Pissed Off Monkey
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Anti-globalist Libertarian ... Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.. George Carlin
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R.I.P. Mel Gibson
I've always liked Mel Gibson..
I hope he's able to expose this evil..
But in today's world that just puts up big ass Target on you and gets you suicided..
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Know your audience..
Maybe they should have offered free Bud Light..
Oh wait..
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Let them go under..
Let them all go under..
They took their 30 pieces of silver ..
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Congratulations to Westlock on passing the bylaw banning rainbow crosswalks & pride flags on municipal buildings..
One step at a time Alberta..
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Rat leaving the sinking ship..
Fcking coward..
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Was she remanded in custody with out bail?
Was her bank accounts Frozen? Was she charged as a terrorist?
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How does 222 people in ICU in a population of over four million (.0055%) breakdown the Healthcare System?
18 months to increase capacity and we've done nothing yet we have 12 AHS administrators to everyone ICU bed..
That's the real problem here..
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The same people whining and screaming that we have a healthcare of crisis in this province. Are the same people that were out there with tar & pitchforks cheering on the dismissal and layoffs of individuals that weren't vaccinated..
Well folks you reap what you sow..
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As usual..
The Pearl clutching, ill informed knuckle dragging left, proving their ignorance and blaming
Danielle Smith for Jasper..
Jasper is a national park and falls under.. stay with me here
THE FEDEAL GOVERNMENT
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Pfizer data dump only justifies my decision not to put that shit into my body..
My resolve is even stronger today..
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Trudeau's Canada
Crippling taxation..
Deep division..
Men in women's washrooms..
Men in women's sports..
Child mutilation..
MAID..
Unstainable immigration..
Unvetted immigration..
Celebrating of terrorists while demonizing patriotism..
Unchecked antisemitism..
Censorship.. 1/2
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I'm hearing U-Haul is bringing in extra units to the province after the UCP win to help all the Socialist leave Alberta..
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Remember When
@TimHortons
excluded unvaccinated children.. I do so I'll take a pass on the shitty coffee and horrible food.
#CampDay
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Thank God Alberta elected a strong intelligent premier
@ABDanielleSmith
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Bye Bye Toronto..
You're a shithole right now..
Get ready for next level woke only seen in such places as San Francisco, Portland, Chicago etc..
I can hardly wait..
You've given us eight years of the Turd..
Time to watch you Circle the bowl..
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So it appears that
"The Mountie always gets his man"..
Only applies to parked truckers & grandmothers..
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Klaus Schwab hospitalized..
Finally, some good news..
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Boo hoo..
Take CTV and CBC with you..
Global News is 'on the brink' amid declining revenues via
@WSOnlineNews
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You don't speak for this Albertan you useless prick.
🧵 “This morning, I met with federal Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland. I was there to talk with her about the importance of defeating Danielle Smith’s risky scheme to pull all Alberta workers and retirees out of the Canada Pension Plan. (1/3)
#ableg
#handsoffourCPP
#alabour
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Just had a conversation with my oldest daughter that lives in Calgary..
She asked me if I've got this jab yet..
Said no and she said well we probably won't be coming down then.
I said that's fine you do what you feel you have to do but I will not be putting that in my body!
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Alberta and Saskatchewan should band together to leave confederation..
As we are a unique and distinct society..
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This right here is why we can't afford for the NDP to ever get back into Power again in this province..
Alberta NDP calls for door-to-door vaccination campaign to increase immunizations
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I'm a little Disturbed at how quickly the Chinese police stations on Canadian soil and Chinese interference in the last election has disappeared from the Canadian media..
And we've still got no answers..
I want to know who these Libs are..
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Alberta ER doctor says hospital capacity crisis was ‘created,’ has nothing to do with COVID-19 - LifeSite
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In Canada today we no longer have Educators we have indoctrinators..
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🤣🤣🤢🤢HARD PASS..
Jann Arden, Rick Mercer announce tour; Calgary date May 22
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Why do I feel like I'm looking at an episode of Fraggle Rock..
“We know this is actually a solution to the supply chain issue, not a hindrance,” Transport Minister
@OmarAlghabra
on the federal vaccine mandate for cross-border truckers.
Watch more at
#ctvpp
#cdnpoli
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What am I watching here?
Forest Gump goes to parliament?
Trudeau says that what Pierre Poilievre "is proposing to do is to make Canada great again. That is not what Canadians want."
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Everybody Butters their toast before applying peanut butter. Right?
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Who out there hasn't been tested?
I'll start...ME!
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Here's your Alberta NDP..
Proving once again you can't trust them..
What albertans would like to know is the extent of Rachel Notley's involvement..
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Hey remember when this whole woofloo thing started?
People in China dropping on the streets & foaming at the mouth.. seen any of that since the initial outbreak?
Man were they able to sell that.
Their theatre set up a worldwide lockdown..
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Honest question..
Why do grown women dye their hair green, blue, pink, etc??
By that I mean woman 30s & up..
They're not kids anymore..
Why?
I don't particularly think it attractive at all..
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I want him to stay..
Hopefully, with him at the helm
The Liberal Party gets decimated..
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Take the Dipper challenge..
I did..
Drive around and look at the properties the NDP signage is on..
99% of the properties I saw haven't seen a lawn mower or a snow shovel in years never mind paint..
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Well this is where it gets interesting..
I've been waiting for this moment for a while..
Let's see how the woke crowd get dealt with from this particular community..
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Hey ho the witch is gone..
The bad old witch..
The wicked witch..
Hey ho the wicked witch is gone..
And good Fckng Ridance🖕
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Remember...
YOU DON'T NEED PERMISSION TO SEE YOUR FAMILY!!!
Just do it..
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@_Outliergirl
@PatriciaYusko
She's trying to figure out how to take her 21 followers with her..
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Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this racism ?
Canada to Invest $40 Million into Black-Only Home Ownership Scheme via
@BreitbartNews
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Sorry, but I love this..
Who's going to burn their city to the ground faster?
Chow in Toronto..
Gondek in Calgary..
I'm hoping for a tie🤡🌍
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It's kind of ironic that he doesn't want to be tracked..
All the while requiring Canadians to download apps, ArriveCan etc
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It's outrageous to think that Chinese police stations have and continue to operate on Canadian soil..
Then to find out that 4.45 million taxpayer dollars we're funneled towards their operation..
If This Were anywhere but Canada heads would roll..
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It's what all the well-dressed Hobbits are wearing in the Shire this year..
$1,000 sneakers..
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I see more and more vaxxed are showing over the top anger of late..
I get it..
It's never a good feeling to find out you've been sold a bag of beans..
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Skip through the
#TrudeauWasRight
trend and you'll see proof that
#LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder
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I see
#MaskUp
is trending..
Here's a simple solution for all you Pearl clutching maskcochondriacs..
Stop the virtual signaling & just wear it and
SHUT THE F UP WE DONT CARE!!
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The woman in the bed next to my mom in the hospital does nothing but bitch & complain..
Treats the staff like her personal slaves & ignorant to all..
No one can stand her..
I asked my mom to find out what she had done for a living..
I was right..
She was a TEACHER 🤣🤣
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Sad day..
Folks had to put old Buster down yesterday..
RIP Buster..
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The prime minister of Canada ladies and gentlemen🇨🇦
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Get Woke..Go Broke..
Bud Light's Dylan Mulvaney Trans Stunt Cost the Company $4 BILLION... So Far.
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Hey Alberta..
I hope you you made a mental note of the houses where all those orange signs were posted..
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Just walked away from a job.
They needed a repair done in their shop.
Expected me to wear a mask the whole time. "
Call me when you're serious about having the repair done"
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My youngest daughter knits toques & scarfs for the homeless..
Pretty proud papa..
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We're All In This Together..
Two-thirds of federal civil service will be exempt from mandatory vaccinations -
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Hey, fellow Twatters..
You should give my friend
@Canuk_Mom
a follow..
Huge shout out to my Premier! You are the voice of the majority of Albertans.
Thank you for helping us protect our children from the gender cultist who want to interfere with how we choose to raise our babies!
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"Take a bus or walk"..
Notleys campaign slogan..
I say what I mean and I mean what I say..
Believe her!
We can't afford another Notley NDP term in Alberta..
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Singh & Trudeau are doing the same thing to Canada that Obama did in the States..
Creating more division both racially & politically..
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Help me out here... Did I miss
@RachelNotley
and the Angry Orange Machine foaming at the mouth & screaming down the mask less Palestinian protests or is that only reserved for churches and rodeos?
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Everytime I see these things they make me angry. What an eyesore and a blight on the countryside..
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This a mental health issue as well as grooming and it infuriates me..
If you don’t think that this is an adult performance, and that children ought not to be involved, there is something seriously wrong with you…
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Man I hate women's curling..
If I want to hear some women screaming for 3 hrs, I'll pick up the phone and call my ex-wife..
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Tragically Hip
Still the shitiest band ( I use that term loosely) coming out of Canada..
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Personally I'm done..
I feel bad for people with young families..
Those looking for free handouts have voted..
I say let them pay for their own debt..
I no longer believe a United Canada is possible.
#wexit
#CanadasBroken
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Groper Mchappy Hands lectures on sexual abuse..
PM Justin Trudeau says it's 'hard for anyone' to have faith in Hockey Canada's leadership as revelations emerge about how the federation maintains a fund meant to partially handle sexual abuse claims.
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Why is it the more momentum & popular Pierre Poilievre gets..
The more the batshit crazy the accusations get by all political factions opposed to CPC..
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Outstanding!
How to Calgary..
I didn't think you could go any lower after Nenshi..
But you proved me wrong..
You bought it..
You got it..
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Cash is still King..
Rogers just proved that today..
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Shit coffee
Shit food
Picture going viral of pizza that is now being served at Tim Hortons 🇨🇦
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Well Twatfaks Xfaks..
I wasn't going to make this tweet..
I'm not looking for sympathy, condolences or any kind of spiritual wisdom..
I haven't been on here much for one reason..
Both folks were/ are in hospital at the same time..
Dad passed Friday September 1..
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OH FCK OFF🖕🖕
Seriously??
Enough FFS..
ENOUGH!!
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I can't believe that in just two short years we've got to the point where the majority of people are willing & comfortable with giving up their freedoms & liberties unquestionably..
I'll always question and fight for my rights and freedoms..
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People of Alberta..
Any restaurant or business that doesn't shut its doors for this new round of lockdown need to be supported.
I for one will go out of my way to eat at & support them.
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As per the doctor's orders I'm going to incorporate more fish in my diet this weekend..
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Is anyone seeing my posts?
My impressions are almost zilch on my posts..
I've probably pissed someone or something off with rainbow hair monitoring this platform..
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Out driving..
Lots of trucks with flags in the back..
I had to run home scared and hide my basement..
They were talking crazy shit like freedom and rights e t c..
Honk Honk MFkrs..
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Ever wonder what life in Canada would be like right now had the liberals lost in 2015 and we had competent adults running the show during this
#Scamdemic
I do..
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First it was stay at home..
Then you must wear a mask.
Shut down social gatherings.
Shut down restaurants.
Can't gather at holidays.
Can't see loved ones in hospitals.
Movement restrictions.
Vaccines.
Vaccines above 70% now 90.
Vaccine passports.
You ready for what's next?
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The most annoying question.. "Source please"..
Don't be so fucking lazy and look it up yourself!
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So it's my understanding that as of the 20th when these new rules go into place is you have to be vaccinated to go into restaurants Etc but the staff serving you doesn't have to be vaccinated..
WTF is wrong with this scenario..
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Who's still untested..
Still unvaccinated!
ME!!!
Fuck your lotto & trip bribes..
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Recycled Town Bicycle
=
Re-partnered..
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Ever notice how Justin Trudeau's government has to continually spend more of your money to address problems they've created..
Watch Trudeau re-announce $121M for combatting auto theft that was first announced in Aug 2022 by Pablo Rodriguez & again last week by Leblanc in Ontario
He then promises harsher penalties... that his government previously removed when coming into office
Running against himself
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So how am I going to get out of this country..
I will not take the jab..
I wonder if I go to Roxham Road with a suitcase in hand and walked backwards into the states..
Do you think Canada's finest bellhops would notice?
Maybe even help me?
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Here's the insanity in Alberta..
AHS employees workers must be vaccinated by the end of October or face suspensions or termination.. We put in a vax passport so unvaccinated restaurant staff can serve the vaxed..
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Biden out..
Let the blood games begin
Enter
Big Mike
Or
Killary
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Good Morning Twatterverse
It's Finally Friday.
Ohhh....Yes..It..Is..
Greetings from Sunny Southern Alberta..
Tomorrow's truth and reconciliation day..
Or as Trudeau calls it..
Surf and relaxation day..
Enjoy your Friday & weekend.
And remember to fire up them BBQ's and Smokers..
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Trudeau, when wrong, continues to Double Down..
At this rate
We won't have any allies left by Christmas..
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My brother's daughter would have turned 20 today..
R.I.P. Jouying 💔🙏
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The eyes..
They never lie..
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