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WELCOME TO THE PITS. The Official Diavolo parody account ran by @Radfarious
The Pits
Joined September 2024
@funniartistguy Let me see the contents of it. Okay so we have: - MX and his merry bunch of victims (also the red head who is also a killer) - Mario Gameshark (apparently he’s the cartridge) - The entire Mario’s Madness cast There’s probably more, I’ll have to check later.
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Hello
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@GAM3_SH4RK You know I should really be getting all these cartridges and disks back, it would make hunting brews easier.
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@INDlSTRESS The bowl. also give me back my personal info file you’re not supposed to have that
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@GAM3_SH4RK @FR1ENDLYFL0WER A sack of sand you hang up and punch, some do it to keep themselves in shape, others do it to let out anger. Our flora friend here suggests you buy one with MX plastered over it so she can let out some aggression… y’know, without killing a child.
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@FR1ENDLYFL0WER @INDlSTRESS To be honest I feel like that would make her want to drink it more.
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@FR1ENDLYFL0WER No my problem is that the alcohol was made from a specific herb down here in The Pits, it’s pretty much instant intoxication for anyone who doesn’t belong down here, to a dangerous degree. If she, or pretty much any other being who’s soul I don’t own drinks it, it’s lights out.
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@FR1ENDLYFL0WER I stopped aging at a certain point… I think it was 5 centuries ago… anyways that’s not the point! She was granted access to every single fact about me and the people around me in a single file! Knowing her she’s probably planning to leak it all online. I’m beyond cooked.
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