Ryan Stillwell 🏆
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I guess you’re all waiting for my Palace match report aye?
Oh okay. Have this then. It’s been an honour.
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A message to
#Pompey
.
We’ve just lost a game in the 96th minute, yet we still raised our arms in song.
Hopefully you fucking get it now. We’re not asking for the world, or for success today, all we want is everything given to the cause.
We saw that today. That’s the benchmark.
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Right then
#Pompey
fans, lump all your money on Pompey winning the 2044 Women’s FA Cup, Isla Stilwell to score the winner. It’s an absolute certainty.
Yes, I’m having a daughter.
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Today was:
Cambridge’s 1st away win
Cambridge’s 1st win at Fratton Park… ever
Cambridge’s 1st away game scoring more than 1 goal
Cambridge’s 1st game facing less than 10 shots
Cambridge’s 1st game facing less than 4 shots on target
Today was:
Awful.
#Pompey
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4 years ago today,
#Pompey
were sat 10th in the third tier of English football.
Also on that day, Pompey fans turned up the volume to such a degree that they were heard FOUR miles away, on Hayling Island.
Noisy Blues. 🔵
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And in other news, Charlie Austin is single-handedly fighting Southampton Twitter. He’s also doing a bloody good job at it.
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A Pompey fan walks into a bar at Wembley, the barman says “The usual?”
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It has been the highest honour to represent you, the
#Pompey
fans, for over two years. The city I was born in, the club I grew up with, I’ve always done this job with pride.
Unfortunately, it ends tonight. It is very much not my choice, but it is happening. Thanks for listening.
Poignant moment for
@PompeyViking62
after today being informed it will be his last game for
@ExpressFM
. Will be massively missed by us all in the
#Pompey
press box. As is the other empty seat (
@djliamh
). Top, top lads.
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Gareth Ainsworth 4 minutes into the game on Saturday.
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Easy win aside (nearly pooed at the end), that is a phenomenal effort from the Carlisle fans.
Just under 700 making the 700-mile trek from border to border. Travelled well and far, backed their team all game. Best away following at Fratton for some time.
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Go behind?
Come back.
Go behind again?
Come back again.
The resilience of this team cannot be overstated; they simply refuse to lay down. So, so close now.
5 to go. Stay the course. 🔵
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The hierarchy and recruitment team at the club were called upon to help get this team over the line. I believe they’ve answered that call, and well.
16 games of football now lay between us and the Championship. No windows, no cups, no distractions. 1,440 minutes left… can we?
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The atmosphere for tomorrow game needs to be on some next level, eardrum-bursting intensity.
This team has earned the right to have a full Fratton Park rattling off its hinges. Crank the volume and let’s get into it. Blues. 🔵
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Arsenal fans are proper in their own feelings.
“They sang something about an ambulance”
“They called one of our players shit”
“Their player won the ball and it gave our player a boo boo”
Fucking grow up. Pathetic bunch of squinnies. Up the Blues, fuck the Prem mentality. 🔵⚽️
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From the football club that brought you:
• Writing off Gavin Bazunu before he arrived
• Hyping up Gassan Ahadme to godlike level
Maybe, just maybe, we give Denver Hume a chance. I’m just spitballing here.
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No ill will toward Stevenage as a fan base…
But fuuuuck me was it nice to beat that rancid whopper goblin and his team of dickhead parasites.
They went from nippy harmless fouls in the first half, to outright dangerous attempts to take players out.
Get it right fucking up ya.
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Not even Plymouth will take the piss out of us now. I was expecting the mother of all wind-ups after the game, but somehow even fucking Plymouth feel sorry for us as a fanbase.
Sick of it, please let this season end.
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Without wishing to offend, as so many can’t be here, I must still state how much of a personal honour it is to represent my club and city, here at Wembley for the first time.
#Pompey
has always been central to my life, and to have the chance to work here is amazing. 🎙🔵⚽️
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When Louis Thompson scores, everyone is happy.
In a season of nightmares, this is a wonderful image.
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7 times we’ve gone behind.
7 times we’ve come back.
Portsmouth FC, we’ve got plans.
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This next man up mentality that Pompey has is outrageous.
So many injuries, players getting sent home the day of the game, and every single player who receives the call steps up, stands on business, and delivers.
7 to go. Stay the course. We’re nearly there… 🔵
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A special good morning to the following people:
Nicky Cowley
Owen Dale
Marlon Pack
The kid with the towel
Colby Bishop
Every single beautiful bastard associated with Portsmouth FC
And yes, Nicky, I do want one. Whatever the one is, I want it. 🔵
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The Harness/Naylor perfectly synchronised knee-slide in front of the celebrating Fratton End could be the best moment of 2020. Beautiful stuff, up the Blues.
#Pompey
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Morning all. I’ve been mulling over it, and I’ve concluded the following:
I’ve always spoken with honesty, spoken with integrity. This is no time to stop.
So, I’m giving you the truth, unfiltered, unadulterated, unabated on all this. Stay tuned…
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“Is he cooking?” status update:
HE’S DONE IT. IT’S AN ALL-TIME DISH TO FILL UP EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE SENSES.
THE HEAT WAS ON IN THE KITCHEN, AND HE’S PULLED OUT A MICHELIN STAR BANGER.
PLAYLIST: MIKE OLDFIELD. YOU KNOW IT HAD TO BE.
🔵 BELIEVE 🔵
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I can only assume that “do your thing” actually means “concede 9 goals in 1 game please” 🤷🏻♂️
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I don’t know what to say.
For now, I love you all. 🔵
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57 games
14 midweek away games
~10,650 miles driven
~170 hours of driving
FA Cup - R3
League Cup - R2
EFL Trophy - Qtr F
Final league position - 8th
The numbers after having made it to every single
#Pompey
game this season in every comp.
I’m off to bed. See you in 3 months.
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That was a delightful evening.
Fans were in the mood, players were in the mood, and another fully deserved win.
Last month we played Bolton twice in 4 days, and it was a waking nightmare. Tonight we showed the distance we’ve come since then.
Also, Colby says shhh. 🔵
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A most holy day is upon us, and we the people shall thank the lord.
Happy Jamal Lowe Day. 🔵
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315 League One games later, it’s time for us to say goodbye.
It’s not always been the best adventure; but it’s one we never gave up on, and after 28,350 minutes of football, it’s had the perfect ending.
Worth the miles. Worth the money. Worth the wait. We’re back. 🔵
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Oh yes.
We now get to seal our 12-year for a Championship return, at home, in front of 19,000 of our own fans.
Get me back to Fratton, and then get me up. 🔵
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WHAT THE FUCK DID WE DO?!
Jensen Weir is being linked with a loan move away to a group of clubs that includes Reading, Derby and The Twats along the coast, reports
@DarrenOWitcoop
.
Things could start to get hectic for the
#BHAFC
loan army as Roberto De Zerbi's squad is trimmed down.
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Traffic on the A3 must have been insane.
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This is a
#Pompey
public service announcement:
All hostilities with the Sunderland fanbase have ceased. Yugoslavia is in the past.
It is confirmed as of 11pm on August 9th, we exist in a state of war with the Ipswich fanbase.
Take Ed Sheehan off your Spotify.
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“Ah it was too complicated to sign him”
*he signs for a League One club later the same day*
Can you be arsed? Can you be fucking arsed?? They’ve taken your season ticket money, and you’re getting fuck all in return. You, me, all of us, we’re fucking mugs.
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Hi Oxford, thanks for wasting enough time that it gave us more stoppage time to score in. Blues x
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Oh no, Bishop only got 2 assists in a game we won 4-0 anyway, he’s absolutely finished get him gone etc etc.
Or, take a 4-0 win, go home happy, have a drink, order a takeaway, have pleasant and rigorous intercourse with your other half, and enjoy the weekend.
Blues. 🔵
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A long, long way to go…
But, in front of the cameras, against 2nd in the table, we’ve just put the division on full alert as to what this team is fully capable of.
Since Blackpool…
7 scored
0 conceded
9 points
We have plans.
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🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
I hereby re-define the following phrases:
“Very Pompey that”
“Most Pompey thing ever”
“Classic Pompey”
25 points gained from losing positions, turned defeat into victory 9 times, in a single season.
Classic Pompey. Very Pompey that. 🔵
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I’d like to introduce you all to the official League One away map for the 20/21 season, a co-production between the EFL and myself. Start your engines.
#Pompey
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Kelly Rowland x FNWAOI - Away Days
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By the way, Louis Thompson.
In the same season he’s gone from someone who looked like they’d never get through a 90 minutes game, to one of the most unyielding, grafting players in 2022. He’s worked so hard to get back to fitness, and deserves to be here next season.
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Every single mile, every single minute, always worth it. Get in. 🔵
And Captain Pugwash can fuck right off.
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#Pompey
fans chanting “this is embarrassing”.
It is not yet known if this is in relation to the performance, or the ticketing issues, or the secondary season cards, the power cuts at the ground, or a combination of the lot.
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No more cups.
No more distractions.
Nothing else in the way now.
Just a mammoth 25-game gauntlet between us and promotion.
Bring it on. 🔵
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Seen a few people trying to sell their tickets for Saturday for £100+ . To be very sincere, if you are doing this, don’t be a prick.
It’s been a crap year, people miss football, don’t start trying to skim money off your own community. Just go or sell it at face value.
#Pompey
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Put some respect on Erik Huseklepp’s name.
Seemed like 35 people know who he was. One of the 2011/12 “streets won’t forget” cult heroes 🔵
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Forcing Kingstonian out of their stadium.
Voting not to play out 19/20 season because they were worried about relegation.
Withholding iFollow for a rearranged game due to Covid cases.
Can we end the myth that Wimbledon is a darling club? As conniving and scheming as the rest.
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A round of applause must go out to George Hirst today.
One of the only players in football history to have attempted a cheeky dink over a goalkeeper… and ended up nutmegging him.
Guy’s out here playing 4D Chess. Good shift again.
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Footage of Danny Cowley chasing Joe Morrell around the M25 to stop him from reaching Ipswich.
Up the Blues.
#Pompey
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Put that in the bin. Just give me Mike Oldfield and 90 seconds of clapping out of sync.
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Justice for Zak Swanson, how’s he not got man of the match there?
Lovely finish and some fantastic crossing which carried our main threat by a mile.
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“Boooring boooring Pompey” is the chant from the Ipswich fans outside the ground.
Aye sorry Blue Brazil, we should all aspire to be more like the side who got 3 shots on target after 541 passes. Great winning goal it was too…
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Everybody in Fratton Park preparing a fat Play Up Pompey when the gaff is really up for it.
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Dear Boris Johnson,
Yours sincerely,
The entire United Kingdom.
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Portsmouth Football Club would like to celebrate the extraordinary achievements that “them lot” have delivered during their extended stay in the Premier League.
You will never be forgotten. Football respects your services to the beautiful game.
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George Hirst has scored 5 goals in 7 days.
He had previously scored 3 goals in 212 days.
Alongside the way he leads the line, he is changing the narrative of his season at breakneck speed. We take it. Blues. 🔵
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“Best squad in the league”
“Capable of making the Championship”
“Team spirit has never been as high”
“On our day we can beat anyone”
You finished 8th.
You talk. You proclaim. You promise. You pretend. You bluster.
And then...
You fail.
And now... you leave. 👋🏻
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Having watched this again, I can confirm that Dominic Thompson is indeed an utter clown.
Unhinged headloss, he even started squaring up to a number of his own teammates as they tried to calm him down. Justice for our Cowley.
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July 9th: Pompey will be turning to up-and-coming players to fire them into the Championship next season.
July 14th: Pompey will not re-sign 23 year-old academy product Brandon Haunstrip, and will likely re-sign 30 year-old next month Lee Brown.
Just going to leave this here.
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46 games
4,140 minutes
8,500~ miles
281 days
It all starts tomorrow. What and where will
#Pompey
be after all that?
Either way, we’ll be with them until the end. Let’s get right fucking into it lads. Up the Blues. 🔵
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Our first defeat in 90 minutes all season.
This team has put enough credit in the bank to deserve a wave of faith after what amounts to a singular bad day.
I’ll head into the Charlton game no more concerned than I did when I woke up this morning.
Blues. 🔵
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“Pompey will appoint a new head coach within 48 hours”
*72 hours later*
“A League One centre-back has emerged in the hunt to become Pompey’s next head coach”
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Hereford fans trying to start fights with Pompey fans outside the ground after game.
If only you’d fought as hard when your club was dying xo
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Worth remembering the opposition also consists ofpaid professionals who prepare their own plan for a game.
Two goal-line blocks, defended their own box valiantly, physically challenging all over, Cambridge were worth a point.
Our gap at the top extends, take that, move on. 🔵
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Regan Poole
Alex Robertson
Zak Swanson
Joe Morrell
Terry Devlin
Tom McIntyre
Six, SIX, 6, VI, 3 + 3, players out until at least the end of the season. The football gods are doing everything they can to keep up in this fucking division.
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The last team in the whole 92 to lose away from home.
We’ve got a lot of people praying on our downfall; we don’t need our own people trying to manifest it every time we don’t take 3 points.
“Found Out FC” will be back in 3 days’ time. Stay the course. 🔵
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People comparing Cowley’s 1st full season to Jackett’s 2nd/3rd/4th season.
Jackett got a contract extension in his 1st season, when
#Pompey
were 11th in November. They finished 8th.
Jackett had a chance to truly build his own squad and go for it. Cowley should also get one.
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Portsea Island is quaking. A low rumble is felt across all post codes PO. A hum of rage, bellowing REVENGE is heard emanating from a freezer inside Fratton Park. A figure emerges, hair aflame, eyes bloodied.
A cold frost descends. Tom Naylor has awoken. It’s time to play Oxford.
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Rafferty, Sat: “There will be bumps in the road, and that’s when we need them even more.”
Bishop, Tue: “The atmosphere was amazing. I can’t tell you what a difference that makes.”
Pompey fans, Sat: Booing a 0-0 in August.
Have a lovely weekend all. We go again.
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Project 46.
Colby Bishop - 46 games, 46 goals.
Tom Lowery is also going to be an absurd baller for us.
It’s a lovely day and the Blues are on their way. 🔵
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What a magnificent dai at the Park.
A lot of people made it home for the full-time scores it seems. Smart move, beat the traffic etc etc.
12 to go. Stay the course. 🔵
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This is THE angle. Filthier than a miner’s shovel.
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Yesterday was absolutely appalling; and I’m not even on about the football.
A dreadful day at Fratton Park, with questions that demand answers ⬇️
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I predicted a valiant, close defeat… and I fucking love being wrong about it! Been a slog of an underwhelming season, but what a wonderful way to end it at home. 🔵
It’s also fantastically hilarious. Take your tinpot rugby team and get promoted elsewhere.
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Unbelievable shithousery from all involved that Kenny Jackett is in the Sky Sports studio for
#Pompey
’s final must-win playoff clash.
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How about them shagging 🔵 BLUES 🔵
What a night. Something might just be happening.
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✨ positive spin ✨
The team currently top of L1 has also lost 4-0 at home this season, to a team below the team we’ve just lost 4-0 to. We also beat the winning side away from home.
46 games is a long old winding bitch. Keep the head. Next game in 74 hours. We go again.
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Across this season, I haven’t genuinely celebrated many goals. Empty stadiums, without you lot, doesn’t feel the same.
I lost it for Marquis’s late goal though. Limbs, screaming, the lot.
4 minutes later, my head is in my hands, heart sunk.
#Pompey
made me feel. And it hurts.
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That video of the Etihad from about half a mile away after beating Liverpool last night? Nothing special, this is Fratton Park 4 miles away in League One last season. Nothing compares to
#Pompey
fans.
#Portsmouth
#PUP
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Pompey actually won tonight:
Rattled an entire Premier League fan base ✅
Upset Piers Morgan ✅
James Bolton stepped forward and became the latest player to earn title of Professional Bastard ✅
A team other than Scum beat us at home ✅
We gained a lot here. 🔵
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You know what
#Pompey
, all is forgiven. You were right all along to lose to Harrogate, avoiding a trip to Luton was a stroke of genius.
Blues.
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Top of the league playing 4-4-2 🎵
Scarlett gets his hugely deserved 1st goal, and Griffiths decides to answer the Newport questions by digging a huge save out of the bottom corner in the 93rd minute to preserve 2 points.
Another lovely day for the bastard Pomp. 🔵
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Good news: We have arrived in Morecambe.
Bad news: We have arrived in Morecambe.
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Another Pompey come-from-behind masterclass. Add it to the collection.
13 to go. Stay the course. We’re getting closer… 🔵
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