fees and we don’t deserve the cumbersome visa process.
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This Mother's Day teach your sons how to handle a no from a woman with grace.
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Hey Elon, how about a fine of 500 dollars for accounts that peddle fake news?
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While Indians will try their best to prove how Indian Rishi Sunak is, Rishi Sunak will spend his term as PM trying to prove how British he is.
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At the end of the 7 day long battle when Ravan was breathing his last, Ram sat at his feet respectfully and asked - Yaar, yeh t-shirt tumhe kahan se kharida?
#Adhipurush
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Sudha Murty has been nominated for a seat in Rajya Sabha. Waiting for a fresh batch of stories on how she took an auto from Bangalore to attend her first session as a Rajya Sabha member
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Aditi Rao Hydari looks and acts like she lost her house keys, phone, wallet and her lover at the same time.
She’s stunning but has an aura of a limp lettuce.
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Everyone one is writing about Naseeruddin Shah's event being canceled at the Ajmer Lit Fest but nobody's talking about why they had to cancel. The Bajrang Dal and BJP yuva morcha hoodlums created mayhem at the venue and made it impossible for them to continue.
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With so many flavours for Durex - Kala khatta, gol gappa, gondhoraj lebu, to name a few, it’s time a food blogger reviewed all the mind boggling options for us.
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I meet so many women these days who say 'fuck marriage.' We are done with baby-sitting adult men. No one wants to tend to the house, family after a long day at work.
It is men who benefit the most from the institution of marriage yet they love playing the martyr.
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As usual the replies feature the best and worst of Twitter and no prizes for guessing who the worst ones are.
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CJI Gogoi was shocked to discover a sexual misconduct case was filed against Gogoi, so Gogoi ordered Gogoi for a special hearing against Gogoi and Gogoi has humbly accepted to chair it.
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