Maximiliano Valhe Porto Profile
Maximiliano Valhe Porto

@PortoValhe

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Conservative. Polytheist. Philosemitic. Aspiring Stoic. Bass player. Ironic Haladriel shipper.

Joined October 2021
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@PortoValhe
Maximiliano Valhe Porto
10 months
New rule: posting one of the Golden Verses of Pythagoras each Monday. "First, worship the Immortal Gods, as they are established and ordained by the Law."
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RT @agusantonetti: El 40% de la población de Ecuador votó a una candidata que dijo en campaña que las condiciones de vida de Venezuela eran…
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@RealitySalesman So it was all a trick! I've been bamboozled?
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@PortoValhe
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@Strangeland_Elf There's a whole debate in the woke right between atheist and pagans on one side and Xtians on the other over whether Xtianity is a Jewish plot or not or if opposition to Xtianity is a Jewish plot. Real schizo hours.
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@RealitySalesman Bu-but you said "scholars agree"?!
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@RealitySalesman I trust you as a source
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@ImpClaudiusAvg Summon the Army!
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@PortoValhe
Maximiliano Valhe Porto
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RT @ImpClaudiusAvg: Just know when you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to.
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@swordgunlimited I see you're getting more into fishing.
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@BorealRaden Wow Nazbol is actually a thing?
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RT @VerminusM: Trump: "If all the Gaza hostages aren't returned by Saturday at 12 pm, I would say cancel the ceasefire. Let all hell break…
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@PortoValhe
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@DaemonHellenic Sorry to disappoint 😞 I'll try to increase my autism levels.
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@RealitySalesman Maybe drop strong hints that it's what you want.
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@PortoValhe
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@DaemonHellenic I liked it. Then I read the historical inaccuracies. Then I accepted it as Czech Braveheart.
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@PortoValhe
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@daatdarling Sad facts. But I'll try to keep it in mind.
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@PortoValhe
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@RealitySalesman Hmmm. Feels like you should be more accepting of presents then. But to each their own.
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@daatdarling Gonna try to sell that to my boss tomorrow.
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