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There are two types of Touhou posts: the bad posts (memes) and the good posts (barefoot Tenshi)
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Real touhou fan is not when you blow hundreds of dollars on funko pop japan actually
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• A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want my stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight
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The absolute state of western Touhou twitter
Touhou twitter users you SHOULD follow and support! These people are genuinely amazing and skilled, as well as kind and caring people!
This is a thread 🧵
Recommendations are encouraged! Please leave recommendations below and I might add them!
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The Bible is an amazing manga. Chapters 1-5 were written by this guy named Moses but for some reason the author changed around. Abram is definitely my favorite character although for some reason they retconned his name to be Abraham, and in some regional publications his name is
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I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely fucked up shit there which is why I'm so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed:
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• A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a
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Fun fact: This is a 100% serious post and the dude just has a bloody testicle lying on the table.
There is no funny meme or copypasta I have for something like this.
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healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor
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DaBaby has helped me realize that I am actually black.
My entire life I was lead to believe I was a white person, but ever since I’ve started listening to DaBaby my life has changed for the better. My friend (I like to call him my “slime” now that I’m black) first told me about
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ELON 👉📨 MUSK 😏 NEEDS 😙 YOUR 👉 HELP 🆘!
Attention 🚨 all 😳 epic 😎 420 🥦🅱 69 ♋ Reddit 🤖 gamers 🎮!
People 👫 are expressing 💁🏿♂️ dissatisfaction with SpaceX and Tesla ⚡ CEO 👁 Elon 🤓 R ❤. Musk 👨!
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! Grab ✊🏻 your 👉 big ⬆💋 chungus 🐰, Keanu 🧔🏻
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I am racist I am and always will be a racist, everyone in my family is a racist. We're so racist that we've watched every single Nascar race and we all drive manuals too, that's how racist we are 📷. Some races are superior to others, mainly the F1 races, nothing like a good ol'
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Women of reddit(18F) , what is the most sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual
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Excuse me sir or ma'am
but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"
Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online,
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Unpopular opinion: I am a female and Redditors turrnnn me on so much 🥵😩
😍😍😍😍omg I love a man who gets winded walking from the fridge to his gaming chair and back😍 hearing him huff and puff like an asthmatic rhinoceros makes my honey drip if you know what I mean.
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My boyfriend keeps calling his cum "Greggnog"
First off: I am not joking. I wish I was joking.
I've been with my wonderful boyfriend Greg for over 4 years now, and this Christmas was our third spent together. He's so much fun to be around, handsome, charming, and our sex life
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• They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waste container (I signed somebody else's name)
• One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot have an abortion, even trees, cars, or barns
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Ibrahim. The best ship is Abram x Sarah. Also, they totally nailed the new testament chapter, with some great character development. I never expected Judas' betrayal either.
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• During every successful abortion, the doctor would shout "take that, baby" and he'd push a red button that made sirens go off and confetti fell from the ceiling and we'd all get Del Taco for free
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I, an atheist, accidentally said “oh my g*d” instead of “oh my science”
You read the title, I just cannot believe I said the “g” word on accident. Am I even an atheist anymore? I don’t like religion or anything but like maybe it infiltrated me and is manipulating me to say “oh my
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🇮🇱✡️Israel is saving the World from Hunger, Poverty, Terrorism and once the Jewish Messiah arrives, from all demonic powers and religions.
You're either with Israel, or you're with the terrorists and demons. Your choice!
#ShabbatShalom
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Elon has no workers, he doesn't exploit anybody. He mines the aluminum himself. He solders the chips by hand. By the time he perfects the microchips all by himself working 22 hours every day, he will've acquired his medical degree so that he can place the microchips himself.
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Female: *posts image of them next to something they're proud of*
Redditors in their mid-30s:
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10 ways to troll you're freind in minecraft
number 1: pour water on there cobblestone generater
number 2: steel there bed
number 3: delete there world (i did that to kyle)
number 4: shift ontop of there bed (that's funny i think it looks like secks 😳)
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• The oldest child we aborted was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a baby until his wife brought in photos
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Fellas is Doom 2016 a good game to play if I've never played a Doom game before?
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• The doctor's assistant invented this thing she called "the silly slide" and it was a really fun little water slide that connected a woman's vagina to a paper shredder so a newborn baby could briefly "enjoy the high life"
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Antinatalism has exactly one thing going for it and it's that the people who believe in it don't reproduce
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Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl.
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Everyone in the entire world is a stupid idiot moron except me
It was difficult to arrive at this conclusion, as I tend to be exceedingly compassionate and sympathetic towards other people's flaws. But what else could explain why I'm always right? I mean, I feel like I'm resting
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hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Keanu put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
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So something at school happened today, and it was totally POGGERS. Heck, I can even say it was Breathtaking. Papa Keanu Reeves would be proud.
So on our first day back at school, we were in gym class. We had to do warmup exercises to start, and instead of being a normie and
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As the title 🤭🤤🍆 says 🗣, I 👁💪💰 (25M) blew 💨 up ⬆ my neighbor’s (84M) house 🏠. My neighbor 🏘🏡 and I 👁 have been having issues 🙅🏾♂️ recently 🕛 because his 💦 dog 🐕 (5M) keeps 👌 shitting 💩 on 🔛 my lawn 🌱. Now I’m not crazy 🤪 about 💦 my lawn 🍃 or anything 😯, I’m
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Hi,
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually --
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Reeves 👍, Baby 👶 Yoda 👽, Pewdiepie 👱, Fortnite 💩, Minecraft 🔲, juul 💭 pods 🥠, vbucks 💰🤑💵, trebuchets, Naruto 🔌 run 🏃♂️, and ORA 👨 ORA 👨 MUDA 🟨🤜🤛 MUDA 🟨🤜🤛, it's time ⏰ for a crusade! It's time ⏰ to make 🛠 Anthony 😈👱♀️ Fauci and any other medical 💊
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• The doctors put all sorts of crap up a woman's uterus including a clown nose, bicycle handlebars, a calendar, and an entire Sears retail outlet (before bankruptcy)
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My problem is you won't show us your feet. Every single time you tweet I beg and beg and beg for you to show us your feet. But you just ignore me. I wish you would just notice me. I also sometimes recommend future products you could sell like the life sized realistic sex doll but
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r/gamingcirclejerk users when someone says the "upvote to scare gamers" posts with a jpeg of a woman or someone with a darker skin tone is low effort
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race war. I love being a racist around everyone I see but not everyone appreciates the power of my Mustang, one time I got kicked out of a restaurant for telling everyone that I'm a racist. I wish more people were as racist as I am. Upvote if you're a true racist.
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Okay guys quick question what's your opinion of Touhou fanart where theyre pregnant
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to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."
And here you are!
I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know
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I did an epic troll on my normie class
My class is full of NORMIES! So I trolled them
So we had a substitute teacher and he went to get something from the back room. I decided to pin a picture of small Keanu Reeves along with big Chungus on the wall. Everyone starts saying
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"Anyone who spends more than 5 minutes in my presence knows that I never stop talking about how much I love busty, curvy, voluptuous anime ladies. Anyone who starts "digging for dirt" on me quickly learns that a pedophile narrative is never going to hold up, since I can't go
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is great. Except for one small problem.
Every year now starting in December he starts referring to his cum as "Greggnog." When I first heard him say this, it was in the context of a joke, so I laughed, and then I forgot about it. A few days after this, we're exchanging some
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Honestly 😇 I've 👁 never ❌ really 💯 understood 🤔💭🥑 what's 😦 wrong 👎🏼 with casual 👔 (meaning 😏 non-reproductive) incest 🤢.
When ⏰ I 👁 was 15 🔟👩🔳 and my sister 💁📱 was 17 🕚, sure 👍, we made 👑 out a few times ⏰ and may 🗓 have gone 🏃 a bit 😢 further 🤔😝 (it
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doing push ups and sit ups, I did something wholesome. I T-POSED! Nobody was paying attention, but I’m sure they would’ve laughed if they saw. Maybe one day I’ll be recognized as the meme lord.
The gym teacher came and told us that we were doing something fun today. I couldn’t
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I fucking hate children
All my daddy issues come to the surface when I see a picture of a little crotch demon. I am also faced with the reality that I will die a lonely, bitter virgin. To solve this issue I spend hours browsing r/childfree, and refer to kids exclusively by the
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longer than 60 seconds without talking about big boobs and thick booties."
-Yanderedev
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It was a bright day. I woke up at 3 pm after a long night of humping my Zero Two body pillow. I get out of my bed, as I get up I smell the buildup of sweat and bacteria that have built up on the mattress as I have not showered in the past 2 months. I go to the shower. I notice
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his hit song “The Box”. Something about that song changed the way I perceive myself and reality in a whole, and made me question my race.
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By destroying the Life Sphere, The Father can no longer be summoned and killed and as such remains as an immortal presence in Urdak for all eternity. Did you pay any attention whatsoever?
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Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds,
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You have been permanently banned from participating in r/Chonkers.
You can still view and subscribe to r/Chonkers, but you won't be able to post or comment.
If you have a question regarding your ban, you can contact the moderator team for r/Chonkers by replying to this message.
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In Cocomelon, you will often see animals walking on two legs and mingling with other species and the humans. The freedom of thess animals suggests the absence of zoos. This is the case until one episode, where JJ and his family go to the local zoo. Here you will see animals
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whole entire class looked at me.
“Calm down,” said the gym teacher.
“REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” I screech, running full speed at him. He wasn’t expecting this move. I then jump into the air, landing right on him. My 350 pound body suffocated him and breaks all his bones, killing him.
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to my reddit family before I go.
TLDR: I will die in three (3) days.
Edit: Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!
Edit: Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!
Edit: Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!
Edit: Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!
Edit: Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!
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like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the
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This image kills the prog e-theologian
@PastorAlexLove
No one is saying Jesus wasn’t real. Many of us don’t believe the stories that are accredited to him. The Bible was written & continually edited by men over centuries with their own agendas. & your version of Jesus is probably not accurate
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Ok so I used to love posting on r/chonkers with pics of my overweight dog named Chungus. I don't really walk him that much, but I do feed him a shit ton of food so he can stay heckin' wholesome. Recently, my posts haven't been getting karma liked they used to. They dropped from
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20k to 12k and I also noticed a decrease in awards (Gold and silver). So I decided to let Chungus go out with a bang by getting a glock from my dad's drawer and shooting him in the head. Now that I think about it, this reminds me of my favorite movie (Joker lol) when he shot that
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Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.
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I'm worried he'll try to ban Reddit next. We're a collection of free thinking, high IQ individuals united against hate and fascism. We're basically his worst enemy. If he bans Tik Tok he'll come for us next.
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literally kiss my anime body pillow when that happens. It could even get more upvotes than the time I posted myself to r/chonkers. Wholesome! Time to be the next GallowBoob. LMFAO (not using an emoji because that would make me a cringe normie like my gym teacher).
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you never notice. It really hurts me. I often cry myself to sleep knowing I mean nothing to you. But if you just noticed me once you would realize I am a really nice guy, one of the good ones. I can make you happy. I tell good jokes. I have a wonderful job. I can cook incredible
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