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@Punjabi_Mou
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The biggest problem with this app is jin chutiyo ko irl main kabhi muh bhi nahi lagayunga woh bhi bakwas karna shuru kardete hai.
Would ignore them so often but these fuckers don’t really get the hint.
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He actually looks like a young José Mourinho 🧐🔎
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Culture where rivers are considered as Gods vs Culture where rivers are considered as rivers
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5 months with Jose Mourinho > 7 years with Allegri
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More balls than most of the men out there.
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Don't even know what to say , just respect /stan the 🐐
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Stan the GOAT , mocked Barcelona in their own stadium in front of 75000 fans.
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@shajidddd
@CFCVik
@FabrizioRomano
He went partying after the derby defeat ig, also played very casually when he came on.
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CHELSEA DEFENCE THAT WON UCL
✍️ Thiago silva ....£0.00m
✍️ Christensen......£0.00m
✍️ Reece James.....£0.00m
✍️Azpilicueta .........£7m
✍️ Ben Chilwell........£45m
✍️ Rudiger ..............£29m
TOTAL ..............£81m
✍️ Harry Maguire.................£80m🤣🤣
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Spurs after sacking Mourinho:
300 mil spent
Got in 2 managers
Sold the deadwood
Got a new Sporting director
Still Spurs against Mourinho:
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Japan had not won a single game in the world cup when they had been a goal down until yesterday.
Today : Mourinho arrives in Japan
Japan pull off a miracle by beating Germany , THE MOURINHO EFFECT.🐐
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Messi FC should sit this one out , pretty sure 34 year old Zlatan was also outscoring 34 year old Messi in ligue 1.
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Deschamps has only lost 1 final in his entire managerial career and it was against
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Look who I met on the streets of Jabalpur today……
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@MourinhoPics
The difference between Henry and Jamie’s intellect is pretty evident in this video 💀👍🏻
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Journalist criticises Mourinho’s formation
Mou: “I promise you, write down your team and I will play your formation”
Journalist: “Ok, at least I should be paid 9m like you”
Mou: “It’s not 9 actually, its 11m...plus adverts so it’s 14m”
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When Gold 🥇 in shooting 🔫
met
Bronze🥉 in badminton 🏸
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Perisic has went on to win a treble and a serie A since this tweet. You can rate Martial all you want but if you think he’s better than Perisic , you are deluded.
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Media Good Actual Good
Manager Manager
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I had no idea that it was Mourinho who gave Fabinho his senior debut.
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He was brought in by the manager you hate .
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After a defeat vs Betis, The Bernabeu decided to boo the team.
Mourinho: ”If people want to boo anyone it must be me, I will be out there at 21:20 (a 22:00 kickoff) but during the game, I hope the fans support and help the team to win” 🙌🏻🤍
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Jadeja was able to unite a guy with hanumanji dp and a guy with Palestine flag dp 😭
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What's the difference between Arsenal and a Triangle??
A triangle has 3 points
😭😭🥶🥶
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@MourinhoPics
@HaroIdCunt
I know a manager who considers himself more African than Portugese
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Why is every ex Manchester United player such a bad pundit?😭😭😭
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84 passes in 77 minutes , This brother is an actual terrorist. Mousama is actually unreal
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Looks like Jose Mourinho gave Brendan Rodgers the tactics on how to beat Pep in a final...
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Days since last trophy -
Manchester United: 1900
Jose 🐐 Mourinho: 14
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Papa Jose wanted Mbappe and he got Lukaku instead. Tears , we could have won a treble under Jose and Mbappe combo
Mourinho is 'bewitched' by Kylian Mbappe (Monaco) and wants to sign him.
#mufc
love the player [di marzio]
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Best thing to happen to Manchester United since SAF left.
If you disagree then argue with your Nan 👍🏻👍🏻
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The only time Maguire played with the best LB in the world.
Hope this helps
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Kejriwal hate on the timeline?
Time to bring this all timer video back
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So he has had his best season ever under a defensive manager 😂😂😂
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José Mourinho has stayed unbeaten for 42 consecutive home Serie A games, surpassing Allegri with Juventus between September 2015 and September 2017.
SIUUUUUUUUU
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Jose Mourinho: “Luke Shaw, in my opinion, very good [vs Czech Republic] but very poor on the corner.”
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Fun Fact : Manchester United have conceded more goals in 1 game these season [Spurs(6)] than Chelsea did in their entire UCL campaign.
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PSG this summer:
Donnarumma, Euro'20 winner - FREE.
Ramos, WC winner - FREE.
Wijnaldum, UCL winner - FREE.
Messi, the 6 time balon d'or winner- FREE.
Potentially the greatest transfer window in the history.
Like and retweet if you agree
#50YearsOfMammoottysm
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This is why Ed Sheeran will never come back to India 🇮🇳
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You know what’s the most mind blowing part :
This was almost 4 years ago , don’t even think Xabi had started coaching back then.
Most knowledgeable person in football for a reason.
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Hi i am Jose Mourinho
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Some people really thought that Pep Klopp rivalry was better than this , not to forget the off the pitch animosity as well.
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@goal
Motherkissers even Tuchel would choose Jose over him. WTF is this . Have some respect for the GOAT , If a manager wins UCL with a club like Porto now , you would be s**king him off forever. Peak/Prime Mourinho is the best thing to happen in this sport.
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Prime examples of ‘Your hate only makes us stronger’
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Ole Gunnar Solskjær already losing to 11th place Aston Villa means he's losing the locker room by November and sacked by December SIUUUUUUUUUUU
Jose Mourinho already losing to 15th place Verona means he's losing the locker room by November and sacked by December SIUUUUUUUUUUU
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Napoli had scored in 33 consecutive games (Since Feb 19) until they met this master tactician.
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You can't really tell me that there isn't a media agenda against Jose tbh.
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Somewhere down the line , we all grew up. Mourinho and Callejon ♥️🤍
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@Dark_wilds
@BadFutbolTakes
MOURINHO'S LAST STINTS :
Won trophies at Real
Won trophies at Chelsea
Won trophies at Manchester United
Would have won a trophy at Spurs if given the chance , also not to forget it's SPURS.
Will bring glory back to Roma
Now shut up
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JOSE MOURINHO IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.
HE JUST MADE "TAMMY ABRAHAM" SCORE A BYCYCLE KICK.
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This mf has not completed 20+ games in the league in the last 4 years.
People really compare this fella to the likes of Bale, Salah and Hazard ffs💀
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Ole’s last game as a player lost to Mourinho’s Chelsea losing the FA Cup final
Ole’s Cardiff team, sent to the Championship by Mourinho’s Chelsea
Ole’s biggest ever and United joint biggest ever Premier League defeat was at the hands of Mourinho
Truly a man and his dog
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