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“kasihan pacarku sakit perut karena mens, minum air putih sayang”
- tidak offer the real solution
- kadang bikin kesal
- overused
- terlihat bingung
“sini aku hamilin”
- berani
- offer real solution biar tidak mens selama 9 bulan
- lelaki perkasa
“sakit perut, mens soalnya ;(“
- nanti disuruh minum air putih
- tdk keren
- overused
“aku sedang dihukum karena tidak hamil”
- filosofis
- mencengangkan 😎
- jarang terdengar
- memunculkan topik obrolan baru
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Bang, coba buka abis gitu singkirkan pasak besinya. Jangan-jangan ini Indonesia gonjang-ganjing karena ada rubah melukai garuda.
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Kaum orang yang udah leave RP adalah orang annoying yang mock people's fun karena mereka merasa mereka udah jadi orang yang "less stupid" karena udah leave RP. Mereka ngerasa orang-orang main RP itu konyol dan mereka merasa udah bebas dari hal itu makanya selalu merasa better.
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Kita sama-sama ngobrol kayak orang gila aja. Mungkin lo bakal merasa dunia lo hancur kalo kiamat doang. Tapi gimana sama orang lain yang dirugiin karena kebijakan yang gak mendukung mereka? Gimana sama orang lain yang menderita karena gak ada yang melindungi?
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Oh, cari tau MUN/RL-nya orang yang problematik di RP itu salah. Kalau masalahnya emang cuman di RP, nyari tau tentang RL si orang problematik itu salah banget dan gak bikin lu keren. Just because lu dikasih tau tentang RL-nya, bukan berarti bisa lu sebar. Dick move banget.
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Guys, if you’re my mutual, please press the heart button and I’ll tell you which chat bikin ilfeel that you’ll probably do (for fun). All media used belongs to the creators under this trend.
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I want to talk with everyone on my following list, hoping we’ll be good friends and such. How about a like, and I’ll give you some outfit inspirations that I think will suit you based on your profile and tweets?
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Perasaan banyak banget deh yang suka upload selfie muka RL and such di akun-akun cyber ini, kalo gak banyak, kenapa di ssefnum yang menjadi base untuk para cyber account ini gak dibanned tweet macam “qrt this with your fav selca”, hayo?
tentang updatetannya sipemilik akun, yg tidak mencerminkan bahwa akunnya adalah akun cyber, karena. terlalu banyaknya hal² yang di upload, bersifat memperlihatkan identitas asli dari si pemilik akun, dan mengakibatkan orang mulai mempermasalahkan, (dimana letak cyber accountnya)?
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Man is doing something that Bawaslu and KPU couldn’t do—disqualified 02.
Wkwk kaga usah pacar, kemaren gua bikin form FWA aja gua input ginian. Yang milih 02 auto gua apus formnya bodo amat lah tai
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This. And this is why knowing about someone’s political choices is important apalagi kalau dia your closed ones yang bisa lu pilih kayak teman, pasangan (..). Jadi, sorry ya, gue sangat serious about this kayak, pilihan lu tuh nunjukin apa yang lu value dan pandangan lu.
In the end, who we vote for is just a reflection of what we value.
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Gue, ketika nyuruh orang-orang buat main RP aja instead of fokus kuliah:
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Oh, it’s a win for the girls, then. And the lesbians cheered. 🎉
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Anak RP seeing this:
You all can make your own “haveaniesday” website!!
ini lah yang membuat kita agak lama merealisasikan website haveaniesday 2.0. website pembuat website :D
apa perlu kita bikin tutorial on how to make it?
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The jiwa-jiwa dosen in him is dosen-ing right now. Responnya bener-bener kayak dosen yang lagi ditantangin sama mahasiwa pakai pertanyaan konyol.
“RECEHAN, TIDAK LAYAK DIJAWAB PERTANYAAN KAYA GINI”
– EL PROFESSOR 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭😭😭
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SPOILER ALERT.
Dari komentar ini aja gue langsung menangkap beberapa hal yang... hadeh. Pertama, filmnya gak berfokus sama M—tapi Amah. Ini tuh menyorot gimana kehidupan Amah, lansia yang udah gak punya pasangan dan punya anak yang udah berkeluarga (dan punya urusan masing2).
Nggak nangis karena aku susah empati sama pengangguran nggak lulus kuliah nyusahin ortu 😭
Sampai akhir masih nganggur pula gemesssss 🫠
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Right. I mean it’s ok if you’re non-Sundanese and you want to speak bhs Sunda but please understand that aing itu kasar banget and you only can use aing ke orang yang also ngomong aing-aingan juga. It’s not bahasa gaul you think it is.
jjur ya, maaf bgt. kadang suka sebel sama orang nonsunda yg sering pake ngomong pake aing aing. woy, aing tu kasar bgt bjir. saran gua, kalo emg lu bukan orang sunda tp mau pke bahasa sunda, pake urang aja, jangan aing. apalagi ngomongnya sm org yg ga kenal deket, KAGAK SOPAN EGE
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Backburner by NIKI is definitely Ganjar Pranowo’s anthem. And yes, Anies Baswedan is definitely a Heather.
Mahfud Ungkap Alasan Tolak Jadi Cawapres Anies: Demokrat Ancam Keluar
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Cool girl monologue cool girl monologue cool girl monologue cool girl monologue cool girl monologue cool girl monologue cool girl monologue. {...}
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Fans defending a terrible man who's been ruining his bandmates' careers and now he's framed to be a victim and people are starting to blame his bandmates? Now tell me how that much stupidity runs in someone's blood.
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📂: Viewpoints by Celine.
Visited the newest mall in town—yes, it probably will be my second comfort mall after Paris Van Java because I like the layout and the open spaces are good. Plus point, it is only 10 minutes away from my house.
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📂: Viewpoints by Celine.
Bicycling (after 900 moons of delay) and brunching together with my constant companion.
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Beauty privilege is real, yes that’s true but it’s never the pretty’s fault if you’re being insecure just because you saw someone pretty getting lots of compliments for their beauty. Like, c’mon... The replies are nauseating.
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Jurusan HI is the frutiest cs they have:
BIplomacy
Theories of foreGAYn Policies
Studies of TRAN(s)archism
Issues in Developing CUNTries
International SecurTITTY studies
feb is so fruity cs they literally have
ACUNTTHING
JILMEK (jurusan ilmu ekonomi)
manaGAYMENt
MEKI (mene kki)
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Jangan nunggu hal buruk terjadi kalo lo bisa mencegah. Liat apa yang lu hadapi & apa yang bakal lu hadapi. Gak usah nunggu kiamat buat liat dunia hancur. Kiamat itu akhir dari segala akhir di dunia, termasuk penderitaan. Gimana kalo masih hidup tapi ngerasa menderita tiap hari?
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Imo, orang-orang cabang OCRP lokal tuh orang-orang yang kalau temenan, mereka punya friendship yang paling deep daripada anak RP cabang lainnya. Tapi kalo masalah jahat dan nyakitin, setan juga bisa minder sama mereka.
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Baru sadar sugar daddy pada demen nyekolahin ani-aninya karena anak benerannya kagak pada mau sekolah.
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Main RP gf x Main Tinder bf
Yang satu bermain di ladang para pemberi afeksi dengan muka orang dan hampir gak nyata, yang satu bermain di ladang pemberi afeksi dengan berbagai penyakit seksual. Kata gue mah lu berdua emang love the idea of loving someone aja dah.
Hi guys since udah merambat kemana-mana, izinkan gw menjelaskan pov gw bagaimana rasanya berhubungan dengan mba mantan ini. bukan pembelaan atau pembenaran, just trying to make you guys see what it feels like to walk on my shoe
tw warning dulu y ini ada tentang selfharm, su1c1d3
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Orang-orang tone deaf ini janjian apa ya munculnya depan muka gue hari ini? Mau lu kerja seberapa keras pun kalo emang hal fundamental seperti kebijakannya gak berpihak sama lu, lu cuman bakal ngerti kalo lu makan, lu aman. Mau sampai kapan? Kesejahteraan itu luas banget, ...
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Psikolog gratis.
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The latest cute things on my camera roll: Ghibli cafe + cake from my boyfriend. 🍃🍰
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Jangan Ajari Aku Sabar: kebelet boker sepanjang jalan tapi macetnya gila-gilaan.
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It’s the end of December: hug your loved ones, buy those books you’ve been wanting to read, make yourself warm and hydrated, stay alive and let’s wrap up this year on a good note.
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God created men then He sent us Cillian Murphy as an apology.
The fact that he took the time to shake hands with every actor speaks volumes of how Cillian is as a person.
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I hope everyone can be loved and feel loved the way they want to be loved. I hope everyone will never beg for the bare minimum, for the talks, for the respect they deserve. I hope everyone will find the right love for them. I hope everyone can love in the best possible way.
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Sumpah ini Tom Lembong disebut mulu ya. Girl, I know you're obsessed with him like, AREN'T WE ALL?!?!?
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What if beres nyoblos... kita... ciuman... di... bilik... suara.... hehehe.....
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Boyfriend: *sent me a comment about Cha Eunwoo*
Me: *yapping about Cha Eunwoo*
Boyfriend:
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Bandung indah dan romantis karena kalian tidak berkunjung ke Bandung Timur, melewati stopan Samsat, dan bertarung melawan Transformer di Soekarno-Hatta menuju Cibiru. Kalau berkunjung ke Bandung Timur, boro-boro hayang ciuman. Sungut juga udah bau jahanam.
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Single-handedly made my this year’s birthday the best birthday ever. Thank you for your thoughtful gift,
@stoicis_m
. Your presence alone is a gift for me already, but now you have gone the extra mile with this. I love you lots! 🤍
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I need to watch romance movies to feel something and as a reminder that this is never a bad life, this life is meant for you and there’s always beauty behind the pain (but I never wish for pain).
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I am blessed to welcome another Ramadan and to celebrate the month of peace and joy. May all Allah’s blessings be upon you, and love surrounds your heart so the void will be filled. Ramadan Kareem Mubarak, everyone. I wish you love, peace, and joy. 🤍
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Kisi-kisi Pertanyaan dan Jawaban Beberapa Pertanyaan saat Lebaran:
• Q: kapan nikah?
A: rencananya kalau gak Sabtu ya Minggu, om/tante.
• Q: kok belum lulus aja?
A: sayang om/tante, waktu itu masuknya susah kok keluarnya buru-buru.
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Membuka usaha laundry dengan nama “wish I wash better”
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Yeah, it’s all the fun game until you actually lose me. Don’t underestimate my detachment skills, I went from “hi I miss you please we should catch up later! 🤪🫧🫰” to never texting you again.
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@ssefnum
It’s okay. You even might not be able to tell everyone that you need some time alone, but please do tell your lover and your closed ones that you need some time alone to think so they’ll give you some space without infrequent worries in mind.
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“Oh, ini orang yang mau jadi PNS tapi gak lolos TWK itu? Apa? Enak ya mentalnya dihancurin gini?”
“Orang tolol emang pantesnya disodokin buku RPUL aja.”
“Jangan berani-berani merintah saya. Orang yang di m-BCA nya cuman ada 10 ribu gak berhak suruh-suruh saya. Paham?”
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Kedua, orang kesel karena liat M pengangguran dan "gak berusaha" tuh bener-bener punya privileged-mindset banget. Padahal kita lihat gimana si M berusaha cari duit dengan cara jadi streamer dan dia merasa dia gak lebih baik dari orang-orang sekitar dia (dia bilang sendiri).
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Mungkin memang kita gak terlalu butuh Kim Mingyu, tapi Angga Yunanda (lebih dekat, lebih mudah ngobrolnya, lebih bisa ketawa sama jokes TikTok yang baru-baru) tapi tetap tidak mungkin.
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I was helping a friend with their skripsi through Zoom meeting and I gave them a few advice on their writing, terus they called me, “iya siap, Bu Dosen.” I don’t know why I am so flattered by that kayak, “thank you for thinking that I’m smart enough to be called Bu Dosen.”
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Jang Wonyoung would never wear something like this but Aeri Uchinaga would.
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Closingan. Anjay. 🤙🏻btw, apa cuman aku ya yang nyaman banget main sama cowok-cowok? Aku kemarin nginep di vila terus cuman cewek satu-satunya. Huhu seru bgt deh, berasa ratu. Sorry tapi no baper baper ya. Aku pure temenan aja, malah aku udah dianggap cowok keknya. 🤣
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Iya, soalnya stress susah cari kerja.
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Fuck whoever defines The Nuruls as a group of someone who eats makanan UMKM, not wearing high-end brands, & enjoy wearing their comfortable style. It’s never a classist term at the beginning you fuckass. It’s for someone who’s a pick-me, insensitive, having other negative traits.
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Berhenti mikir kayak gini. Yang lu bilang ribut ini necessary buat orang-orang voicing their opinion tentang gimana pemilu ini. Wajar. Rakyat ini pemegang kekuasaan tertinggi disini. Orang-orang lagi pada melek politik kok harus distop?
@convomfs
gegara beda pilihan jadi bikin keributan/perpecahan begini, please pengen cepet akhiri era pemilu ini.
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📂: Viewpoints by Celine.
The day, I was impressed by my own time management, an unexpected meeting with my middle school friend, and surprised with how good the coffee was.
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The fun thing about this year’s pemilu is we watch debat capres and cawapres like we watch the match of our favourite football team.
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Call me mean or whatevs, tapi biasanya Nuruls yang suka labeling cowok random dan being homophobic tuh karena mereka cannot pull the ganteng guys they want. Also kalo mereka being mean ke sesama cewek—ya itu karena mereka insecure, gak bisa secantik/sehebat/sekeren cewek itu.
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Hey, I understand that some people don’t really have the privilege of having a proper education so they have little to no access to knowledge about all the candidates. But seriously, I will never forgive people who have a proper education and all the privileges yet they chose 02.
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So this is a canon event in an Asian household because my mom did the same, but it’s for my makeup. “Stop wearing too much makeup, it makes you look oldER.”
melakukan adegan teenage daughter in asian household (my mom mocking my outfit before i go out)
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I need to stop simping over a man who’s of the same age as my father.
This guy is pushing 60….
Chuando Tan 陈传多 was born in 1966. He’s a Singaporean photographer. He said in an interview, “by the time I reach 60, I'm still going to do whatever I love, I would want to take care of my inner self, mental health and all that.”
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@corgiesbutt
And some people dapet kesenangan karena melakukan hal konyol itu, so let them be. Yang konyol buat kamu belum tentu sekonyol itu buat orang. Everyone wishes to run away from reality for a bit, and that's maybe the easiest place to run.
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I can’t think of anything else besides that old-money aesthetic as I saw Wonyoung and the way your tweeted something. It always goes with the balance outfit with a piece of simple jewelry.
@Blissloved
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Starting my day by repeating this video of Yujin Ahn. Good morning, world.
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I mean, if the shoe fits then wear it?
I tweeted on my account without mentioning anyone.
But someone jumped to the conclusion and started it.
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Ni si Min Heejin kalau disuruh nilai kinerja Bang Sihyuk bakal ngasih nilai 11 dari 100 gak ya terus si Bang Sihyuk koar-koar sambil teriak, "Mbak Heejiinnn~" "Mbak Heejiinnnn~" "Sorry ye. Sorry ye!"
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Bahasa indonesia itu emang miskin kosa kata sih… kata sifat ‘kind’, ‘handsome,’ ‘ sexy,’ ‘understanding’, dan ‘compassionate,’ sebanyak itu pun bisa ditranslate ke cuma 1 kata bahasa indonesia contohnya ‘pacarku’ hahaha terima kasih Bung Karni Ilyas.
Bahasa indonesia itu emang miskin kosa kata sih… kata sifat ‘kind’, ‘supportive,’ ‘understanding’, ‘compassionate’ sebanyak itu pun bisa ditranslate ke cuma 1 kata bahasa indonesia contohnya ‘pacarku’ hahaha tepuk tangan untuk metro tv
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@captainofhala
This is the coolest and scariest news to know that I am my own now.
Thank you, teteh sayang. It’s my second day on level 23. Thank you for staying and watching me a bit closer to becoming a milf. 😋
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No, once again it’s never about your lifestyle or your outfit style. The Nuruls is all about MINDSET (abis liat qrt katanya yang dikatain mbak-mbak hijab aja). If you’re non-hijabi and have those ugly mindsets then you’re The Nuruls. 😅
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Think about it again, having a really beautiful girlfriend is a blessing. Kayak, imagine having someone as beautiful as your girlfriend, bikin kamu gak mau marah-marah karena gemes kok bisa ada cewek secantik itu? Peeps, take good care of your girlfriend or I will.
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Need temen kayak Anies Baswedan yang bisa menetralkan persahabatan aku dan
@ofTrocadero
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suatu hari ada berita miring
anies : haha ngga masalah, apapun tantangan yg kita temui harus kita hadapi bersama, setiap orang pasti memiliki sudut pandangnya sendiri, maka dari itu—
cak imin : MAKSUD LU APA TOLOL
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Is die young only for the wild child? What about the nerds like me? @ Ke $ha
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In April, I reunited with cherished ones frequently, yet experienced moments of loneliness and weariness with life. Despite this, I yearn to blossom even more beautifully. May, I welcome you, as I anticipate the wonders life may bring. |
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Aneh. Emang itukan tugas lu, bukan tugas perorangan. Kemana aja selama 4 tahun?
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Oh, the way I saw many coquette girlies be acting like Satan and doing shit that’s straight-up mean and deserves to rot in hell. Beware of the cuteness, guys. They could kill.
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Gak semua orang punya duit buat dapet pendidikan bagus, punya koneksi dan luck buat dapet kerjaan, lagi kalo dia dapet kerja dan sangat money-oriented kita gak bakal dapet karakter M tapi Uncle Kiang 2.0. Character development M ada kok. Dari dia jadi pemburu warisan...
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The more I think about it, the more I don’t understand why we avoid having a conversation about politics with our group of friends/such. I understand that the differences might invite tension but to stop someone from talking about politics with “si paling woke” is ??
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Selamat ulang tahun, Zara! Semoga kamu selalu sehat dan dilancarkan semua urusannya. <3
@milohaneut
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@PhantomeParade
Dede mau ajak abang main ke Dago aja, abang. Ke Braga seru sih bener kalo mau jalan kaki. Tapi abang kalo mau tempat seru terus bisa ngobrol lama banget tanpa ganti tempat, ke Dago. Banyak tempat enak di Dago tau, abang. Abang suka tempat gimana sih?
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@reticenced
Please ajak your boyfriend to try telor gulung with saos super cair! Omg, coty’s coming to Indonesia!
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Ternyata pacarnya gak jelek, guys. It's not the time to be a hater.
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@komfortplats
KALO MAMIM INI: broad-minded, charming, exuberant. Please percaya kalo aku selalu suka bacain tweet Mamim meskipun aku sider! Terus ini deh, mamin kayaknya jago banget ngelakuin semua hal. 🥰
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