You'd think that someone who hid in the Capitol bathroom fearing for her life would have a little more sympathy for millions of Israelis hiding in bomb shelters fearing for their lives
Utterly shameful for Yang to try to show up to an Eid event after sending out a chest-thumping statement of support for a strike killing 9 children, especially after his silence as Al-Aqsa was attacked.
But then to try that in Astoria? During Ramadan?! They will let you know.
Woman: I feel kicking every time I pass a basketball court and every time I pass a yeshiva!
Rabbi: I can tell you the explanation but you're never going to believe me Mrs. Stoudemire.
*At a vaccination center*
Nurse: Sorry sir you are not eligible for a vaccine right now
Me [stroking the white hair in my beard]: Behold I am like seventy years old!!
My message to the Jewish community, and all communities, is this simple: the time for warnings has passed. I have instructed the NYPD to proceed immediately to summons or even arrest those who gather in large groups. This is about stopping this disease and saving lives. Period.
I usually don't get personal here but I'd like to tell you about my
#myorthodoxlife
.
Today at 1:03 I had a juicy burger with some dry red wine while shaving and sitting in a pool and listening to music.
Who said you can't be orthodox and free and enjoy life's pleasures.
Today's kids will never know what it's like to huddle around the radio on a snowy morning and wait for your school's name to be listed among the school cancellations
🚨🚨If you don't have keys or you don't bake challah there is still a HUGE segula for parnassah!
Just say this small tefillah with kavana during mincha today ⬇️⬇️
My son asked me "why are they talking so much about the Holocaust?"
I said "because this is what they died for and this is how we survived".
#SiyumHaShas
A reminder that the results of the election was already decided 5 weeks ago today & we all need to relax and trust in Hashem that whatever happens will ultimately be good.
One more thing: the only thing that wasn't determined 5 weeks ago is how we decide to treat our fellow Jew
Signs your husband may be dropping out of Daf Yomi:
1. He skips the shiur because he wants to "spend more time with you"
2. He talks about the importance of learning b'iyun
3. He has 45 unread messages on his Daf WhatsApp chat
thinking about how chaotic life would be without whatsapp.
like how would we raise money for yeshivas, send packages to monsey, know what time maariv is, find someone baking challah, or see two day old tweets from
@aimhumor
Rabbi Lord Jonathan Sacks died on Saturday, just as Joe Biden was declared the new President of the United States. An intellectual and spiritual hero leaves us, while a new global leader emerges. Is it possible to connect the two?
Frum LinkedIn today: In 2022 I will grow my business 10X, speak at 45 conferences, and write 2,000 linkedin posts
Frum Twitter today: which meme is better kermit singing mimkomcha or challah with peyos smoking a cigarette