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PC Gamer | Berserk fanatic | CEO of shitpost | Software engineer I Pokémon, Gundam, Cards etc || @Poyovault
22 ♡ UK
Joined January 2020
The French .French people.Anyone who has a French passport.The entirety of France .T h e F r e n c h.
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Normalise having 0 bodies.
Having 0 body count at 20 is a big red flag.
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No situationship, no talking stage, no sneaky link. Just a chill guy and girl who adore each other
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Passed out like 6 times but here’s ur organic moisturiser pookie
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All the men who use “:3” I curse you with permanent itchy balls.
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I completed upgrading my pc, I left my brother alone for 2 seconds and he shattered my tempered glass…this is my 13th reason GOODBYE
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Guys this blew UP .It was a joke, I don’t appreciate the threats in my dms. Chill pls
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Daily reminder that there is a HUGE difference between lust and love.
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@MitchellRossman This is based on French people I’ve met on games and my auntie also being French. Everyone I’ve encountered is obnoxious, arrogant and toxic. However, when I’ve visited Paris I only experienced one rude person! . But overall it’s a joke 🧍🏻♀️.
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Idk who needs to hear this but don’t get overly attached to anyone because you’re just destined to get hurt.
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GUYSGUYSGIYS THERE’S A GUY SELLING A 1up ARCADE MACHINE FOR £90….chat…hear me out . I’m so tempted to get it and mod it with a raspberry pi 4.
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My prized possessions, look at my silly lil guy with his felt hat
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UPGRADE COMPLETE! I just have to cable manage 🤓 . All my homies hate cable management
I completed upgrading my pc, I left my brother alone for 2 seconds and he shattered my tempered glass…this is my 13th reason GOODBYE
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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation to start a whole new life in another country.
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Dear gym bros, I promise you that you’re allowed to season your chicken.
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I am FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE from twitter jail, I hope you guys missed me
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Minors DNI.NSFW DNI.French DNI.Kirby haters DNI.Oddish haters DNI.
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Can we normalise waiting for your forever person, who’s dreams and aspirations align with yours as well as loving all your silly aspects. Healing yourself and focussing on your own peace first to ensure you give everything to your future s/o because if you don’t date to marry,.
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Are good financial decisions about to be made? Find out next time on Ash ball z
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I’m on twitter for friendships and NOT to date. If you have other intentions when messaging me please don’t. Thank you <3. Trying to be my friend with the sole purpose to date me is insane.
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Only my day1 kidney cult members remember my drinking mouthwash arc
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Oh im pretty? I am going to violently decompose in front of you, into the most vile, grotesque abomination with rot oozing from all corners to the point where this decaying flesh is no longer discernibly human. I’ll be the worst thing you've ever seen….you still want me or ^-^.
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Spotify wrapped?? Bro how about I wrap a rope around my neck ^-^.
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Someone come and do a replay marathon of every single game here pls ty
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BestfriEND. BoyfriEND. GirlfriEND. It all ends. but you know what doesn’t end? . Pokemon pulls. Rt if you cried.
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I lied. Put your clothes back on we’re going to watch the entirety of Evangelion.
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□ single.□ taken.☑ Patiently waiting for the next berserk chapter (16 days EEEEEEE).
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Tired of Twitter users having a new gf/bf every week like bruh, you’re not in love. You’ve deluded yourself so much to the point where differentiation of both is non existent.
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To crave somebody’s presence instead of their body is the purest and true form of love.
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I asked my mother If she could get some eggs because pr0tein and she came back with 75…. 🧍🏻♀️
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Modded mayflash f500 and Haute 42 mini. All clean and ready for drowning pools 2024 🤓
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New Year’s resolutions are dumb, if you really wanted to change/start things you’d do it asap.
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Update: I put a new controller in 🙂↕️
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She’s a 5 but she would peel 1kg of grapes for you just to make you smile.
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Mid clearing out/organising my clothes and I didn’t realise how many black tops I owned 🧍🏻♀️
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