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THATS IT!
#haikaveh
🌱🏛️
I'm writing something today, you have a couple hours to pick which au I'm writing for!
Bunny × Leopard hkvh
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Mechanic Kaveh au
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Omegaverse
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Idol Hkvh au
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No one will ship Hkvh as hard as Nazeeh ships hkvh; peak Alhaitham behavior honestly.
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Reminder that Ben, whenever possible, talked with Nazeeh to work on his pronunciation of cultural words so he wasn't butchering them.
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Lambad just like; "Don't worry, you get used to it!😌"
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ //🔞//
//Use Your Words//
"Ah-! Mmm!" Kaveh gasps out in mewls, his eyes rolled back. His fists clutching the bedsheets, he turns his head, gasping into Alhaithams pillow.
He hiccups and cries out again as another wave pushes deep into him. He hides his face.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ a/b/o 🔞
TW: Self b!tching(?)
//A Deep Yearn//
Kaveh looked down, hands pressed against firm breasts. The faintest scent in the air. "Promise to come back safe and sound?"
A chuckle, "I promise, Kaveh."
The beta looked up.
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I'm not afraid.
mechanicveh if hyv wasn’t afraid of dressing the men like they do women
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️
🏛️: "I want a divorce!"
🌱: "We aren't married."
🏛️: "Fine! Let's get married so I can divorce you later!"
25 married years later
🏛️: Holding Alhaithams hand, resting his head on his shoulder, "I think I'm forgetting something..."
🌱: "Wasn't important then."
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️
🌱: "What's your new years resolution?"
🏛️: "To not kill myself."
🌱: "... and last year's?"
🏛️: Leans Forward, smiling, "To not kill myself."
🌱: Stares at him.
🏛️: "Pretty successful resolution rate so far."
🌱: "I'm getting you a therapist."
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ a/b/o
//Brooding//
Kavehs nesting habits are very simple.
First, he strips the livingroom of all shared blankets and pillows.
Second, he grabs dirty clothes from Alhaithams hamper.
And third, he drags it all onto the bed where he organizes a very picky nest.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ //🔞//
//Curiosity//
Alhaitham is defined by his curiosity, everything he reads was once a question turned into a boundless lump of knowledge.
His curiosity is near insatiable, constantly hungering for the answer to the littlest things.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️
//A Safe Place//
"Scribe Alhaitham! Scribe Alhaitham, please wait!"
Said scribe stopped, snapping his book shut as a long, drawn out sigh leaves his throat. He looks back as the Ksharhrewar Sage runs up to him.
"Scribe Alhaitham, please, have you seen Kaveh-?"
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New home screen everyone
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ a/b/o mpreg
//A Pup on the Way//
Kaveh huffed, his cheeks puffing out as he turned his head indignant. His usual sweet pheromones swirled sour, a red eye opening and glancing up, then closing again.
"Kaveh." Alhaitham called, a weary sigh hidden in his voice.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ a/b/o
//Courting//
Alhaitham follows a strict routine for everything in his life, including his pre-ruts.
Kaveh has discovered it's actually very easy dealing with the more aggressive behavior from his mate; all he had to do was follow his alphas courting.
#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ a/b/o
//Brooding//
Kavehs nesting habits are very simple.
First, he strips the livingroom of all shared blankets and pillows.
Second, he grabs dirty clothes from Alhaithams hamper.
And third, he drags it all onto the bed where he organizes a very picky nest.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ + human child Mehrak ☀️
🏛️: "Now..." Signing, "Repeat after me."
☀️: Nods.
🏛️: "All."
☀️: "All."
🏛️: "Men."
☀️: "Men."
🏛️: "Are trash."
☀️: "Are..." She thinks for a second, "dumpster fires."
🏛️: He smiles excitedly, patting her head, "Good girl!"
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ a/b/o Technician 🏛️/Racer 🌱
//When The Race Ends//
"Maman..." A soft shake, the ruffling of blankets. "Baba..." Another push.
"Mmm... Hello Kaveh..." The little pup was scooped up, Kaveh smiled wide, reaching out immediately as he fell into his father's arms.
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The reason Kaveh can't see the way Alhaitham looks at him is because that's how Alhaitham ALWAYS looks at him.
So to us, we see a love struck man, and to Kaveh.
He just sees Alhaitham.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️
🌱: "Don't I deserve a kiss for my efforts?"
🏛️: Raises his brow, "For... Cleaning the dishes?"
🌱: He leans against the wall, nodding with a confident hum.
🏛️: "Ugh-" Reaches up he cups Alhaithams cheeks, "Fine, fine."
🌱: "No." Points to his forehead.
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Bird Alhaitham desperately trying to to initiate a mating ritual with Kaveh, except Paradisaeas have completely different rituals.
Alhaitham slowly giving up and one day, Kaveh shows up, hanging upsidedown from a branch.
Alhaitham ignored it, and Kaveh did it again.
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🌱🏛️
//Snow Leopard/Bunny Au//
//To Feel Safe//
Alhaitham stared down, his body tense and his heart racing. Kaveh laid, curled up, in his lap.
The round little bunnys chest rose and feel, his nose twitching as he sun bathed.
Alhaitham gently reached a hand out.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ //🔞//
Married hkvh have a nightly routine.
Kaveh comes home late, maybe a bit inebriated, to the same dinner Alhaitham cooks every night.
After light heart debates and soft flirting they'll wash the dishes together.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️
🏛️: "I will kill myself just to spite you."
🌱: "..."
🏛️: "Yeah, I bet you won't be laughing while planning my funeral."
🌿: "So... How are those antidepressants I prescribed you?"
🏛️: "Oh, they're... Okay."
🌱: Genuinely concerned.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ 🔞
🏛️: He leans into Alhaitham, his slant form fitting in perfectly against toned muscles. He reeks of alcohol, hued red festering on his cheeks, neck, and shoulders. "Allhaaaitham~" He slurred.
🌱: "Go to bed." Reaching out, he grabs the wine bottle.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️
🦜: "KA-veh! KA-veh!"
🏛️: "Yes? I'm here."
🦜: "Kisses- please?"
🏛️: He laughs softly, extending his finger he lets the bird hop onto it. He raised his hand and presses his lips to the small beak. "Mmm-wah!"
🦜: The parrot repeats the sound.
#haikaveh
modern au
Alhaitham has a parrot.
Kaveh learns that simple fact the moment he steps foot into his roommate's house for the first time.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️
"Can I keep your old sketchbook?"
"What?" Kavehs voice echoed with a lilt, he gently closed the box he was holding as he shifted on his knees. Looking directly towards Alhaitham.
The other lifted the worn out, leather bound book. "Can I keep it?"
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️
🏛️: "I just... I don't understand... He takes me in, he pays for my drinks, he feeds me..." He tucks his head in his hands, "He let me decorate the house and the only reason I pay rent is because I demanded it..."
🌿: Silently watching.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️
🏛️: "Ugh... I want a divorce..."
🌱: "No."
🏛️: "You can't just say no, that's not how that works..."
🌱: "No."
🏛️:
🌱:
🏛️: "What do you want for dinner?"
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ Idol Au
🏛️: AlhaithamsActualWife_38 sent an image
🌱: Smiling, he picks his phone up, he clicks on the notification. The image is of a confirmation email reading, "Your tickets have been booked! You selected the meet and greet pack ---"
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No one can outdo his ability to YEARN!
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️
🏛️: So drunk he can't walk, sitting outside Lambads tavern as Alhaitham pays the bill.
🐈: Walking up to Kaveh, "Meow."
🏛️: He stares at the stray, "Meow."
🐈: "Meow."
🏛️: "Meow."
🐈: Flops onto its side, rubbing its head into the concrete, "Meow."
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ a/b/o 🔞
//A Deep Yearn Cont.//
Carmine eyes flittered, opening, they adjusted to the dim candle light of the chandelier hanging above him. Kaveh whined, grinding his hips into the divan as a warmth leaked from him, dribbling down his heat.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ a/b/o 🔞
🏛️: Lucid for a moment, "I need to eat... I'm starving..."
5 seconds later
🏛️: Finger blasting himself in Alhaithams study in a poorly made nest.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ spiderman au
🌱: "I'm not Alhaitham."
🏛️: "Yes you are. I know your cologne, Alhaitham."
🌱: "I don't know what your talking about."
🏛️: "I'm sure you also don't know anything about the dishes you didn't clean!"
🌱: "It was your turn last night-"
🏛️: "HAH!"
@PlumbiFarts
Imagine being the city's hero and the only reason you're found out, by your roommate no less, is because he knows the smell of your Walgreens bought cologne, I'd never recover
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🌱🏛️ / snow leopard 🌱 × bunny 🏛️ au
🌱: He closes his eyes, leaning back into his chair as he crosses his arms. His long, silvery tail flicking with content.
🌿: "Um... Kaveh, are you... Good?" He asks, concern lacing his words.
🏛️: "Hmm?" He hums.
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Bunny Kaveh hiding his face behind his bunny ears every time Snow Leopard Alhaitham makes a move on him.
🌱: Tail swishing and flicking he leans in for a kiss.
🏛️: He quickly grabs his ears and pulls them to his face, hiding behind the fluffy lobes.
🌱: Tail droops.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ Idol Au
slight 🔞
🏛️: AlhaithamsActualWife_38 sent a photo
🌱: He glanced down at his phone, his eyes narrowed. Glancing back up he stared at the many interviewers and cameras.
🏛️: AlhaithamsActualWife_38 sent a photo
🌱: "Only 20 more minutes..." He thought.
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Kaveh ignoring his desperate need for sleep so he can finish deadlines.
Alhaitham fucking Kaveh raw and stupid until Kaveh passes out and doesn't wake until the next afternoon.
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Kaveh training his desert foxes to attack Alhaithams toes on command.
🌱: Lifting up the lid of the frying pan, grabbing a piece of seared meat.
🏛️: In their bedroom, "Alhaitham- You better not have your hand in that food!"
🌱: Stops, contemplating the consequences +
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Snow leopard Alhaitham biting Bunny Kavehs ear and holding it in his mouth when they were kids.
Alhaitham continuing to do so into adulthood, and every time someone else sees that they get worried for Kavehs safety.
And Kaveh is so used to it he doesn't even realize anymore.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️
🌿: "Where is our God damn mechanic???"
🎨: "Currently making out with the other teams lead racer."
🍃: "lmao."
🌿: "Jesus fuck."
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Ben trying so hard NOT to ship Hkvh, he's so scared for his knee caps
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ + human Mehrak ☀️
🌱: "F-"
🏛️: "Language."
🌱:
🏛️: Goes back to coloring with Mehrak.
☀️: Happily giggling and doodling.
🌱: "Fudge."
🏛️: A pleased hum.
🌱: "Fiddle stick."
🏛️: A less pleased hum.
🌱: "Frack."
🏛️: He gives a disapproving glare.
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Kaveh reads gay romance stories and when the plot gets good he'll gasp and kick his feets.
🏛️: A small gasp.
🌱: Raises a brow.
🏛️: A louder gasp, clutching the pages of his book.
🌱: "What?"
🏛️: A deep gasp, he covers his mouth, "Oh my god-"
🌱: "What?"
🏛️: "They kissed!"
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Hkvh hate snuggling bro.
🏛️: "I don't know why I even bother!"
🌱: "Wasting your breath on flawed ideology seems to be one of your favorite past times!"
🏛️: "Ugh! I can't stand you!" Flops into Alhaithams chest, "What movie do you want to watch?"
🌱: Hugs him immediately.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ 🔞
//Want//
Alhaitham bit the inside of his cheek, his chest heaving up and down as an electrifying chill ran through him. His breath came out ragged as his muscle twitched.
"Are you okay?" His head, which had rolled back, cleared enough to hear the voice.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ Idol Au
🏛️: "It's so unfair..." He slurred out, shooting daggers at his innocent phone screen.
🌱: "And what's that, hmm, bunny? What's unfair?" He spoke softly, voice smoothed from affection.
🏛️: "You know what I look like..." He paused, his lips pouting.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ / a/b/o
🏛️: He flops into the divan, sighing as he dramatically fans his face.
🌱: Turning the page of his book, he glances up to Kaveh. "Hot?"
🏛️: "Of course! I'm having the worst hot flashes right now! Ugh- They weren't this bad when I was younger..."
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ / Living Parents Au
🔭: "Will you please tell your SON to stop kissing my boy?" He points an accusatory finger.
📚: "Tell your boy to stop kissing my son." He scoffs, crossing his arms.
🌱: Gently kissing Kaveh.
🏛️: Rubbing Alhaithams cheek bones tenderly.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️
//The Warmth of Embrace//
"I—!" Alhaithams words were cut off as he was pulled into a tight hug. His academia cap falling off as the other wraps his arms around the slightly slimmer back.
"It's okay." A quiver in Kavehs throat. "It's okay, you aren't alone."
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THE WAY I WOULD BEND HIM INTO A MATING PRESS DONT EVEN WITH ME
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ Phoenix Au
//In Another Life//
Phoenixs mate for life, or so it's been told, in the bygone days of the past; it's rumored that Phoenixs would fly high into the air, dancing and twirling as they spun through the clouds and sky.
Like spiraling sunsets.
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Interactive tweet//
Reply with your favorite claymora character in genshin using gif!
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🌱🏛️ Idol Au
//Implied 🔞//
🏛️: AlhaithamsActualWife_38 posted a photo; Felt cute, will probably delete later~ 🥴
🌱: He stared, his eyes wide as his cheeks flushed red. He opened his mouth, his throat had gone dry. He clicked the photo and turned his phone.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ hacker/special ops au
🌿: "Where is Alhaitham?"
🗡️: "Probably harassing the blonde twink in tech."
In the tech department
🏛️: "If you don't get out of my cubicle right now, I'm leaking your search history to the entire team."
🌱: "I have nothing to hide."
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️
//Soup//
Alhaitham grumbled, his eyes dropped and burned with irritation. Reaching up, he rubbed a sore muscle in his neck as he trudged down from the winding path; boots tapping against carefully carved marble.
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ a/b/o arranged marriage au
🌱: He watched, his face ever unmoving, but his heart raced and a nervousness clutched his gut.
🏛️: He entered the thrown room, the soft clack of his shoes silencing the chamber of bickering nobles. His head held high, he glanced down.
My guilty pleasure hkvh au is an arranged a/b/o in which Kaveh is married off to Alhaitham to unite two kingdoms and finally end a decade long war.
On their consumption night, they honor their vows, the next week Alhaitham is gone to the battlefield.
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🌱🏛️ / living parents au
🔭: "Now, now, we don't bite our friends, do we?"
🌱(13): Glances up from his book, looks back down.
🏛️(15): A small bite mark on his neck, "It's okay baba! Hayi is just a love bug, love bugs bite sometimes!"
🔭: "Mmm..."
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I'll omegaverse the racer au just so I can plap plap plap plap that little mechanic and get him pregnant.
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Do you think when Kaveh is mad, like genuinely angry/disappointed, with Alhaitham; he'll scold Alhaitham like an angry wife.
And if Alhaitham knows he genuinely fucked up or got into to much mischief he'll run away from Kaveh.
Do you think Scara likes to tattle to Kaveh?
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🌱🏛️ Idol Au
🌱: "Who do you love more?" He whispered, "Me, or your idol?" He stared at his phone, eyes lided.
🏛️: "Hah... What a dumb question." Kaveh stared at his phone, "You, Ahmar, I love you."
🌱: "Hmm... Is that so? Why?"
🏛️: "Huh???"
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Kaveh lay gasping, convulsions dragging through his entire body as Alhaitham steadied; plunging into the twitching hole.
"See... Now that wasn't so hard."
"Thank you- Ah! Thank you...!"
"Hmm? What was that? One more time please."
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#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ Birthday Special!
//Small Things//
The morning sun rose, the sounds of birds singing echoed.
A soft morning dew, the smell of fresh coffee.
Alhaithams eyes opened and he groaned at the peaking rays of sun that burned them.
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Hkvh probably have the softest sex bro.
Like, sure, they'd enjoy it rough.
But sometimes Kaveh just wants to be held, to be kissed, and to feel.
And Alhaitham just wants to hold Kaveh, to kiss, and to cherish him.
After so long apart, they just want to be one together.
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🌱🏛️
//I'm Proud of You//
Kaveh fell with a thump, sinking into the beds cushions. He mumbled, his arm limply raising and falling; he shifted and groaned as bile inched up his throat.
"Alhaitham..." He slurred out, rolling onto his side. "Alhaitham!"
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I'm a firm believer that Kaveh has to fight for his life in the morning.
EVERY morning, he gets out of bed, heads to the kitchen to make his coffee and welp, here comes Alhaitham with a blanket and welp, here's Alhaitham burrito-ing Kaveh and dragging him back to bed.
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🌱🏛️ / ☀️
🏛️: Pressing kisses to Mehrak and the foxes faces, "My lil babies, look at my lil babies!"
☀️: Giggling happily.
🏛️: Standing up, he turns, "Now look at the BIG baby~"
🌱: Stares at Kaveh.
🏛️: Squishing Alhaithams cheeks, "Big baby~"
🌱: "Wah."
#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ / ☀️
🏛️: "Look at the lil babies~" He coos as he fastens bows to each of their necks, the foxes chirp happily in turn.
☀️: She stares at Kaveh.
🏛️: "Now look at the BIG BABY!" He hoists Mehrak up, holding her in the air while making kissing noises.
☀️: Giggles.
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🌱🏛️
🏛️: "Come here! Tell me what you did!" He yells, chasing after Alhaitham.
🌱: Practically running.
🏛️: "Alhaitham!" He reaches out and grabs Alhaithams shoulder.
🌱: Whips around, grabbing Kavehs arm and shoulder and swinging him around.
Do you think when Kaveh is mad, like genuinely angry/disappointed, with Alhaitham; he'll scold Alhaitham like an angry wife.
And if Alhaitham knows he genuinely fucked up or got into to much mischief he'll run away from Kaveh.
Do you think Scara likes to tattle to Kaveh?
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🌱🏛️ TW: Self H
@rm
Alhaithams throated bobbed, he dry swallowed. His mouth opened, but no words came out, he was at a lost.
Knelt down on the floor, staring up, clutching limp hands; he couldn't say anything.
Kaveh peered down at him, past him.
#haikaveh
"I really am sorry, I swear I love you."
Alhaitham holds Kaveh's hands tenderly, but the blond's eyes remain indifferent.
"I don't feel like you do."
Kaveh looks away as he whispers, words tasting like venom on his tongue.
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🏛️: "See, and I don't have to worry about failing my new years resolution... Because if I do, I'll be dead, I'm not going to care."
🌿: "I'm putting you on antidepressants."
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🌱🏛️
Forest nymph/fairy au where Kaveh, a mourning flower fairy, watches human Alhaitham read in the exact same spot every day.
Eventually, Alhaitham falls asleep in the shade of a tree, and fairy Kaveh flys up and plants a soft kiss on his nose.
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I love the idea of Deshret coming back to life (from whatever means) and hardcore hitting on Kaveh; in which pisses Alhaitham off.
👑: Gently rolling strands of blonde hair between his fingers, "Aren't you just a striking thing..." He whispers.
🏛️: "Ah...?"
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//Burden//
"Breath." It was a simple command, one that should have been easy to follow.
But Kaveh found the task nigh impossible, his throat closed between each broken hiccup, clenching with scorching warmth. His chest sputtered, shuddering up and down.
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🌱🏛️ Prof 🏛️ × Student 🌱
🏛️: He smiles, his head bowing down, strands of blonde hair drifting in the wind, "You're doing quiet well, considering your a linguistics major." He raised his head, looking through his strands of loose hair.
🌱: He swallowed hard.
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Alhaitham is hanging upside down, looking like a fish out of water.
The eagle proceeded to fall from the branch and hit a couple more on his way down; flying back up to perch on the branch and stare at Kaveh.
Kaveh stares, then flawlessly hangs upside down.
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Deaf!Alhaitham taking his headphones/hearing aids off while Kaveh is nagging him, so Kaveh picks up where he left off with sign language.
And all the while Alhaitham is getting scolded, the only thing he can think about is how beautiful Kavehs hands are when he signs.
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Married hkvh having a very strict morning routine where Kaveh wakes up and lays in Alhaithams arms for 30 mins or so.
Eventually he starts riddling kisses from Haithams chest, to his jaw, to his cheeks; Haitham waking up slowly and his thumb rubs Kavehs hand.
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//Intermission//
It's like, 3 in the morning here, so I'll finish it tomorrow.
Idk... Scream preggy Kaveh at me, I know it's your guys favorite.
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🌱🏛️ living parents au
🏛️(18): Pulling laundry from the drying line, humming softly.
🌱(17): His head resting face down on Kavehs shoulder, his arms tightly wrapped around his waist. Pressing soft kisses to Kavehs neck.
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🗡️(Traveler): "What's your type?"
🌱: "Uh, my wife..."
🗡️: "Laughs, okay... Tighnari, what's your type?"
🌿: "Alhaithams wife." Smirks.
🌱: Glares at Nari.
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🌱🏛️
🌱: "I love you."
🏛️: "...that's tragic, I apologize."
🌱: "God damnit, Kaveh, just accept my affections!"
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What's the point of Kaveh having those childbearing hips and supple ass cheeks if not for fans to write him in the a/b/o universe as sumerus most wanted omega.
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@boothillirl
Oh! I didn't realize that if could be taken that way.
Yes, I simply meant non English words. I'm sorry for not wording it better. /G
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🌱🏛️ Sherlock Holmes/Detective Alhaitham au
//To Work Alone//
The masterful detective Alhaitham, a mind far to brilliant for this world; one that works best in curtained rooms and smoked drenched roofs.
The detective works alone.
He always has.
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🌱🏛️ Fairy Kaveh au
🌱: Tilts his head, "What are you so fussy about, hmm?"
🏛️: Turns his head with an indignant huff, his hair bouncing with the force of the turn. He sits in Alhaithams palm, arms crossed over his chest, leaning on his thigh.
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🏛️: "ALHAITHAM! Put the damn book down, you're going to get car sick!"
🌱: "I wont if you drive smoother."
🏛️: "EXCUSE ME-!?"
🌿: "Hey, I think we're going the wrong-"
⚖️: Loud, obnoxious snore.
44gravate boys should go on a road trip where they fall into the merciless claws of romantic tension that tortures their brains
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🌱🏛️ Tarzan au
🏛️: "Shh- Shh... It's okay..." He whispered softly, gently dabbing the open wound.
🌱: He hisses, pulling his arm away to give Kaveh a pointed glare.
🏛️: He looked at the wild man, softly smiling, he reaches up to stroke his taut cheeks.
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//SPOILERS//
#haikaveh
🌱🏛️
🏛️: Staring at Alhaitham.
🌱: Sniffs softly, reading his book.
🏛️: Nervous fidgeting, looks away, then glances back.
🌱: Flips a page, tapping his finger against the paper.
🏛️: "Hey! Don't ignore me!"
🌱: "Pfft-"
cyno story quest spoilers leaks genshin //
guys …… im actually going to cry i love them so much.
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//A Small Wooden Box//
Alhaitham didn't normally go through his roommates belongings, he understood the need for privacy as well as the rudeness the act displayed.
Kaveh had cleaned their home up quite a bit before heading out for a project in Mondstadt.
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King Deshret Alhaitham and dancer Kaveh au.
Except Kaveh is an assassin that's been attempting to kill the king.
And the king, who knows of Kavehs ploy, let's him continue to make his attempts because Alhaitham fell for the dancer.
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🌱🏛️ bird au (they're birds)
🏛️: He fluffs his feathers out, humming soft strums of chirps. His tail feathers flick up as he adjusts himself atop the egg again.
A loud thump and swish.
🏛️: Gawks, startling a bit, he turns and shoots a glare.
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Do you think when suitcase Mehrak is excited to see Kaveh, she jams herself face first into him?
☀️: Beeping excitedly as she zooms to Kaveh.
🏛️: "Oh, hello sweetie-"
TUNK
☀️: Hits him directly in the face, chirping happily.
🏛️: A red bump on his forehead, "I missed you to."
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Alhaithams very first dream after the akasha comes down is a memory of him as king Deshret.
Memories of a beautiful blonde dancer, singing, swaying against desert sands and wind; her eyes sharp and her tongue sharper.
She disappeared, whispering words of love.
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