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Keila | Writer | Podcast Host| Unfiltered | Hair Model | OES🌟 |OMO OYA 📿|Rattler 🐍
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Y’all... so my child asked to wear her sunglasses to school today, fine. I figured they were gonna take them off for picture day because why would you need sunglasses for Fall pictures, right?... Y’ALL 😭
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My child has told her zoom class that I’m making my magic cigar. I’m going to faint lmao.
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Blacc Sam’s story about Nipsey building a computer from parts is a very very important story for STEM and black children.
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This was last night while planning her outfit and hair 😂
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@ashleysimpo
I had to make something up so she would understand that when she sees it, it’s time for her to go in her own space 😭
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My bd and I had a wild wtf moment today because we literally had a wild night after top flite and 6 years later we at a damn kindergarten graduation 😂
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Don’t ask JANE FONDA about activism and rights then try to say “she’s joking” bc of the type of show she’s on. She’s 85 — this ain’t her first rodeo. If that’s what she said, that’s what it is.
Joy: “Besides marching and protesting, what else do you suggest?
Jane: “Well, murder.”
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Told my child she is not allowed to cuddle tonight because she ain’t eat vegetables and this child really places ONE finger on my neck. I said wyd? She said she just needs a little bit of cuddles 😩😩😩
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such a surreal feeling of something being in your brain then being manifested in like…real life.
I wrote “If My Hair Could Talk” trying to win a $100 poetry contest when I was 19. Didn’t win. It got published at 23. Today it’s a full art gallery. I turn 31 on Sunday. God’s plan.
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Why did my child come in the kitchen to tell me she cleaned her room and I turn around and this what she got on 😂
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Dating a country man, like a REAL country man is really something I needed lmao. This man throw anything on the grill at ANY time, feed me, take me & pick me up from work and he is FUN.🗣️ roll tide baby 😂
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Yemi came and gave me a kiss and said “it was in my calendar” 😩 y’all look at my girl calendar 🥹
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@lareinanyc
They’re same day now! They give you a code and you go online and order them! Super convenient and easy to share with family so you don’t have to mail them 😂
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People act like 30 is 50 until they’re 29. Then they see that 30 is actually 20 again but a little more figured out lol.
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Men clear 35 women in less than 6 months without even THINKING about getting tested or taking some time to sit down so this “boy math” y’all trying to do with Brittany Renner should stop right now.
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after a YEAR without a car
—- I finally have a car that’s MINE. tough times don’t last , tough people do.
Shoutout to my friends for giving me rides and picking me up. It’s been a LONG 365 days of WALKING, Ubering, TURO & Lyfting 😭 but I made it okay
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I lost my younger sister
@__MarieeAmor
this morning to a car wreck. She was 25.
I’m heartbroken. & my usual happy go lucky positive vibes self is not here right now. I’m trying to perk up and feel better but this shit is tearing me up. She was truly my best friend. 💛
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I talk a lot of shit on Twitter but in real life...I talk a lot of shit in real life too.
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If y’all haven’t watched this YouTube series, I strongly encourage you to set aside some time LMFAOOO DRUSKI is hilarious
Druski new artist UgliestRapperAlive going viral after dropped some new music ‼️🔥
They saying he sounds like Rich Homie Quan on this 😭
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in college this guy asked to come over and I was like “nah, it’s shark week” 😭 and he still came over but with snacks and a heating pad... that following week in class, a girl is behind me talking about how her man took her heating pad with him to his homeboy house 😐
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After long hours on set with Mommy, Yemi wanted to take her own pictures when we got home 😂 here is a 17 sec clip of her greatness. She’s a natural.
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IYK anyone affected by the apartment complex fire in Atlanta, please shoot me a DM with your email. I have a point of contact who has a few apartment complexes willing to help with no application or admin fees and short term leases.
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Establishments that make employees pay to park are trash.
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I was on FaceTime with someone who was trying to get to know me and my nail broke, right? I said “damn, I just broke my nail” and next thing you know I had a cash app drop. I didn’t ask. Same guy asked me on a date, and cash apped me to go get an outfit. Again, didn’t ask.
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It’s always “Protect Black Women” until we tell you that you know our abusers.
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I finally had a dream with my Sister where she looked her normal self and we hugged and talked. I asked her if people in Heaven cry or miss people and she said yes. Idk how real this visit or this dream was but I really woke up feeling a little renewed.
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here to confirm all his food is good AF 😭
Y’all this man is in Atlanta…I must find him!!!! Paul Shore 🤔
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My mom is officially on the ballot to run for a State Representative seat in Florida. Happy Friday!
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Y’all, why my momma went to ComicCon AND dressed up 😂 she really is enjoying 50.
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My married friends really be having me fucked up when they talk about their husbands not wanting to watch the kids. This could also be why I don’t have no husband. You laid down with me, you’re watching your damn kids when I run errands, lil bitch.
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Bitch I used to be singing Rain On Me when my momma had me on punishment
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I love calling my friends rich and abundant because when I say it I mean it. All of them deserve luxury and things that make them feel nice. Even if we ain’t all the way there yet, we are on the way.
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my sister came to me in a dream today. I was following behind her in a car and she got out, came to my driver side and say “I’m okay Sisterrrr” and now I feel a little better. Transition complete,
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Thankful she’s at the point where she does this on her own. Lol.
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The type to say a prayer then go get what I just prayed for.
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A YEAR AGO TODAY my baby’s school picture went viral! 😭 what a year it has been!
Y’all... so my child asked to wear her sunglasses to school today, fine. I figured they were gonna take them off for picture day because why would you need sunglasses for Fall pictures, right?... Y’ALL 😭
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Me: That’s Baby Voice Darius, go’on head!
Friend: Ain’t that Thug Yoda?
Me: 🙃
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J-Bird made it to astrology twitter 😭
Aries Full Moon is almost here and everybody is yelling at strangers outside jsksksks
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Ok I can post on my regular story now:
I’m bartending a 3 day writing camp hosted by Babyface x Keyz x Diddy x Ciroc! 🔥🔥🔥
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my man cracked a joke about my fat stomach so I made a hairline joke and now Valentine’s Day over 😭😂 I keep telling y’all don’t joke with me
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Just a friendly reminder that accomplishments won’t cure your depression.
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Call me sensitive, but I’m a firm believer in affirming my partner. I affirm my friends and family too. I’m not finna clown you as a means to show my love.
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Y’all like poetry bitches but y’all don’t like poetry bitches forreal
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Please pray for us who have kids and no power because they’re malfunctioning without electricity. 😭😭😭 My child said “so what are we supposed to do, just play with regular stuff?”
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Y’all Yemi really got her hair done how SHE wanted it for 1st and First day of school 😭 know the girl!
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I tried to date, be a player, crush a lot, hoe phase it out, and nopeeee— not for me. I’m good. I’ll be posting my engagement next year with my comments off.
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Nobody:
Yemi: When I turn 6, will the tooth fairy bring me gold teeth like all your friends?
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I done called this man the wrong name on the phone 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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If y’all are thinking about having raw sex tonight, I just want y’all to know that kids cough in yo face and daycare is almost $1k a week.
Signed,
Someone who slipped and fell on the dick.
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“for someone who doesn’t like people to talk to them in the morning you sure talk to me a lot” - my child on accountability 😭
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Hey Monie!
What's a TV show that only you remember existing no matter how many people you tell about?
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Tonight I needed to study, I also needed to spend QT with my kiddos. Took them to Five Below to pick out 1 learning toy and 1 self care item. also got pizza. As I’m doing my work, they’re next to me painting nails and told me “this is the best weekend ever” 😪😭🥺
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This time last year I was getting hate messages for being a cannabis friendly mom 😂 good times
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SHOUT is always gonna remind me of the scene in The Temptations when David Ruffin got pulled on stage 😭 and boom! we at dinner and we find out he finna be a Temptation 😂😂😂
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My Abuela told me she would call me back because she was on the phone with her boyfriend —- she’s 82. There’s still hope for me 😭
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I really got a record label to back my art show. This is wild.
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Pray for us with jobs who don’t give a fuck about their employees
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The Dean of Fine Arts at Howard University is defending a rapist.
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This really the most single I have ever been since I was 14 😭 like no back up, no roster, no work boyfriend, no side piece lingering in the DMs, NADA. My Baba told me I needed a season of solitude but I didn’t know the ancestors were serious 😩
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please get YALL friend, Yemaya. She at her Daddy house & this is what she over there doing. It’s really the moomoo for me
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