Applying the wand in time to the Broadway cast album of Hadestown may not be peak gay, but it's somewhere up the side of that mountain.
Plus, it's appropriately autumnal, and
@KinkyTiedGaymer
needed to hear it, as should everyone.
@ruggerhostage
@obsequioussnow
Any passing math people: find a way to work the above into a proper "penis" joke. The "p" and the "e" are accounted for.