Pulkit Saraf
@Pulkit_Saraf
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@0xgaut
Finance should be done on an old worn out ThinkPad running windows in Excel.
If you're using fruitloop airhockeytable or other fancy application in cloud machine running on unicorn belief, yeah, I'd be skeptical too
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@QueerNaari
She is Veena Jain
Angry 4 times a day
Frustrated 3 times a day
Possibly beats her kids once a week
Real life is possibly stagnant
Likes to feel alive by taking potshots in digital life.
Deserves our pity
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@tanaypratap
Photo khichne aur tweet karne mein bhi time waste hua hoga. Next time isko bhi optimize karna... I'm assuming you already consume all your nutrition in smoothie form?
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@vijayshekhar
ads over substance.
glitter over compliance.
slogans over policy.
Nope. still reeks of chinese communist money not willing to learn its lessons
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@equine__dentist
as a comedian ✅ get him another season of apprentice or get him on shark tank
but NOT in politics, he'd be horrible there. for america and others.
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@RVCJ_FB
he refuses to learn it's not an individual sport but a team sport.
he refuses to learn it's not about dominance, or one moment or one game but a whole tournament.
he refuses to have a plan but continues to wing it.
Victories don't come easily, trophies don't come easily.
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@hindookissinger
100%
it hurts to see almost all men, including my father, living life as if drunk and addicted to being losers
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@ImAbhishek7_
abhi public is being encouraged. confirmed rapists in government. pro-rapist campaigning in protests. sexual abuse is considered lightly as a joke - 'ladke khel rahe hain'
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@the_hindu
@vijaita
Sab changa si
Rss ko bhejo ab Siachen ki zarurat nahi Manipur mein josh dikhaye
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@vivekraju93
I have won this battle at home.
We are free from WhatsApp university.
It was not easy.
I put in efforts worth many hours.
@AltNews
helped a lot.
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@Srivatsa_Tweetz
simple - put forth your views at your home. at workplace you got a boss who instructs, among other things, the language and other minor cultural things.
"if i start speaking in tamil" you want to bring this aggressive attitude to the workplace? what if "your boss fires you" for
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@GulagLobbyist
algorithmic trading kar lega?
java script mein front end bana lega?
zameen pe kabza nahi kya gaya hai. usse kharida gaya hai ya rent pe liya gaya hai. which means bhugtaan ho chuka hai already
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@shhuushhh_
@CatWorkers
this dishwasher appears to have only 3 cat power setting. Or it can be scaled up?
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@marinebharat
Sab best hai india mein, kuch improve karne ki zarurat nahi, nri jhoot bolte hain, right?
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@PunchingCat
Story of my life. Broken home, fall from grace, and beatings in response from family
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@Sport360
@Gmaxi_32
@ImRo45
@surya_14kumar
@windiescricket
@josbuttler
@englandcricket
@Jaspritbumrah93
i'm picking bumrah to win odds
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@EnigmaticReddy
i have tweeted some 50-60 times on this topic.
but humor me, if south indians are aware, they need to learn other languages, what stops them from learning hindi? they're certainly better than north indians at learning new languages, you and i both agree on this
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@AshokKhemka_IAS
@SUJEET_200
that there's a difference between a for-profit business and a government official.
Even if the cabinet secretary is bad at his job, and screws up royally, the government will continue to exist.
However, if the CEO screws up, like you said, the company faces bankruptcy, losing
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@deepakshenoy
I am surprised you choose to see this from Paytm perspective.
To allow a business to thrive, one should put the country's financial stability at risk? What kind of business fails to comply with the regulatory body in their industry?
This is not like selling fruits on a street
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@DearthOfSid
And times have changed. At that time, the entire country only had cricket as a way to express their emotions
Aaj har ek jana kam se kam twitter pe bina occasion bakwaaas kar hi leta hai
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@baxiabhishek
@JM_Scindia
@IndiGo6E
Problem is with us. We have no relationship with our religion therefore we have to do these PRs.
For someone who goes to church weekly or prays in mosque daily, there is no need to resort to such theatrics.
If we had schedules in temples for prayers, and people were actually
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@BenjaminPDixon
@d_sathe
The same way younger siblings can attack and get away but the moment the older sibling decides to teach a lesson, this happens..
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@HateDetectors
Ram mandir mein shayad Ram nai hai isliye masjid jaana pad Raha hoga.
Poora hone ke pehle election event kar diya tha na
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@AMAZlNGNATURE
Awww panther babies being all cute and lazy, not realising they're swift and lethal 🫠
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@free_thinker
I did wonder why someone would do this. Googled his name and read the Forbes article.
I understood he manufactures incredible, unfathomable but unstable levels of lies.
One of the comments made sense: money laundering.
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@DrSYQuraishi
19wi sadi ke chacha, ladki normal mental maths kar rahi hai achcha hai, normal computer aisi 10 hazar calculation, ek second ke 10we hisse mein kar deta hai.
Jis phone ya laptop se ye 100 saal purana tweet kiya hai, ussi mein hogi itni capacity
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@abhiandniyu
This is called a bait tweet.
Add one pinch of nonsense, hide a lie/ wrong statement in the question and make a false conclusion.
Bahut saare 'nakli influencer' iss tarah ke ghatiya drama karte hain, satark rahiye, savdhaan rahiye, aur inke keechad ke daldal mein na utariye.
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@dr__strange__
ethics have taken a backseat. people have short memories.
But Dhoni's legacy is untouchable 🙂
Proud dhoni fan 🫡
@MehulFanawala
Since time immemorial, stupid people have existed and will continue to exist.
The real dhoni fans who saw and lived the era of India winning everything in cricket under Dhoni's captaincy are not bothered by these vile attempts.
If RCB wins the IPL, it will still be Faf's
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@marinebharat
Mere paas bhi yahi skill hai.
3 din vacation pe naye country ko wahan ke resident se better judge kar sakta hun
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@Cockson_Boy
@elonmusk
For his fanbase, everything's extraordinary.
Like Trump and his followers. He asks to inject bleach and his approval ratings go up.
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@stockifi_Invest
please use chatGPT. your 8 point tweet could be a 2 liner
- salary account automatically converts to savings account post exiting company
- minimum balance requirement kicks in and there's a penalty for falling below 10k threshold
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@_cynicist_
@naval
Killing 8 hours plus 3 hours of commute
For a grand total of 2-3 hours of concentration work ar max
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@Paytm
Still a cocky response.
As if this is an obstacle created by miscreants.
No remorse shown, no pledge to improve shortcomings.
If anything, I trust OCL even less.
Because they talk about this "issue" as an impact on the bottom line only.
No dear Paytm, it's a reality check for you
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@indian_nagrik
@TheOfficialSBI
@JagdeepChhokar
@nit_set
Criminal act now to cover up larger criminal acts by bjp
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@rav_man0
Sunny G ⬇️
On Bashir looking to hang around post getting out --
"Yeah it didn't hit the middle stump but it's still bowled" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
OG 👑
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@Ashneer_Grover
@FinMinIndia
@nsitharaman
@PMOIndia
RBI ✅🫡
Hustlers out, laws and ethics in.
You think financial compliance with RBI is a joke? is optional?
If you have to justify using college placements and job creation in a response to make banking secure in India, you don't deserve to have a voice either in the finance
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@tanu_sthetic
my kind of guy.
kahin aur badi open space mein kare, private plane mein kare.. chhoti si seat mein, itne chhote se environment mein zabardasti personal space invade kar diya. uski khushi hai, lekin mujhe zabardasti kyu disturb kiya.
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@kkhushhiii
They had Instagram, usme bhi threads launch kar diya, then they did some broadcast phir bhi kasar Puri nahi hui and this simple and clean interface has been destroyed.
Should we return back to SMS days because signal didn't take off.
I'm sure a WhatsApp clone without the bells
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@dishinterestedd
A bunch of hyper kids possibly. This will likely be super localised, will not scale as they are building for a very small almost non-existent requirement. Par achcha hai, apne aap jab wall hit karenge to ye lesson seekhenge but till that time they'll have atleast built execution
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@sandeep_PT
modi maybe good for a few gujarati businessmen, but is horrible for the rest of India.
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@vintage_bae_
@shivani_yaar
if she walks into the wall at her workplace, never let her go.
if she grabs you while crossing the road, marry her the next day.
or else regret like me
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@LiveLawIndia
Absolutely no.
Excel mein Hain 44k rows
= Function se comparison bhi ho jata hai if needed immediately
No excuses on this. Aur ye assessment 3 mein se 2.8 weeks waste karne ke baad aaya hai.
Koi chance hi nahi ki accept ho
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@AbijitG
idiots will idiot.
bring back caveman, they will make everyone with modern clothes register.
with a caveman govt, everyone with electricity will have to register.
with our current bhakt govt full of brainless idiots, everyone with the ability to form an independent thought will
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@archiexzzz
Lol paytm took chinese money to skirt Indian banking regulations. it's been doing the exact opposite... battling rbi with chinese investment 😂
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@ReheSamay
@b4b3d0lll
Story of every badly designed or 'imported' customer service and product business.
Since it's an imported business, they can only do limited things and seem and sound helpless..
vs..
businesses which are built indigenously with intelligence and thorough carefulness, can fix any
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@nicebonerbro
@Cockson_Boy
@elonmusk
"And I then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute, and is there a way you can do something like that by injection inside, or almost a cleaning.
Because you see it gets in the lungs, and it does a tremendous number on the lungs."
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@icelandcricket
One change - pakistan will not make a comeback, they will be put down with force. No country that laughs at jihad talk against India publicly will be spared.
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@KWecare
There is another judge from WB who left his judgeship to join BJP. While that may be unfortunate but atleast it's fully legal, since he did not compromise the integrity of either office.
But this one being a judge and compromising judgeship to favour bjp is wrong. I don't
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@airwarmedd
Protest is against forcefully pushing the law without debate or even opposition presence
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@foldmoney_
@ArunMahadevan
@championswimmer
@2586Labs
Thank you your majesty, what would us poor subjects do without your grace.
Is there any humility in the human operating the account?
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