PoisonousRatbag
@PoisonousRatbag
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I followed
@baddiel
cause I think he's funny. I didn't think I'd spend time telling actual Nazis to fuck off because of his timeline. That really isn't amusing at all. But you can fuck off anyway.
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@JohnnyMercerUK
@carolvorders
That has nothing to do with Carol Vorderman at all - she is perfectly correct to point out that you’re a liar.
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@JoeMulhall_
@brexit_sham
Little Tiny Tommy had a massive line,
spent the rest on blackjack and he couldn't pay his fine.
Tommy put his assets in his ex wife's name to hide.
Tommy didn't fool the judge who put him back inside.
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@twitdwood
It's funny how they went further and faster than us on sanctions and support, isn't it? You can't lead from the back.
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@christiancalgie
Nothing says duty to country like flying back from the Caribbean half cut in front of an upside down Union Jack.
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@ErickZehr
@abbyvesoulis
On behalf of the Rat Community I’d like to disclaim any connection with Mr Pilot 😀
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@GeorgeAylett
Yeah, when your actual enemies are falling apart it’s just the perfect time. Are you seven??
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@Daremict
@TeaPainUSA
By that rationale everyone should have a grenade launcher just in case. Actually though, what if someone came up on you with a multiple-launch rocket system? Maybe a helicopter gunship each to be on the safe side?
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@miffythegamer
@MaruiNeko33
@DaiSpora
"Evil shill for hostile foreign actors" wouldn't have fitted on the ticker.
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First they came for Bernie Spofforth.
And I didn’t speak out because I was laughing to much I couldn’t articulate anything and I’m not sure what happened after that because I hadn’t stopped laughing.
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@EJ_McGuinness
@Conservatives
@Keir_Starmer
Yeah but you put Boris Johnson and Liz Truss in, impoverished the country, gave vast public funds to your mates and screwed public services into the floor. So no.
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@XMichaelAnthony
@SatireStreet
If you didn't yell "get back to work you fat ponce" you've let the country down but we forgive you 😀
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@montie
What you really mean is your imaginary friend says you should control women's bodies and you're fine with abortion by coathanger.
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@GBNEWS
So two members of a party funded by Russian money interview another member of a party funded by Russian money on a channel funded by Russian money?
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@neilhimself
I love the bit where the author is too tribal to remember he’s supposed to be in Jesus’s camp... “a victim of Roman injustice for defending ‘kindness’” 😀
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@marcusleroux
When are we getting round to the capital assets of the Bank of Mum & Dad, which in this case were looted in their entirety from the Iraqi people? If another person says “Nadhim came to this country with nothing” I’m going to gnaw off my own limbs.
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@DarrenMillarMS
@PennyMordaunt
I love this - a few weeks cosplay in a dockyard and now she's acting like she comforted the dying Nelson at Trafalgar. There are barnacles on rowing boats that have a more distinguished record.
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@JohnRentoul
Privatisation happened in 1989 *on the specific promise* that our sewage infrastructure would be upgraded.
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@jreynoldsMP
It’s the most open and shut case of perverting the cause of justice in British legal history. Paula Vennells should have been jailed a decade ago.
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@realjunsonchan
@RSBNetwork
The bitter end was November 3rd kitten. Sorry. But if playing make-believe makes you feel better that's OK.
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
91% of our beef including all the steaks sold at anything like that price originate in the EU. They're tariff free. That "saving" is wholly illusory. Like most of the other benefits you claim.
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@Phil_Baty
@RCgothic
They're just frightened that places won't be given to Tarquin and Jemima anymore. When Oxbridge places for independent school pupils fall below the 7% of the population they make up then they can start to whinge.
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@russellquirk
@trustanthony
@NeilWootton
@UKLabour
@Keir_Starmer
@NewHallSchool
No they won’t. Nor will your daughter’s school. You won’t get tax breaks based on who your imaginary friend is. Message ends.
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@TLDRNewsUK
@Philpaulbert
Too many international students who pay £6 billion a year to UK education.
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@LiamFox
Funny how you defended his integrity, innit? Though let’s be fair here - that’s a bit like Prince Andrew being defended by Rolf Harris.
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@toadmeister
Exactly so. When a politician can’t give hundreds of thousands of pounds in public funds to a pole dancer without questions being asked it’s political correctness gone mad.
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@patrickkmaguire
If we're going to revoke peerages for treason we might as well do Daniel Hannan while we're at it.
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@afneil
If you’d just taken the taxpayer cash that Michael Gove gifted to Michelle Mone you could have bought every single primary school child in Scotland a £500 bike and had £9m left over.
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@cpeedell
@Majkenhb
@ClaireEllicott1
This was just a misunderstanding based on the large number of people who said “we want to punch Boris Johnson in the throat”
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@darrenmccaffrey
People who wanted hard borders shocked by hard borders appearing at borders.
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@Peston
@BorisJohnson
Forcing private associations to sell assets and creating government-backed mortgage securities to purchase the assets, then financing the transfer of assets with taxpayer cash. Hugo Chavez wouldn't have dared.
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@yuanyi_z
OK genius. How would you expel unelected legislators except by passing legislation during a parliamentary session?
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@RhonddaBryant
@NadineDorries
Unpleasant though it be, this is just a shadow of the depths they are going to sink to as they fall apart.
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@BathCA
You mean that tweet about parents of hungry children being lazy that you defended right up until the point Tory central office had a panic about your honesty?
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@sportandradio
@mikegalsworthy
No it isn’t - this stops disenfranchisement being recorded. They have no right to ask to see your ID.
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@tomhfh
It’s so obviously a breach of electoral rules in a GE year that it’s only a question of what sanction you should face. UK’s Fox News.
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@JohnnyMercerUK
@columeastwood
“I advocate sanctioning those who break the law unless they’re British soldiers“ isn’t quite the same thing.
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@tom_watson
@helenyg
It's not
@toadmeister
's first disturbing public comment on a teenage girl, let's be honest.
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@toadmeister
@cllr_LeGresley
I’m having a t-shirt with your potato face and “And to complicate matters, it’s by definition a variable” printed to remind me when to stop talking about stuff I don’t understand xxx
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@BrugesGroup
The electorate of 2016 do not get to mandate what happens in 2022. Message ends.
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@BethRigby
@J_Donaldson_MP
He told him whatever he thought he'd like to hear to get out of the meeting. Next he'll tell Sinn Fein what they want to hear. And on we go.
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@toadmeister
@TobiFrenzen
Not censorship to tell you you’re a crap peddler of easily falsified disinformation. That’s free speech. Censorship would be sentencing you to 20 years in jail for being a crap peddler of easily falsified disinformation.
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@SteveBarclay
@lewis_goodall
@theRCN
You are the worst negotiator in the UK’s history. Not surprising for a Brexitard but up against some pretty stiff competition.
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@David_Cameron
@BatterseaPwrStn
Yeah except it’s the entire country that you turned into a ruined shell.
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@campbellclaret
@FredThomasUK
Also sheer projection - it is Mercer who bloated his thin service record by claiming he had turned down the DSM. This is Trumpist desperation and a great insight into Mercer’s actual character under the veneer of bonhomie.
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@SimonClarkeMP
@BBCRadio4
No one is convinced by your lies and evasions. The incoming government should go for you and Houchen like the cheating crooks you are.
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@adamfare1996
Head of Geography stopped me while walking to my new office at certain boarding school and said "isn't there a lesson you should be in young man?" I was 35 and had just been made Director of Development.
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@montie
It’s the government you wanted. It just banned protest too. A dreadful piece of legislation but if it puts you in a jail cell at least there’ll be a silver lining xxx
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@MichaelRosenYes
Dreadful stuff. I was once conned into reading a book about a bear hunt with no real hunting, implausible weather and no bear capture at the end 😀
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@christopherhope
@PaulBrandITV
Because nothing says a new era of accountability like the person under investigation abusing his position to stop an inquiry. Pure Trumpism.
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@joymorrissey
He was lazing on a beach while he left our friends and allies to die. Fixed it for you.
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@playingintheyan
@MattieMattW_XRP
@ASFleischman
@Graysonmac
@oneunderscore__
No it’s mine now I own it look see mine.
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@Conservatives
Not remotely true. Want to send Sebastian and Jemima to Eton? Pay your VAT like everyone else.
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@rcolvile
Fourteen years of the most divisive government in the UK’s history, deliberately pouring petrol on the flames of every wedge issue and now you want to calm things down.
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@KemiBadenoch
a) get yourself to the recruiting office if you like it so much.
b) leave my children alone.
Message ends.
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@MichaelLCrick
"Not looking good for us chaps... going to have to attack her integrity. Anything on her? Children?"
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@_emrul
@emmaroc33249448
@Telegraph
Yes - do nip over to America. No one will subsidise your school fees though. And if you think you’re sending kids to private school on £75k a year you’re in for a nasty surprise.
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@EdwardoBadger
@BeckettUnite
If everybody but one agreed with Charlie they’d still have a right to protest.
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Delighted to see
@SquidgeRugby
being promoted by the BBC. The best rugby journalist out there. Bar none.
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@dinosofos
Dear Mr Rees-Mogg, Thank you for your thoughtful note. I look forward to seeing you out of office soon.
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@DPJHodges
Yes. Yes. He did. MEC Medical offered to make ventilators and were ignored. Boris placed an order for 10,000 designed-from-scratch ventilators that didn't exist from Dyson because Dyson was a Brexiter. End of story.
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@Miss_Snuffy
Maybe you should use it to say "oh look we got this wrong! Everyone makes mistakes. Here is why we should always check our attributions". Instead of doubling down, always doubling down, never admitting error.
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@BBCPolitics
What the hell does "I will await the outcome of the inquiry" mean in this context? He knows what he did so he can either refute or admit to it. No need for an inquiry at all.
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@CamillaTominey
@Telegraph
@GBNEWS
Ooh the man who just blew £144k on a contract for a simple vetting exercise is going to deliver efficiency across the whole of government?? 😂
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@DPJHodges
And also after the conversation which you claim started the whole thing. Nice. Dan "She Was Asking For It" Hodges.
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@ThatTimWalker
@JeanneBartram
As spokesrat for loathsome vermin around the country, I take grave exception to our being compared with any of the current inhabitants of No 10.
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@LBC
@JoRichardsKent
@CamillaTominey
Stop behaving like a member of the Waffen SS and we'll stop calling you out for it.
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@WJBMass
@RobertJenrick
@jeremycorbyn
You’re quite right to blame Corbyn after he has been in power for a decade.
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@GoodwinMJ
The substantive criticism is that you point at people you don’t like and label them elite and that’s literally the extent of your thoughts.
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@MarkHamill
Just moved to USA with my two daughters. They're going to school here in September. I try to tell them not to worry about this stuff but they do. No other country in the world has shooter drills in fucking schools.
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@PolitlcsUK
@lewis_goodall
Hi Matt! You gave a bunch of our money to your mates and broke rules that you fined people for. You stop hearing about that when you die. Yours, Britain.
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@PetronellaWyatt
Do you have any of their operating numbers and names, and which station they’re from? I’d like to send a thank you card.
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