3 years ago today I took a punt and said yes to a drink with a tall weirdo from work...
... several rogue weekends away, numerous escape rooms and gallons of tequila later... it does seem rather like I have stumbled across my soulmate ❤️
@tobytarrant
Still buzzing from the best day in life!!
We’re married EEEEEP! 💍😍🍾💃🙌
Thanks to everyone who has been sending us such lovely, happy messages… what a lovely bunch ❤️
(Toby is on the phone as I type booking us an escape room in Cape Town for a honeymoon treat 😂
#nerds
)
Dear Lord 😳 Toby has just entered the room proud as punch dressed in this new ensemble...
Apparently these pyjamas (which he bought for himself might I add) are
‘A TREAT FOR ME’
Thank you Toby. Thank you
It’s done! My absolutely brilliant mum has just become Mayor of Basingstoke and I’m PROUD AS PUNCH 😍
May everyone please only now call her by her official title thank you...
‘The Worshipful The Mayor of Basingstoke And Deane Councillor Diane Taylor’
💪🏼
So very proud of this lovely bunch of oddballs and all the brilliant team
@RadioX
@ChrisMoyles
💚
Thanks for listening to us wanging on every day - makes it all worth it
🕺🏻🍾🥳 x
For you doubting Thomas’s! We are actual camping and we erected it ourselves (it’s practically the Ritz) 👯
Thanks
@GOoutdoors
for our lovely inflatable tent - we had a few marvelling onlookers ⛺️🍹☀️
#Glastonbury2019
Ah what a ride! 🙌🙌
Thanks so much for all of you who voted for Chris and who have been kind… keep up the good vibes on here, they are much needed ❤️
Can’t wait to have him back on-air where he belongs 📻🎤🎶
#TeamMoyles
#ImACeleb
Happy 30th Birthday Tobes! 🥳
(at last 😂)
Here’s one of my first ever photos of you… I do believe it was at this point I thought…
‘Yep. He’s the one for me’ 👍
The warmest, most positive human I’ve ever met - have the bestest of days 😍💋
She did it! My lovely Hefty Not Hefty Helen smashed the London Marathon for
@makenoise
wahooo! (and not a sausage roll in sight)
SO PROUD ❤️🏃🏽♀️💪🏼🤩
#LondonMarathon
A little birthday drink from The Chris Moyles Birthday Pub... specially built just for the morning 🍺 but worth it to feel like we were in one (even if actually on the roof terrace at Global!) 🍾🥳 xx
Toby’s handyman skills have officially peaked... after nearly calling an electrician about our light fitting - it transpired he’d just been repeatedly putting the old bulb back in 💡👍🏼
#brightspark
The lovely
@JGcricketbadger
and
@tobytarrant
have taken us clueless weirdos to Lord’s Cricket Ground - no idea what’s going on but there are drinks and, therefore, all is well! 🏏🍻😍
Thanks
@WoodstockCricCo
🤩
Honestly, at this point we had no, single bloomin clue - you could’ve knocked us all down with a ton of feathers! 😮
Absolutely chuffed to bits… can’t WAIT xx
Come on
@ChrisMoyles
🙌🤩🙌
#TeamMoyles
As we're sure you've all heard the news by now...
@ChrisMoyles
is heading into the Jungle!🪲🐆
Sweaty palms and heart palpitations...here is the breakfast teams' reaction to the BIG news! 😅
#ImACeleb
#imacelebrity
After a couple of near misses, one stalling mishap, and some terrible singing... we finally made it in the van to Spalding, hoorah! What a lovely bunch they were too... congrats Chris and family! 🥳🍾🥰
@Producer_Matt
drove back so I could get leathered 🥂
#RadioXPrizeDump
Lots to unpick here… but we’ve just got into Yellowstone - so Toby now watches it wearing a cowboy hat…🤠 (to be fair, which I bought him)
We’re still working out why the pants are quite so high…
but like I say, lots to unpick…
Here we go again... Day 2 broadcasting on
@RadioX
from home but THIS time, with a right fancy mic ooOOOOooo technology eh? 🕺🏻
There he is...
@ChrisMoyles
🙋🏼♀️
All well from Taylor/Tarrant quarters just being careful 👍🏼
Oh hello there... welcome to the ‘Water Way To Have Fun’ game which I did for
@chrismoyles
on
@radiox
this morning
(I think you’ll find it’s very similar to what Chris Martin did last night at the same time)
#PippasHouseGames
BUZZING to announce that next week I will be the new mid-mornings host on
@RadioX
- hasn't really sunk in yet to be honest!
So proud of what we achieved on the early breakfast show although I won't miss setting an alarm for 2:30am!
Thank YOU for listening... see you Monday?! X
Good-o. Locked out. No keys, no charger and, therefore, no choice (obvs) but find nearest pub and try to not look like a lone alcoholic for the foreseeable 👍🏼
(oh and use last 9% battery to tweet about it)
Apologies all if it ‘might’ have sounded as though I ‘might’ have accidentally confused the word ‘Dodo’ with something altogether less savoury on the show today 😳
That’s if I did of course, which I ‘might’ have… but you probably misheard
Me and my new best friend for 3 weeks! 🥰🐶
Yes it’s a one-sided excitement at the moment…
… but planning on winning her over asap with treats and tickles 🤗
Welcome to the Tarrant household Coco! ❤️
Turns out being locked out is great 👍🏼 The cavalry’s arrived in the form of our lovely Intern Lucy 😍 charger, company, more cider... hoorah. Note to self: forget keys more often
#aboveandbeyond
🍹🍹
Happy Birthday
@RadioX
! 🍾
What a rollercoaster three years ❤️Bloomin love this bunch... onwards and upwards xx
#HappyBirthdayRadioX
😍🍾👯♀️🔥🤹🏼♀️🎉💚💫💃🏼💋🥂🍹
There she is! Looking very comfortable up there next to Clare Balding... here’s to my lovely mum repping in the
@BasGazette
on
#InternationalWomenDay2020
So proud ❤️👩👧xx
NERD ALERT! Yes pubs were open indoors yesterday, yes restaurants were too... BUT... ☝️
... so were Escape Rooms 🤓🤓🤓
Proud (a little sheepish) to say we were their first customers 😂 wheeey!
@noescape_london
Right then! Here we go... please welcome ‘Haircut and Tequila Tuesdays’ as part of ‘The Chris Moyles Show at Home’ 👍🏼
...with special guinea-pig, sorry, guest
@tobytarrant
😁
All part of the evening off-shoot of the
@chrismoyles
show on
@radiox
whooop!
A man just shouted ‘he’s a bear!’ at me at
@altontowers
just now…
So, for reasons those of you who listen to the
@ChrisMoyles
show and Pubcast will appreciate…
I growled at him and did the bear claws 🐻
It was a brief, embarrassing but poignant interaction
What have I become?
I’m watching The Ashes…
@tobytarrant
isn’t even home making me do it..
and I’m a little… (and I mean little) bit excited 😳
SEND HELP 🏏
Now, it maaay look as though Chris is hating every minute of the mechanical ponies feature I made us do this morning....
... and you’d be right.
I, on the other hand, YEEEE HARRRRR!! (to be fair, I did win)
#NormalDay
This the rather excited face of someone with a ‘not for resale’ version of her new Craptic Birthdays book WAHOO! 🥳
(if you listen to the
@ChrisMoyles
show on Saturdays this will make sense!)
Thanks to the lovely
@TJAnnis
for the book design 🥰 x
Someone got a bit over-zealous with the fake tan on book launch day 😂 x
But anyway… pardon if I wang on a little today! BUT, The Big Craptic Quiz Book is out… TODAY 🥳
Officially published… yeeee HAR 🤠🙌😍
#TheBigCrapticQuizBook
Nothing like being FaceTimed fresh out the shower, hair in a towel... before being turned to face a whole Liverpool crowd celebrating live in Munich.. (joy)
Thank you
@tobytarrant
🤦🏼♀️
‘hello everyone... hope you’re having fun NOW HANG UP’
(that said, well done Liverpool)
Yes... I’ve finally gone mad 😳 and it’s only Day 3 of broadcasting from home to
@chrismoylesofficial
on
@radiox
Please welcome my Chris Moyles Show team ‘egg friends’ (before I started smashing them on my head)
Today’s game on
#PippasHouseGames
- ‘Egghead Roulette
Annie… you wonderful, colourful, bonkers and beautiful human - a one off.
Thank you for inspiring me and so many women in radio 🎵
Also thanks for when I was trying to write a children’s book, for being the only person to read all 20 chapters 😂
Rest in peace ❤️
So I was on the train, and started talking to a lovely lady who told me about her daughter and stuff…we chatted for about 30 mins…
… then, when it was my stop, I went on auto-pilot, said goodbye….
AND KISSED HER ON THE CHEEK 😂😂
I didn’t even know her NAME. Mortified 🤦♀️