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🚨 Privett Life has a world exclusive in this week's newsletter.
Read the full, uncensored interview with the gaffers below.
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Yeah mate probably wasn't a red actually. Get back to the River Island sale rail x
After going down to 10-men before half time, Lee Hobbs reflects on the 2-0 home defeat to Gosport Borough earlier today.
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@platinumtrade22
#ppfc
@swsportsnews
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100 likes and Edd and I will apply for the commentary role.
🚨| MEDIA VACANCIES
Looking to get into media world? Why not join Gosport's media team.
The roles we are looking to fill are as follows:
- Social Media
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For further information please click the link below:
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Gosport Borough, a team jointly coached by two coaches who weren't even born when the first Harry Potter film came out, are three points clear at the top of the Southern League Premier South.
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69 likes and Edd and I will cover a Christmas song of your choosing on tomorrow's Xmas special.
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WOWOWOWOWOWOW!
Bloody hell. Steward with an outstanding save. Walton's first shot of the second half.
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Confirmation that Toby Steward will be with GBFC until the end of the season, provided
#Pompey
don't recall him.
Joe Lea: "He's been very good. We’ve conceded the least amount of goals in the league this season. Not only that, he’s been fantastic with his kicking."
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What a brilliant, 100% intentional, definitely not a cross debut goal.
Jewitt-White for Ballon d'Or.
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Ollie Watkins competed in the same league as a Gosport Borough team featuring Dan Wooden back in 2014.
Some story, some bloke. Watkins isn't bad either.
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4-0 win away. Half the attendance Boro fans. I used to dream of days like this.
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Shout out to
@Ollie_Bayliss
for keeping everyone up to speed recently.
A very honourable man.
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Four years in the game and finally found an outlet for my pro-Ashmore agenda.
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This group's finest hour so far. 100 miles on a Tuesday night. Couple of teenagers playing. Captained by a RW3 held together by Deep Heat fumes and sellotape after another rushed injury recovery. But Alfie and Tarbs deliver again.
Absolutely amazing. Very proud.
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Eight years ago
@GosportBFC
travelled approximately 3,000 miles to play high-flying North Ferriby in the FA Trophy quarter-finals – and somehow fucking won.
Absolute madness.
View
@PitchSidePhoto
full album of a ridiculous day below.
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This acid is class. Just hallucinated this nine month period when a Boro team managed by two children made the play-offs.
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This lovely fella from Indonesia just followed us on Instagram.
We truly are fucking massive.
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Gerard Storey tucks it and GOSPORT ARE THROUGH!
All the best Tavistock but no offence, hope we never have to travel here on a Wednesday night ever again.
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Highlight of the game:
A visibly knackered Rory Williams slipping one down to the line to Suraci and shouting: "on your own Pat."
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DAN WOODEN'S START TO THE SEASON
591 minutes played 🕘
Seven goals ⚽️
Two assists 👟
One unpunished handball ✋
23 pints of Moretti drunk 🍻
Averaging 0.88 goals per game 🔥
Subbed off six times for a sit down and a cup of tea ☕️
Old and shit imo.
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The new equipment.
Despite our best efforts with new equipment the overnight rain has beaten us - our game with
@MerthyrTownFC
is OFF today.
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Ready for the best performance by an English winger in yellow since Brad Tarbuck in the play-off semi-final.
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Your Privett Life Player of the Season - and for every season while we have breath in our bodies - is Dan Wooden.
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Good morning.
And a special good morning to Pat Suraci, who scored this banger on Monday night.
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Not all bad news for Totton, of course. This playoff run should push attendances around the 10,000 mark next season.
#GoStags
🦌
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Feel like my soul's been ripped out, but what a pleasure it's been to watch these impeccable vibesmen turn this football club around this season.
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Very sad to hear Brian Cosgrave has passed away. Was club secretary for nearly 30 years and helped hold things together during the tough times.
RIP 💛💙
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Extremely pleased that Patrick O'Shaggerty is sticking around.
> Two penalty saves this season
> Moderate to high levels of banter
> Prolific Privett Life tweet liker
Here are some of your best bits so far
@PatrickOF97
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Some very kind words about Sam Hookey - I had a lump in my throat.
Pat Suraci: "We were in search of a midfielder, but Sam Hookey’s come in and been excellent - probably in our top three or four performers every game."
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Our tightest vote ever, but congrats to
@brendanwillson6
on winning August player of the month.
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Gutted to announce that Privett Life will be sponsoring Matt Paterson this season.
Unfortunately our 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th choices were already taken.
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Anybody know what’s happening to
@MONEYFIELDSFC
10 years of service over 200 goals not even a phone call off the chairman to explain what’s going on 🙊🙊
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Apologies in advanced for the most pretentious thing I've ever written.
Some words on Wednesday's events below. Entitled: Men will literally write 2,671 words on a Step Three play-off semi-final instead of going to therapy.
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🟡 3-2 🔵
Goallllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We’ve only gone and done it! Super Sub Dan Wooden strikes a thunderbolt into the top corner! Giving us the lead and surely the three points 🤩
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10 years on, Williams and Wooden still winning us football matches. It's great to be alive, it really is. Get me into that horrendous-smelling Harrow Borough clubhouse ASAP.
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Manifesting 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
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Play-offs secured with three games to spare. But it’s probably too early for them. And Rafa will never cut it at this level. Sharp won’t either. And Wooden and Rory are fossils - Tarbs is too injury prone. Kav’s hairline is too shit. And Rewy’s too ugly.
#hatersaremymotivators
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Fucking floored by this. Bill is one of the nicest blokes I've ever met.
All the absolute best to him and his family.
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.
@_JLea_
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Another year, another Golden Boot. Not bad for a Moretti-chugging fossil who lacks unbelievable body language.
22 for the season - with hopefully a few more to come.
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👀 FRONT COVER REVEAL!
Issue Five will be on sale at Privett Park during our game against Hereford on Saturday 3 October and also via our online store.
What do we think?
#PrivettParklife
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Hi there. We're at Chesham and Patrick O'Shaggerty has just saved another penalty.
Pretty sure he's the best goalkeeper ever.
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Can't wait for a few alcopops in All Bar One with these lads when this is all over 🙈🙈🙈
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Very, very good.
Yesterday, Luke went to watch his local team, Gosport Borough!
Then this happened...😂🎅
New Ramble!➡️
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Hate doing serious shit on here but this is 100% right.
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Best I've seen us play since the glory years.
Something is happening in PO12 this season.
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Doing what he's done at 19 is fucking insane.
Thank you to everyone
@GosportBFC
for a great experience on loan. Gutted we couldn’t go all the way but very proud of an amazing season💛💙
-40 games
-15 clean sheets
-supporters player of the season
-best defensive record in the league
-Play off semi final
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Two of the best blokes on the planet.
🗣 | Post-match interview with Pat and Joe from our play-off game against Salisbury
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8⃣ years ago. The last game before it all went tits up in spectacular fashion.
Ashmore-Cuthbertson-Poate(c)-Woodford-Williams-Barker-Robinson-Carter-Wooden-Wort-Bennett
Pikey was aeroplaning on the touchline when the third went in, goading the fans to give Pato more abuse.
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Bookies favourite Bracknell 2-0 down to The Job's Too Big For Them FC.
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Introducing Issue Eight of Privett Life.
48 pages. All killer no filler. No ads and just £3.50.
On sale at Bracknell (H) on Saturday and online shortly after.
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Cribbs FC, with your badge like a Lidl-brand toothpaste.
Our FA Cup opponents at home.
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Salisbury (A), that'll be a quiet night in at the library - NOT!
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TWO IN TWO FOR REW
PLYMOUTH GAFFER IS A DICK
JOE AND PAT ARE GODS
yes, that is a Haiku
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Thanks to everyone who voted for Player of the Season.
3rd:
@harryjkavanagh
2nd:
@rew_harvey
1st: The King of Privett Park
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Congrats to Harvey Rew for winning the January Player of the Month award!
Just got on to the bus to Hendon and realised I've forgot to bring ur hat.
A thousand apologies.
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Many congrats to the January player of the month.
Did bits in midfield again today.
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Alex Barsa is averaging a goal or assist every 108 minutes this season, all while covering the length of several marathons every week.
If there's not a Czech flag draped over the clubhouse end on Wednesday night and Kozel available on draught, there will be trouble.
🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿
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'Hi, is that Mark Molesley. Yeah, mind the fucking gap son.'
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3-2. A fucking grim season in the books.
Usually try and put something insightful (and hillarious) after the last game of the season, but got nothing in the locker after a campaign of enthusiasm-sapping false dawns.
So, just up the Yellows we guess. I hope it'll all be alright.
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Head has returned to Mars.
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Speak for all the GBFC legacy fans when I say I hope these twats fancy one last dance next season.
The thought of all five of these choppers turning out for us a few seasons ago would've been laughable.
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That time of year again.
Salisbury, Portchy and the rest, you can stop filling up his voicemail.
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🏆| Privett Life Player of the Season
Congrats to
@1woodford
for winning the vote.
Read about what makes him such a brilliant guy in the latest edition of the fanzine - with all profits going towards feeding vulnerable families in Gosport.
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COMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE ONNNNN YELLLLLOOOOOWWWSSS!!!!!!
INTO THESE SPIRE AND STONEHENGE SHAGGING BASTARDSS TONIGHT 💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💙💛💙💛
SEIZE THE DAY ⚽️⚽️⚽️🤴🤴🤴⚽️⚽️⚽️
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JOE LEA, JOE LEA, JOE LEA, JOE LEAAAAAAAAAAA!
The greatest chant in GBFC history will be making a comeback next season.
@_JLea_
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I'm very happy. Campbell is the best signing of all time. Diaz changed the game. Tarbuck playing like a man possessed. Atmosphere very good.
If I didn't just pay £4.80 for the ferry, this might have been the best day of my life.
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Thank fucking christ.
📰👥 Our Joint-managers, Pat Suraci & Joe Lea have committed to BORO’ for another year and will remain in their roles for the 2024-25 season.
#UpTheBoro
#UTB
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Ladies and gentleman, introducing the front cover of Issue Five of Privett Life
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2-0 THEO LEWIS IS BACK BABY
Someone get that man a jumbo box of PG Tips.
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Wessex League is actually mad hahaha
And 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆! ✍🏻📝
The 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗥𝗗 new face here for the Royals!
Former Baffins Milton Rovers Captain
𝗭𝗔𝗞 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗣𝗘
Everyone at AFC Portchester is delighted to welcome Zak to our ranks for the upcoming season!
#ForzaPortchy
|
#NewEra
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⏰| ON THIS DAY
A year ago, Charlie Davis tucked away a penalty against Wimborne to keep our survival hopes alive.
Also,
@TONYLEE29
beat an advertising hoarding within an inch of its life...
Relive the magic - now with added Titanic music.
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