when i was 6 months old i chewed the limbs off a spider and spat the body out. i think the spider cursed me with a decade of mental ilness for every leg i chewed off. I still regret nothing, as this has effectively guaranteed that i will live to be at least eighty years old.

@maskedmildew backreading threads like these gives me an amazing glimpse into a world of which i previously knew nothing about. apparently for every 5 normal transformers fans there is a KKKid Diddler McGroomstick to account for as well.

@envy_fgc goddamn that's some deep knowledge, thanks for sharing man

@SQuirrel147 you reckon they'll invent a whole new input notation system or will they take on one of the existing ones. my money is on them aping tekken/mk notation.

@Gilgy_MH @KingK0a waterfowl region

RT @abichungus: the news tv channel said its suicide saturday its true

@Phishburgers i will do my best

@AlphaZakatan what on earth were u mashing

@monochroma_iris why'd u tweet this twice

@JustAMothing good luck on your quest goat i hope you will find a large suitcase full of hundred dollar bills sitting at the foot of your bed someday

@Gilgy_MH i was going to photoshop something to the effect of "teh tarik got teh in it???" "naw u good they tarik the teh out already" but the joke it won't be as funny if i put effort into it

@Gilgy_MH

@Gilgy_MH manis biasa bro kurang manis is for people who count calories i don't have THAT much self preservation instinct

actually incredible. my beloved through each of her faces.

RT @fadedbunny:

i'm like optimus prime if he was brown 4 foot 5 and clinically insane

call me blueprint the way i'm copying who's right

@mrcactusman69 @LiquidHbox damn i remember seeing this cmv on the tl i didn't think you would pop back up