RT @CNviolations: Ted went ballistic 😭

RT @contextdogs:

RT @gelbfur: @MogTheUrbanite Total HR Roastie Death

RT @CNviolations: Men are simple.

@zaalsikar They're really on a mission to make it all just interchangeable grey goo, eh.

Touch too much garlic. Otherwise great for a lazy Sunday afternoon.

RT @TheBabylonBee: Disaster After Kanye West's X Account Hacked By Kanye West

RT @Umbra_Tet: I hate this shit man

RT @TheBabylonBee: Nation Asks If That Security Guy Can Please Just Follow Congress Around And Keep Them From Doing Anything Ever https://t…

RT @DefiantLs: Funniest president 😆

@Majesticredwolf And it just keeps going lol

RT @SCHIZO_FREQ: Firing that kid was insanely retarded Are you gonna fire every girl in the universe for tweeting "i hate men" too or are…

Caught a comment on a podcast saying Tom Ellis (of Lucifer fame) should play my boy Mr Sinister in the MCU live action X-Men and hell yes I'm 100% down for that!

@Funtime7319 If you have any, thinly slice and boil some potatoes. They boil quickly if you thinly slice them and then your options are mashed, as is with butter, or fry them (also with butter). Tasty and also a bit distracting because let's face it, really, you're just bored lol

RT @Gentilenewsnet: "I'm not racist I have black friends" The black friend:

RT @hourly_shitpost:

RT @ShitpostGate:

@CertifiedLeggi Sharpen it and you have a fife.

@SanityRetention It's been a wild couple of days 🤣

@HomeRunLuis Even prosciutto! Fantastic! 10/10