Animal videos, Larry pictures and maybe a few people photos. No politics. Life's too short to waste time engaging with idiots.

@orgogg @FullFact When Vice President Trump announces that the moon is indeed made of cheese, yes, they will probably fact check it. Because some people will believe it.

Yeeuurch - why to gurnards have 5 times the innards of other fish?

@PeterStefanovi2 Is "Save UK" UKIP's new name for the week?

@Channel4News and why does he sign them all "Amanda Mumwumple"?

@janetintorbay I think 'Donald Trump' is a better drag name

Rewatching the #HungerGames - getting myself ready for what's to come

@PatriciaBasham8 President Musk is probably too busy to sign them himself.

@nembrotha Watching House of the Dragon?

Big Bird

@RevRichardColes I wish I'd known - I really need an upgrade.

My DPD driver is currently on delivery 75, I am number 105. He will be with me in 'approx. 15 minutes.' Not even Father Christmas could beat that.

@Kent_Online Well I'm sure the defection of four Swale councillors will put an end to that! (and am I the only one who can see five people in the photo?)

@largewineplease I don't see them here very often but they do seem to go around in gangs. It's all or nothing.

@EdmundAvalon @BBCNews It's a special pigment that can only be seen by Brexiteers

@MichelleSt12365 @Number10cat

@Channel4News Don't you mean Keir Starmer's biggest no-brainer?

Well that was worth the effort