Peter Hook now operates a toll system on the ‘Joy Division bridge’ in Hulme. It costs £5 to walk across it, plus an additional £10 for a photo. He will however tell you that ‘Bernard is a twat’ for free.
Chesterfield FC have launched an urgent appeal for fans to raise funds to ensure their players can go to Alton Towers as a reward for reaching the FA Cup 3rd round.
Anyone over 50 , who has worn Stone Island in the last two years is considered to be too hard for the Covid Vaccine , and will have to go to the back of the queue .
The first episode of Countryfile was aired in July 1988. Since then, exactly the same episode has been shown over and over again and no one has noticed.
British weather is so hot . The government has issued a degree , allowing middle aged Casuals to unbutton the top button of their Lacoste polo shirts .
Pint sized , rabble rouser Tommy Robinson. Has planned his demo at Salford Quays , so he can take his Stone Island Junior jacket back to the outlet centre .
The Official Central Manchester Big Coat Committee has decreed that it is acceptable for Oasis Dads to undo the top flap of their Massive Eff Off Coats by two inches during the current heatwave, but only between the hours of 1pm and 2pm.